Tyce Andrews, UnknownSold1er1 General

[KingofManga420]

Functionally, he's comparatively light years ahead. Everything else? I don't know about that.

I just want to think Tyce is just an immature idiot who will grow up and realize the error of his ways, but then again, whipits, paint thinner, and other substances he's huffed (and yes these two at least are confirmed via Tyce's first post here, and Jace's Tyce Facts, respectively) probably make that possibility remote. (the peak age for inhalant use in America is 14, so there's no telling where he started)

I didn't even know he huffed... Explains a lot though, You learn something that makes him stupider every fucking day.

On my way to find my obligatory occasional skeleton gif I think I found one Tyce may end up using in the future:

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

oh god, that skeleton gif

 

[Duke Nukem]

I didn't even know he huffed... Explains a lot though, You learn something that makes him stupider every fucking day.

On my way to find my obligatory occasional skeleton gif I think I found one Tyce may end up using in the future:

Oh God, there's so much he's done that is just...awful, to say the least. The whipits are also mentioned on his Wiki article: http://wiki.teamgamerfood.com/mediawiki/index.php?title=Tyce

That page reminds me, we need a little comic relief:

"Bob Mary basically envented weed"



Speaking of the ParkourDude91 Wiki, I believe it needs some serious updating at some point. And one "Tyce Fact" I find particularly heinous, if Jace is to be believed (and for some reason I do): Tyce once dumped a special ed girl out of a wheelchair or whatever down a flight of stairs. The reason? She told him that she was not interested in having sex with him.

 

[KingofManga420]

Oh God, there's so much he's done that is just...awful, to say the least. The whipits are also mentioned on his Wiki article: http://wiki.teamgamerfood.com/mediawiki/index.php?title=Tyce

That page reminds me, we need a little comic relief:

"Bob Mary basically envented weed"



Speaking of the ParkourDude91 Wiki, I believe it needs some serious updating at some point. And one "Tyce Fact" I find particularly heinous, if Jace is to be believed (and for some reason I do): Tyce once dumped a special ed girl out of a wheelchair or whatever down a flight of stairs. The reason? She told him that she was not interested in having sex with him.

Yeah, that is the defining Tyce fact to end all Tyce facts. You cannot be ANY lower of a human being, I love Bob Mary though.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Someone really needs to update the wiki. It doesn't even mention Tyce's illiteracy, neo-nazism, puke incident, skateboarding adventure, or his retarded Tarder Diaries race war belief.

 

[Smutley]

Not a direct mention, but if I remember correctly, Tyce said (Or Jace said that Tyce does this) he blackmails his dad regularly about him having an affair to get shit he wants, so it can be assumed that his mom is still in the picture and didn't bail like Jace's dad.

I don't have a source for this as I don't remember when this was said, I just remember it being said. It could just be a part of my imagination.

This was said on... the Live Stream after Tyce's trial. Jace was dropping #tycefacts and said something about Tyce catching his dad with a hooker and using it to blackmail him. That's about the extent of the info though, other than Tyce confirming that what Jace said was true and he's an awful person.

 

[DeagleDad420]

Someone really needs to update the wiki. It doesn't even mention Tyce's illiteracy, neo-nazism, puke incident, skateboarding adventure, or his retarded Tarder Diaries race war belief.

I have a huge rewrite of the Tyce article in progress already, it's a draft but I'll post it in a few days once it's done.

 

[Sammy]

This was said on... the Live Stream after Tyce's trial. Jace was dropping #tycefacts and said something about Tyce catching his dad with a hooker and using it to blackmail him. That's about the extent of the info though, other than Tyce confirming that what Jace said was true and he's an awful person.

I had never heard that. I'm glad to have learned that, I was losing sleep over trying to figure out why Tyce's family was putting up with the obtuse amounts of shit he gives them. Were I Tyce's super lawyer father, I long ago would have sent the drug peddling prick to Military School.

In Russia.

 

[Duke Nukem]

I had never heard that. I'm glad to have learned that, I was losing sleep over trying to figure out why Tyce's family was putting up with the obtuse amounts of shit he gives them. Were I Tyce's super lawyer father, I long ago would have sent the drug peddling prick to Military School.

In Russia.

I agree, I would never put up with even a tenth of the stupid shit he does if I were his dad. No wonder he locks Tyce in his room and tries to control everything in his life.

Not saying I would do something like that though. Being a retarded inhalant abuser doesn't excuse any of the shit he does though.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Tyce is such a stereotype.

 

[Pikonic]

Tyce is such a stereotype.

If he managed to turn his life around Lifetime could make a made for TV movie:

--Imagine a middle aged female narrator.--
[A picture of Tyce and his father] The son of a wealthy lawyer. His life was out of control, [cut to him vomiting in the swivel chair] but his struggle to get in touch with himself [A video of him yelling "FUCK YOU" at Jace] made him the successful man he is today. [A picture of older successful Tyce, then cut to a white background with the following text in spring green script]
Hashtag: The Tyce Andrews Story. Airing this Monday at 8pm EST.

I have a huge rewrite of the Tyce article in progress already, it's a draft but I'll post it in a few days once it's done.

I added a small paragraph about his return here to the CWCki forums article, feel free to delete it if you hate it.

 

[impossibility]

Per Jace's livestream tonight, supposedly Tyce's brother was hit by a police car leaving him 'basically like a vegetable' and his family left to decide whether to pull the plug on him. Jace presented this as a reason why Tyce hates police.

Would this be an incident that might be big enough of a deal to be verified with research?

 

[KingofManga420]

Per Jace's livestream tonight, supposedly Tyce's brother was hit by a police car leaving him 'basically like a vegetable' and his family left to decide whether to pull the plug on him. Jace presented this as a reason why Tyce hates police.

Would this be an incident that might be big enough of a deal to be verified with research?

Yeah. I wonder if its the full story though... Depends on if his brother is as big a piece a shit as big bro Tyce. When you have that kid to look up to... Well. I can think of a few mean things to say.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Jace made Tyce admit on their co-livestream that he fucked an exceptional individual but he claims that he didn't know she was a slow-in-da-mind at the time. He also referred to mentally deficient women as "easy pussy".

Also Tyce "the Heist" steals from garage sales on a regular basis.

 

[KingofManga420]

Something just popped in my head: If Tyce hates black people so much why does he want to help save Tupac?

Tyce is in a fucking sped class and loves rap music. I'd assume its 'I hate niggers but there are a few of em' that ain't so bad. Wouldn't mind owning a few myself.'

 

[Shadow Fox]

Tyce is in a fucking sped class and loves rap music. I'd assume its 'I hate niggers but there are a few of em' that ain't so bad. Wouldn't mind owning a few myself.'

"Tupac is a credit to his race, tahaaa."

 

[Null]

Something just popped in my head: If Tyce hates black people so much why does he want to help save Tupac?

Tyce hates black people because he believes they are all on some form of benefits system that Obama crafted specifically for blacks. He is jealous of this fantasy "ez life" he and the Neo-Nazi culture have invented to justify centuries old prejudice. Essentially, Tyce doesn't actually hate people of color, he's just angry that the government doesn't take care of his every need, but feels they do for blacks.

If you listened to Tyce talk, he repeatedly said (as in, fucking over and over again): "Why do they get stuff for free? That's not fair." He gets this from neo-nazi music, which his family is probably a huge part of. Johnny Rebel is a fucking fantastic source of this sort of jealousy.

Johnny Rebel - Looking for a Handout
This entire fucking song is him talking about how they only want handouts and the government is eager to supply.

Johnny Rebel - Quit your bitching, nigger
1:00
"You got money and jobs and your equal rights, given by the Government!
"You got wellfare, food stamps, and your medical card -- sometimes a little free rent!
"You just keep begging, takin' everything we got!
"Well damn you nigger, don't you think it's time to stop?"

Johnny Rebel - If I could be a nigger for a day
0:10
"If I could be a nigger, for a day
"I could live my life the free n' easy way,
"I'd take from Uncle Sam and let the white man pay,
"If I could be a nigger for a day."
...
"I wouldn't work,
"Because I wouldn't have to."

And so on. I picked 3 songs at random from Johnny's library and literally every one had at least one verse about handouts.

This isn't limited to Rebel or even the United States. A song that Tyce himself was listening to the stream while playing fucking Ethnic Cleansing was this.

Screwdriver - When the boat comes in
0:44
"They riot on the British streets, they're burning down our land
"But the fools in government put money in their hands
"Give them money, give them jobs, ignore the British Whites
"We won't stand and watch our land be taken without a fight "


Even though Tyce doesn't work, Jace doesn't work, (presumably) Eli doesn't work, and their escapades are paid for entirely by their parents and the government, their biggest complaint about blacks is that they don't work and get free stuff. Zzz.

Neo-Nazism, fokes.

 

[KingofManga420]

Tyce hates black people because he believes they are all on some form of benefits system that Obama crafted specifically for blacks. He is jealous of this fantasy "ez life" he and the Neo-Nazi culture have invented to justify centuries old prejudice. Essentially, Tyce doesn't actually hate people of color, he's just angry that the government doesn't take care of his every need, but feels they do for blacks.

If you listened to Tyce talk, he repeatedly said (as in, fucking over and over again): "Why do they get stuff for free? That's not fair." He gets this from neo-nazi music, which his family is probably a huge part of. Johnny Rebel is a fucking fantastic source of this sort of jealousy.

Johnny Rebel - Looking for a Handout
This entire fucking song is him talking about how they only want handouts and the government is eager to supply.

Johnny Rebel - Quit your bitching, nigger
1:00
"You got money and jobs and your equal rights, given by the Government!
"You got wellfare, food stamps, and your medical card -- sometimes a little free rent!
"You just keep begging, takin' everything we got!
"Well damn you nigger, don't you think it's time to stop?"

Johnny Rebel - If I could be a nigger for a day
0:10
"If I could be a nigger, for a day
"I could live my life the free n' easy way,
"I'd take from Uncle Sam and let the white man pay,
"If I could be a nigger for a day."
...
"I wouldn't work,
"Because I wouldn't have to."

And so on. I picked 3 songs at random from Johnny's library and literally every one had at least one verse about handouts.

This isn't limited to Rebel or even the United States. A song that Tyce himself was listening to the stream while playing fucking Ethnic Cleansing was this.

Screwdriver - When the boat comes in
0:44
"They riot on the British streets, they're burning down our land
"But the fools in government put money in their hands
"Give them money, give them jobs, ignore the British Whites
"We won't stand and watch our land be taken without a fight "


Even though Tyce doesn't work, Jace doesn't work, (presumably) Eli doesn't work, and their escapades are paid for entirely by their parents and the government, their biggest complaint about blacks is that they don't work and get free stuff. Zzz.

Neo-Nazism, fokes.

Alright, but if he doesn't actually hate blacks then why does he want to build a Mad Max machine and start a race war? Not saying you're wrong but I think there's more to it.

 

[Ahffline]

Even though Tyce doesn't work, Jace doesn't work, (presumably) Eli doesn't work, and their escapades are paid for entirely by their parents and the government, their biggest complaint about blacks is that they don't work and get free stuff. Zzz.

Neo-Nazism, fokes.

And that's the beautiful irony of the situation. Jace and Tyce don't work. They engage in criminal activities. Jace's income comes from the same government he rails against for giving 'Welfare Queens' Obama phones, foodstamps, etc., and the both of them are too stupid to see how they are similar to the races they disdain.

On the one hand, it's amusing to watch them be so hypocritical. On the other hand, hearing them spew their bigoted garbage makes me long for the Cosmic Jackboot of Justice to punt them both in the holes for their stupidity.

And just to prove their are young idiots everywhere, here's an ad for the Youth Wing of the British National Party.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Tyce hates black people because he believes they are all on some form of benefits system that Obama crafted specifically for blacks. He is jealous of this fantasy "ez life" he and the Neo-Nazi culture have invented to justify centuries old prejudice. Essentially, Tyce doesn't actually hate people of color, he's just angry that the government doesn't take care of his every need, but feels they do for blacks.

If you listened to Tyce talk, he repeatedly said (as in, fucking over and over again): "Why do they get stuff for free? That's not fair." He gets this from neo-nazi music, which his family is probably a huge part of. Johnny Rebel is a fucking fantastic source of this sort of jealousy.

Johnny Rebel - Looking for a Handout
This entire fucking song is him talking about how they only want handouts and the government is eager to supply.

Johnny Rebel - Quit your bitching, nigger
1:00
"You got money and jobs and your equal rights, given by the Government!
"You got wellfare, food stamps, and your medical card -- sometimes a little free rent!
"You just keep begging, takin' everything we got!
"Well damn you nigger, don't you think it's time to stop?"

Johnny Rebel - If I could be a nigger for a day
0:10
"If I could be a nigger, for a day
"I could live my life the free n' easy way,
"I'd take from Uncle Sam and let the white man pay,
"If I could be a nigger for a day."
...
"I wouldn't work,
"Because I wouldn't have to."

And so on. I picked 3 songs at random from Johnny's library and literally every one had at least one verse about handouts.

This isn't limited to Rebel or even the United States. A song that Tyce himself was listening to the stream while playing fucking Ethnic Cleansing was this.

Screwdriver - When the boat comes in
0:44
"They riot on the British streets, they're burning down our land
"But the fools in government put money in their hands
"Give them money, give them jobs, ignore the British Whites
"We won't stand and watch our land be taken without a fight "


Even though Tyce doesn't work, Jace doesn't work, (presumably) Eli doesn't work, and their escapades are paid for entirely by their parents and the government, their biggest complaint about blacks is that they don't work and get free stuff. Zzz.

Neo-Nazism, fokes.

So basically you're saying that someone who has a silver spoon stuck up their ass from day one is angry at the less fortunate receiving handouts from the government? Sounds about right.