How do you beat and abuse your spouse? - Tips and tricks of the trade

I make sure to tell him how emotionally distant he is whenever he goes out with his friends. When he comes back I accuse him of cheating on me and go into extreme detail the ways I've been thinking about killing myself. Whenever he questions me on a subject I remind him that he's verbally abusive towards me. If he tried to get alone time, he's an adulterer. If he tried to spend time with me, he's smothering me. He's always wrong and he should feel shame in every action he takes.
 
I read her shit out loud from kiwi farms.
"Hey baby.. Baby.. Listen to this, some girl got high on meth and pulled her eyes out.."

"Hey baby.. Look at this fucking Ashley issacs chicks knees.."

"Hahaha! Hey baby, read this funny post I'm about to submit.."
 
I make my husbando and my boyfriend take me to Disneyland no less than three times a month.
 
I read her shit out loud from kiwi farms.
"Hey baby.. Baby.. Listen to this, some girl got high on meth and pulled her eyes out.."

"Hey baby.. Look at this fucking Ashley issacs chicks knees.."

"Hahaha! Hey baby, read this funny post I'm about to submit.."

One morning, my significant other woke me up. She had one thing on her mind, and I had one thing on my mind.

As she ran her hand through my abundant chest hair, she gave me a playful smile. I knew what she wanted. I know the biology of a woman.

I had something on my mind as well. There was a random thought hatching into a beautiful creature. The problem was, we had completely different thoughts.

To make a convoluted story concise: the best way to bring anything to a halt is to bust out in uncontrolled laughter, and then try explain to your wife the unspeakable horror that is Tim Whitbeck's hairy asshole.

Kiwi Farms: Not Even Once.
 
To make a convoluted story concise: the best way to bring anything to a halt is to bust out in uncontrolled laughter, and then try explain to your wife the unspeakable horror that is Tim Whitbeck's hairy asshole.
Chris's homemade unclit will do the trick too..
"Hey, baby, look at this.."
"What is that? A split open grapefruit?"
(Swipes to next picture with evil grin..)
 
I read her shit out loud from kiwi farms.
"Hey baby.. Baby.. Listen to this, some girl got high on meth and pulled her eyes out.."

"Hey baby.. Look at this fucking Ashley issacs chicks knees.."

"Hahaha! Hey baby, read this funny post I'm about to submit.."
What thread had a methed out chick cut out her eyes?
 
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