Quotes you live by

[Tallest Irk]

The reward for toil had been more toil. If you dug the best ditches, they gave you a bigger shovel.
-Terry Pratchett

 

[Draza]

Pump and Dump

 

[Big Nasty]

"Listen, you snot-nosed little shit! I was takin' shrapnel in Khe Sanh when you were crappin' in your hands and rubbin' it on your face!"

-Point Break

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

From Black Books.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

"It's only impossible if you stop and think about it."
- THE PIRATES: IN AN ADVENTURE WITH SCIENTISTS

 

[NARPASSWORD]

"Life isn't just about passing on your genes. We can leave behind much more than just DNA. Through speech, music, literature and movies... what we've seen, heard, felt... anger, joy and sorrow... these are the things I will pass on. That's what I live for. We need to pass the torch, and let our children read our messy and sad history by its light. We have all the magic of the digital age to do that with. The human race will probably come to an end some time, and new species may rule over this planet. Earth may not be forever, but we still have the responsibility to leave what traces of life we can. Building the future and keeping the past alive are one and the same thing." - Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty

 

[Randy Lahey]

“I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.”
-Homer Simpson

 

[8777BB5]

You tried your best and you failed. The important lesson is never try

 

[Wallace]

"People don’t want to hear your opinion, they want to hear their opinion coming out of your mouth."

 

[Joan Nyan]

“Time is what matters. As time goes by, you and I will be carried inexorably into the mainstream of our period, even though we’re unaware of what it is. And later, when they say that young men in the early Taisho era thought, dressed, talked, in such and such a way, they’ll be talking about you and me. We’ll all be lumped together…. In a few decades, people will see you and the people you despise as one and the same, a single entity.”

Yukio Mishima

 

[ES 148]

 

[SeaPancake]

"A wise man proportions his belief to the evidence." - David Hume
"There are no facts, only interpretations." -Friedrich Nietzsche
"The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one." - William Stekel
"The mob is the mother of tyrants." - Diogenes
"You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view." - Harper Lee
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." - Aristotle

 

[Guy_Incognito]

"No matter where you go, there you are."

 

[Jaimas]

"...I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to make sure."
- Ellen Ripley

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

Please kill me. It hurts to live.

 

[Slap47]

“Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.”

― C.S. Lewis

 

[The Demon]

"this is pepsi man's world, and we're all just living in it"
-cr1tikal

 

[Delta__Heavy]

"The summit of happiness is reached when a person is ready to be what he is."
-Desiderius Erasmus

 

[Delta__Heavy]

"this is pepsi man's world, and we're all just living in it"
-cr1tikal

"My gun sounds like a barrage of underwater farts."

"Good evening, tonight's special is the shit blizzard, which is where one of our waitresses will come over here and blow into your anus until you shit yourself."

 

[gumboman]

" have you no shame telling people about your personal problems, rather than fighting you chose to bitch about it like teenage girls, have some self respect " - my mom, this sentence literally turned my life around