Batman: Arkham City
Hello, what’s this? Playing as Catwoman? Oh this might be interest- Left click, right click, click click click click click ... DONE! Oh hey that wasn’t so bad. Now I can play more of... NOPE! HAHA CATWOMAN OUT BRUCE WAYNE IN.
Fuck you game.
Again with the long slow boring opening. Let me get into the god-damn game please! I don’t like wasting 20 minutes walking through corridors. Also, why is no one surprised or shocked that Bruce Wayne can fight everyone while still handcuffed and beat the snot out of The Penguin?
Honestly, once the tutorial junk was done, actually PLAYING as Batman is pretty damn cool. I love being able to swing around the city, stalking villains, conversing with pedestrians who help you, etc. It’s very fluid and much more intuitive than the first game....
Then the story comes back and ugh... I don’t care about Harvey Dent. I don’t care about “investigating the path of the bullet.” Let me just roam around kicking ass.
SMACKS HARLEY QUINN
Game... that is not what I meant. Lost interest the moment the game tried to get me to “plan” out my attack against the thugs. Are these people so stupid they can’t look UP and see me just sitting up in the edge ready to pounce? Wish I could go back to roaming the city... or as playing as Catwoman. Blah.