WHAT I ATE TODAY UNHEALTHY

[497]

Did she eat the whole thing of chili? So she ate 2 of those tube meats and she doesn't drain the fat from her meat, plus whatever else. Then more stuff. That's our gorl, working hard on her way to officially having diabetes and being bed ridden.

 

[FupaFiend]

When you’re at the point you make Bigfoot look petite....

 

[Gorl..]

I almost had an amberism when she kept saying "things" instead of just calling them cans...

 

[thejackal]

The countertop tho! Such an amazing melange of "fat person fail":

1) bulk pack of 20oz pepsis
2) massive amounts of cheap, fatty ground meats
3) what looks like cooked bacon being eaten directly off the paper towel
4) pre workout and protein powder
5) shitty canned beans loaded with salt (gotta get your fiber...)
6) what appears to be a loaf of white bread chilling inside a metal pail
7) sugary coffee pods

 

[Xanax]

Those bagged meat-tube things mystify me. Why the fuck would anyone eat that by choice?

 

[89elbees]

January 24

March 15

EDIT: "I'll start my diet on Monday" is literally a joke people make about perpetually fat idiots who yo-yo diet. To hear it come out of her mouth unironically just had me all

I'll admit that I usually don't see it when people compare pictures of her from a few months apart and say she looks bigger, but damn. Her weight gain is pretty apparent this time. Another "weight loss journey" down, and the cycle continues.

 

[BeebTheMilch]

At 3:49-4:03 in the video she says she's going to use all that cheese because that's the point of the video (to show what unhealthy foods have contributed to her weight gain) so basically she's blaming the video and those who "supposively" requested it for this binge. As if that's not how she eats everyday. Noooo, this is just for educational purposes, y'all! She has got to be dehydrated. All that salt and all that soda. Her big ol' body must be parched.

 

[CC 855]

This may be a bit off but still she's way above 3000 cals.

 

[CindyChafe]

Bush your fucking hair, you lazy slob.

She mentioned in a recent YouNow I believe that she only brushes/combs her hair right before she washes it. And we know she doesn't wash it very often. Soooo.... dreads are stylish on fat white chicks I guess?

 

[Tiny Clanger]

"What I ate today unhealthy"

The Next Grate 'Murican Awfor showing us her innate flair with words again. No wonder Hemingway drank himself out of commission.

 

[angelicbitch]

@Zika Virus I was doing this as you posted
The ground beef that she purchased- 4 servings in 1 tube. 340 calories per serving. (x2)
Dark Red Kidney Beans.- 3.5 servings in 1 can. 100 calories per serving. (x2)
Black beans- 3.5 servings in 1 can. 110 calories per serving.
Mushrooms- 2 servings in 1 can. 30 calories per serving. (x2)
Tomato Juice- 6 servings in 1 can. 45 calories per serving. (I'll say she used 1/2 of this because she doesn't like it)
Diced Tomatoes-3.5 servings in 1 can. 25 calories per serving.
Cheese- 16 servings per container. 110 calories per serving.

The "chili", from the ingredients I could find, was 4,148 cals. Her and Becky always split the chili 4 ways, so Amber had + cheese from 1st bowl = 2,184 calories.

Chocolate- 1 bar is 950 calories. She ate 1/2 = 475 calories.
Peaches- 1 bag is 450 cals. 1/2 is 225 cals.
Ramen- 1 bag is 380 cals.
Chips - 9 servings. 160 calories per serving. Seems like 1/3 of the chips. = 480
Milano mint cookies - 1 cookie is 65 calories. x7 that's 455

In total, she ate 4,199 calories. It could be a little bit above that, since I didn't put ALLL the ingredients (missing the broth and seasonings, which wouldn't tip off the calories that much), but it would still be in the 4k range.

 

[pickleniggo]

How can a person possibly eat two nasty tubes of ground beef in a day?

I'll admit that I usually don't see it when people compare pictures of her from a few months apart and say she looks bigger, but damn. Her weight gain is pretty apparent this time. Another "weight loss journey" down, and the cycle continues.

I don’t understand how she gained that much in so little time. Must be all the bloat from the salty ass chili she eats all the damn time. But you know, she’s big but healthy.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

@angelicbitch ha - I read that as "Zika Virus" being one of the ingredients. And my first thought was that the slop would be markedly improved.

Does she know that kind of nosebag causes riots when it's served up in prisons?

 

[CindyChafe]

God how bleak. What else is new though. It would be so depressing to know that she ate herself immobile by dumping slop in a pot and throwing it down her gullet as quickly as possible.

The 89lbs mentioned once again.

How can a person possibly eat two nasty tubes of ground beef in a day?

Didn't she just shit on people who do the keto diet and how she couldn't imagine eating all that meat being healthy? Lulz.

 

[FitBitch]

When I saw the thumbnail I thought "Oh she is trolling us." but no, this is real.

-First she makes her nasty ass chili. Why does she use chili seasoning is she's going to add all the extra seasoning that's in the chili packet anyway? There's a tub of protein powder on her counter, cute that she pretends she works out.
-Hits herself in the face with a bottle of diet coke and edits a loop of it five or six times like a teen edgelord cringe compiler making fun of her.
-"Ohh the chili's so hot I can barely swallow it." BECAUSE YOU ADDED SO MUCH SEASONING!
-"I'll probably have three or four of these. I ended up having seven of these that's crazy." It's crazy you think I believe you only ate seven.
-"It's hours later and I want more chili." Gets more chili. There's a jar full of Cliff bars on her counter, cute that she pretends she works out.
-Drinks a sprite zero with her with her chili.
-Has filmed everything up to this point but has taken a picture of her candy, a giant sized Hershey Symphony bar and a bag of Haribo peaches (after all that soda her teeth are screaming) that she says she ate "only" half of, show us the pictures of the leftover halves Amber, this wouldn't even be hard to lie about!
-"I got hungry for something salty and had a chili flavored ramen." Your whole diet is salt.
She started at 3:00 P.M. and "hasn't ee-uhn all day" before this, presumably the ramen is hours after her second bowl of chili and the chocolate and gummis, so I'll be generous and say it's 12:00 A.M. That's only nine hours.
-Has another diet pepsi at the end of recording. "I really need to be drinking more water but I really don't see what's wrong with diet soda."

"My weigh in video will be going up very soon."
I'm not holding my breath.

edit: grammar

 

[Xanax]

4,199 calories

I know it's dumb to act surprised that Amber takes in a lot of calories, but seeing it in numbers really reinforces it for me. That's fucking ridiculous.

 

[FitBitch]

I know it's dumb to act surprised that Amber takes in a lot of calories, but seeing it in numbers really reinforces it for me. That's fucking ridiculous.

What really hits me is that she doesn't even know she's consumed that many, she ballparked that she maybe went over 3,000!

 

[PiggyPie]

"that one time I lost 89 lbs"

Who cares bitch? You gained over 200 back.

 

[Xenomorph]

This coming from someone who eggs on AL to kill herself with food simply to appear "nice".
Deplorable? Yes. Its just funny because this comment came from Cxnt saying AL's calories were counted here, the delusion of her asspatters is astounding.

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

What really hits me is that she doesn't even know she's consumed that many, she ballparked that she maybe went over 3,000!

Didn't she say she can guess the calories in food within 10 calories?
She needs to take a look at her assessment capabilities.