🐮 Lolcow murrlogic / murrlogic1 / damien6 / MickleMackleMcKay / Michael McKay - Looking to build his deviantArt empire of Wonderbread capitalist femdom, rejected by Shadman

[REGENDarySumanai]

How the hell do you get rejected by Shadman!? You gotta be such a deviant that Shadman looks at you and wonders what the fuck you are doing with your life.

 

[The Fool]

I don't buy the "wonderbread is a big brand" thing, this is some nostalgia thing isn't it? Did your mom make you sandwiches with wonderbread when you were a kid or something?

 

[scared sheep]

The head moderator is a very understanding individual and we've cleared up some things

He told me if anyone had an questions they still wanted answered now is your chance to ask them if you still care enough to want to ask them.

And uh...sorry for the hostile start.

I would like to ask more about your IRL stories.

 

[Josuke]

The head moderator is a very understanding individual and we've cleared up some things

He told me if anyone had an questions they still wanted answered now is your chance to ask them if you still care enough to want to ask them.

And uh...sorry for the hostile start.

What's the point of you wasting your money buying this extremely specific fetish art? Do you just want to support artists in your own deranged way?

Also, what about this subject is a turn on for you? Because if this stuff isn't for fetish purposes, I'm calling bullshit.

 

[Damien6]

I mean I would hardly classify it as deranged like if you would ever classify anything I currently have in my DA as deranged you need to re-read the definitinal term because worse examples of art exist

Yes its also for fetish purposes but that's because if it wasn't then I would have zero reason to spend all the money that I do in creating as much of this art as humanly possible and if in a way it helps people improve their art skills + makes them some easy cash then consider me probably one of the best recent financial decisions they've made this month/year alone.

I would like to ask more about your IRL stories.

What sort of IRL stories are you interested in learning about?

I don't buy the "wonderbread is a big brand" thing, this is some nostalgia thing isn't it? Did your mom make you sandwiches with wonderbread when you were a kid or something?

Actually no she didn't. My mom and my dad were very poor and never bought real groceries just a bunch of junkfood they bought as gas stations spread around. I have since learned how to proper manage my eating habits since then because one time...a meth addict/seller named Joe who had no teeth who lived in the trunk of a car tried to convert our unused kitchen into a meth lab and almost burned down our house

He was friends with my mom's Ex boyfriend John Stimack. He was a weapons trafficer and a drug dealer. He had a warrant for arrest but would flake from town to town selling off illegal items to gang members like MS13, Northenos and Sorenos. My mom got wowed by his con artist ways which is what led to him and my dad getting into a great big fight which led to my dad going to prison

When he got out of prison my dad then technically under the definition participated in what could legally be described as Child Kidnapping but its not like I refused to get in the car with him nor did he force me I straight swan dived into the car and we ran away to Latonville the coldest area in all of CA where we hid out in a Log Cabin for 2 days then hitchhiked back to Willets where my dad was arrested again.

How the hell do you get rejected by Shadman!? You gotta be such a deviant that Shadman looks at you and wonders what the fuck you are doing with your life.

The actual reason I got rejected from Shad was because he didn't wanna draw a Slave Labor Factory being ruled over and supervised by Asami saying how Pollution and Deforestation was a shit fetish yet Loli's with Dicks requires a high level IQ and tons of rick and morty meme sauce to understand. Then he told me to Kill Myself.

 

[Nekromantik]

Is your deforestation fetish because of Captain Planet? Did you have a crush on that weird villain chick that loved her computer?

 

[Damien6]

Why specifically Wonderbread? Why deforestation?

Also, biggest question: Are you a troll? If so, you're a good one, man!

Its a parallel on how normally society identifies negative stereotypes but they only ever stereotype it in a certain way that fits their narrative Lemee explain it like this. How often do you watch Cartoons or Animation of any variety where they decide to do an episode where the theme of the episode is about spreading either an environmental message or they create a character for the sole purpose of helping to spread an environmental message When people, animators/writers whatever feel the need to make plots like this their archetype of choice on how they write the episode is "Lets draw a White, Tall, Shady looking (sometimes fat really depends upon how cartoonish the show in question is) Billionaire 1-Dimensional Character who doesn't care or think about the long term consequences for his actions because as long as it continues to make money he doesn't give a shit" They have been making this one type of character in the industry for YEARS! I am so sick of seeing characters like this not because its a bad character type but because its demonized to where people start to think "Man why would they ever draw a female equivalent to a character like this it just doesn't exist." And yeah its hard how in the real world you need to really think about if such a character like this could ever exist in the real world which is probably why its so easy to make a character like they have been making for what feels like forever now in the Cartoon world because that one character can represent either one type of person that fits that narrative or a whole group of people that could fit that narrative. I'm just saying we live in a world where a female equivalent of this character I am describing is very rarely seen so I wanted to bring more attention to this fact by making more of them
In the industry I can name every example of what I am describing maybe off of one hand: Dr Blight from Captain Planet. Gladys Sharp from Over the Hedge, Eboshi from Princess Mononoke. Man I got to give PBS props for introducing what I am talking about right now in their show Wild Kratts with their newest Eco Villain Paisley Paver whose gimmick is she wants to see the world completely paved and tar and every forest on the planet be made into toothpicks. This show has now hit the spiritual successor mark to Ted Turner's Captain Planet becuase Paisley is now the modern Dr Blight.

Is your deforestation fetish because of Captain Planet? Did you have a crush on that weird villain chick that loved her computer?

Her name is Dr Blight and yes. Paisley Paver from Wild Kratts is my new waifu now.

 

[Computery Guy]

This thread's trajectory is a perfect parabola here, good lord.

How's it feel knowing dozens of people have you on their blacklists for your unpleasant behavior towards artists who won't play ball and refusal to admit you're spanking it to the comms?

 

[GreenJacket]

I remember this faggot from Funnyjunk. He would either post a link to some random wikipedia page or he would post some random webm of a cartoon. They were never related to the content of the page. He also got banned several times, but he kept coming back.

 

[Damien6]

This thread's trajectory is a perfect parabola here, good lord.

How's it feel knowing dozens of people have you on their blacklists for your unpleasant behavior towards artists who won't play ball and refusal to admit you're spanking it to the comms?

Considering there is also the other spectrum who consider it to be easy money I say it normally depends upon what sort of progress I end up making in relation to the art I get that day/week

 

[Computery Guy]

Considering there is also the other spectrum who consider it to be easy money I say it normally depends upon what sort of progress I end up making in relation to the art I get that day/week

Hm, you raise a fine point. I was going to argue your wider publicity would detriment you, but there are a shocking amount of artists who are willing to ignore an unpleasant attitude for the sake of some walking-around money.

I may be in the minority, but you don't strike me as particularly dumb. Just baseline levels, I guess.

 

[Autopsy]

The actual reason I got rejected from Shad was because he didn't wanna draw a Slave Labor Factory being ruled over and supervised by Asami saying how Pollution and Deforestation was a shit fetish

You went to a fetish artist who does explicit work and proposed something niche with essentially zero sexual content, what did you think would happen? "Rejected by Shadman" is honestly a crowning achievement, though I doubt it was an intentional one.
On a completely different note, why did you pick Funnyjunk to set down roots, of all the places you could have possibly chosen?

 

[Damien6]

You went to a fetish artist who does explicit work and proposed something niche with essentially zero sexual content, what did you think would happen? "Rejected by Shadman" is honestly a crowning achievement, though I doubt it was an intentional one.
On a completely different note, why did you pick Funnyjunk to set down roots, of all the places you could have possibly chosen?

My primary boards of occupation are FJ, 4chan's: /co/ /pol/ sometimes /ck/ /x/ and maybe if I am really REALLY board /aco/ if I am THAT DESPERATE for some new commission work because the Tumblr well keeps coming up dry

Commission artists have such egos about themselves. You should be proud of your art but don't ever think its worth more then $50 that is already insanely generous. One fucking guy asked for $500 another one fucking asked me for $1000

Hm, you raise a fine point. I was going to argue your wider publicity would detriment you, but there are a shocking amount of artists who are willing to ignore an unpleasant attitude for the sake of some walking-around money.

I may be in the minority, but you don't strike me as particularly dumb. Just baseline levels, I guess.

The reason why people take interest in me at all is because of all the dumb shit in the past and the reason why people are angry with me now is because I refuse to kill myself because I shat post so hard it got in the way of their shitposting so by their warped logic I am identified as more important then they could ever hope to become which is an absolutely sad way to live your life

FJ has literally become worse then Tumblr how such a thing could even be possible yet here we are.

 

[Hui]

Bullshit. You can't ever shitpost hard enough. Prove me wrong.

 

[Ruin]

A deforestation fetish? Ok yea that's a new one.

 

[Damien6]

A deforestation fetish? Ok yea that's a new one.

Off topic but I wanted to show you this. These two images are very special to me they were made from a friend in the middle east. He's a huge fan of donut loli vampire so when he made them for me on my birthday and christmas I cherished them.

Bullshit. You can't ever shitpost hard enough. Prove me wrong.

I like the way you think.

 

[Hui]

Nah donut loli only looks good when she's an adult.

 

[Damien6]

Nah donut loli only looks good when she's an adult.

/a/ says you're wrong.

 

[The Fool]

wow monogatari is popular, even the wonderbread fandom knows about it now

 

[Hui]

/a/ says you're wrong.

That's how you know you are right.