WHAT I ATE TODAY UNHEALTHY

[BernardPumpkin]

January 24

March 15

EDIT: "I'll start my diet on Monday" is literally a joke people make about perpetually fat idiots who yo-yo diet. To hear it come out of her mouth unironically just had me all

holy shit

 

[MrFortuneCookieFarts]

Why the hell does she need whey protein powder?

 

[Rotogravure]

Why the hell does she need whey protein powder?

Probably belongs to the guys.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

Probably belongs to the guys.

I think Eric talked about it in one of his vlogs but I'm too lazy to find it.

 

[Malibougie]

I think Eric talked about it in one of his vlogs but I'm too lazy to find it.

Yeah that belongs to Eric and Ricky. They are doing it before and/or after the gym.

 

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Those bagged meat-tube things mystify me. Why the fuck would anyone eat that by choice?

I doubt she has a choice, real packaged meat is more expensive. If she spent more money on actual food she wouldn't be able to buy mountains of cheap waxs melts, weird celebrity perfume, and Walmart jewelry. Those things are obviously more important that her health and never ending weight loss journey.

 

[Malibougie]

I doubt she has a choice, real packaged meat is more expensive. If she spent more money on actual food she wouldn't be able to buy mountains of cheap waxs melts, weird celebrity perfume, and Walmart jewelry. Those things are obviously more important that her health and never ending weight loss journey.

I was thinking of her Taco Bell mukbang rationality that if she ate faster, she could eat more.

The less she spends on one food item, the more food she can buy in quantity

 

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I was thinking of her Taco Bell mukbang rationality that if she ate faster, she could eat more.

The less she spends on one food item, the more food she can buy in quantity

That is very true. One of those tube meat tings was one pound, and she decided to use two! I'm going to power level here so I'm prepared for the ratings. I come from a large family ( 5 children 2 adults). When we made chill we also used two pounds of meat. Our gorl here ate enough for for 7 people!

 

[DuckSucker]

What really hits me is that she doesn't even know she's consumed that many, she ballparked that she maybe went over 3,000!

Your username... My sister uses a fitbit, religiously, and one feature of it is that if youre sedentary for more than 10 minutes at a time it will buzz you to remind you to get up and walk around. That's the reason Amberlynn got "bored" of it, because a robot holds her accountable and wont take no for an answer. A robot doesnt give a fuck about your excuses and actually holds her accountable which is something she's never dealt with before; she didnt think it would so she was super excited for an exercise machine that would be like "LOOK AT ME I EXERCISE!" but when it actually asked her to work, she got sick of it.

 

[Supreme Sundae]

@Zika Virus

In total, she ate 4,199 calories. It could be a little bit above that, since I didn't put ALLL the ingredients (missing a few, maybe 2-3), but it would still be in the 4k range.

It's likely much more than that. Based on my own experience with calorie counting, prepackaged food almost always has more in it than what is stated on the label. The little overrages adds up, especially when you're gorging on calorie dense foods.

 

[Rotogravure]

Your username... My sister uses a fitbit, religiously, and one feature of it is that if youre sedentary for more than 10 minutes at a time it will buzz you to remind you to get up and walk around. That's the reason Amberlynn got "bored" of it, because a robot holds her accountable and wont take no for an answer. A robot doesnt give a fuck about your excuses and actually holds her accountable which is something she's never dealt with before; she didnt think it would so she was super excited for an exercise machine that would be like "LOOK AT ME I EXERCISE!" but when it actually asked her to work, she got sick of it.

God it's not even an intrusive buzz feeling and I'm fairly sure you can turn it off completely, or at least really low.

She should do a give away for that damn thing. I've seen several people ask for it.

EDIT: For the amazing like/dislike ratio (currently 535/1k) it seems like that there are even MORE people giving her asspats for being "brave" and "honest" and "transparent" in this video, along with "lol trolling! good for you" comments. It's absofuckinglutely mind boggling,

 

[FitBitch]

Your username... My sister uses a fitbit, religiously, and one feature of it is that if youre sedentary for more than 10 minutes at a time it will buzz you to remind you to get up and walk around. That's the reason Amberlynn got "bored" of it, because a robot holds her accountable and wont take no for an answer. A robot doesnt give a fuck about your excuses and actually holds her accountable which is something she's never dealt with before; she didnt think it would so she was super excited for an exercise machine that would be like "LOOK AT ME I EXERCISE!" but when it actually asked her to work, she got sick of it.

I wouldn't have known, I've never used one before but that's probably a good thing considering my desk job. I kinda picked it because I just like to work out it seems I got drawn into this place by the gallery of fat bitches around here like our gorl Hamber here and Sophie Labelle. I've been lurking for months before Amber and her fake test results finally got me to join the farms.

 

[NSFW]

"I mean my hand is also pretty small..."

Hand looking like it got slammed in a car door, smh.

Those meat tubes appear to be 73/27, as Wal-mart color codes their packaging. So she used two pounds of the fattiest ground beef. I guess her “everything’s good” visit to the doctor has given her carte blanche to keep binging on sodium, carbs, and fat.

 

[asherlove]

lmao miss piggy and hamburgerlynn back at it again with them gainz.. xD

 

[FitBitch]

Hand looking like it got slammed in a car door, smh.

Those meat tubes appear to be 73/27, as Wal-mart color codes their packaging. So she used two pounds of the fattiest ground beef. I guess her “everything’s good” visit to the doctor has given her carte blanche to keep binging on sodium, carbs, and fat.

Those fingers are going to fall right off.

Poll for if she loses a foot or a finger first?

 

[666EVE666]

Impressive rats nest tbh

 

[Rotogravure]

Impressive rats nest tbh

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I don't think I've ever noticed the impressive alcohol bottle collection up top the counters before.

 

[Lilac]

Those fingers are going to fall right off.

Poll for if she loses a foot or a finger first?

That's the grossest thing i've ever read, BUT i'd say that she's still not as fat as the Slaton Sisters and even they're still able to walk around...

 

[EH 110]

That's the grossest thing i've ever read, BUT i'd say that she's still not as fat as the Slaton Sisters and even they're still able to walk around...

Amber weighs more than Amy, but less than Tammy. Amy's legs are nowhere near the size of Amber's.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

a robot holds her accountable and wont take no for an answer. A robot doesnt give a fuck about your excuses and actually holds her accountable which is something she's never dealt with before; she didnt think it would so she was super excited for an exercise machine that would be like "LOOK AT ME I EXERCISE!".

Alas, this particular robot was forced to look at its life choices, realised it was just boooly-eeeen po lil Amber and could no longer live with itself. It was last seen whoring itself out for cheap batteries outside a seedy gym in San Francisco.


@666EVE666 Holy fuck....how does that even happen? I know she fucked up her hair with the Tigger buh-laaarje job and she'll probably blame "the depresshuns" (the special type she has, which doesn't stop you going out and socialising or endless traipses round Waltat. Our gooorl would NEVER have the common-or-garden hide under the bed UFN type depresshuns) but that is....? I don't even know - a pet hedgehog?

I've often wondered how she does those high ponytails or the poo bun, but can she reach to brush the back of her hair? And if Becky is gradually doing more and more of this for her then how can they be ok with it? Christ, i've got the bloody feelz again...