Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[AprilRains]

Yeah, or this:

 

[Norvic]

John's lack of effort with anything regarding his woman form despite seemingly having the ability to do better is one of the many reasons I can't take him seriously as trans.

I'm sure Frank's bank balance is grateful that BriBri isn't more of a girly-girl. She's obviously got the taste for the trappings of success without first having the success. It'd cost a fortune to keep buying her all the designer dresses, diamonds and gold that the true gold digger would require.

 

[psg]

I have a Porsche dealer in my vicinity. John's full of shit.

The Cayenne is the ugliest Porsche, too. This is probably all just sour grapes.

Well, I'm an idiot. He's apparently driving the Cayman, not the Cayenne. My bad.

That said, why the fuck would you buy such an impractical car? It's not even one of the better Porsches. The Cayman is just a shittier Boxter. I guess, seeing as it was nicknamed "Cockster" after the fucks who drive 'em, by the gents over at Top Gear, it's apt for him to have one.

Also, I don't think a politician driving an expensive sports car is what voters want to see. They want a people's person. Someone they can rely on. That's why most (non-head-of-state) politicians over where I'm from drive mid-range family cars. To appear more "down to earth" and responsible.

 

[RodgerDodger]

The old Porsche and the alleged new Porsche both have the same reasons:

"I can't warrant spending out any more money on my current car".

I suspect it's more "I really do actually miss my dick, but will never admit it as I am never wrong, hence I need a Penis substitute. After all I deserve it!"

 

[U 'MIRIN BRAH?]

That "void" is ... self-inflicted.

The only thing filling that "void" is a lubed up dilator?

 

[Kosher Dill]

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I love it when people challenge John from the left. He'll post some really mild opinion like "Maybe we should think twice before instituting concentration camps for ReDRUMPFlicans", people jump all over him for being insufficiently woke, and he folds every time.

 

[Richard Stabone]

It'll be funny when she moves on to the next endorphin rush and that car sits in a garage depreciating and collecting dust.

 

[Kosher Dill]

It'll be funny when she moves on to the next endorphin rush and that car sits in a garage depreciating and collecting dust.

Rated optimistic for thinking there'll be anything left of the car.

 

[captn_kettle]

Well, I'm an idiot. He's apparently driving the Cayman, not the Cayenne. My bad.

That said, why the fuck would you buy such an impractical car? It's not even one of the better Porsches. The Cayman is just a shittier Boxter. I guess, seeing as it was nicknamed "Cockster" after the fucks who drive 'em, by the gents over at Top Gear, it's apt for him to have one.

Also, I don't think a politician driving an expensive sports car is what voters want to see. They want a people's person. Someone they can rely on. That's why most (non-head-of-state) politicians over where I'm from drive mid-range family cars. To appear more "down to earth" and responsible.

I mentioned a while back that they called the new "budget porsches" a cockster replacement, and I'm sure they specifically mentioned the 718.

I suspect it's more "I really do actually miss my dick, but will never admit it as I am never wrong, hence I need a Penis substitute. After all I deserve it!"

I still think it's amazing John is exhibiting traits of a man going through a midlife crisis, despite desperately trying to be a woman. I bet this is because John transitioned at such a late stage in life.

 

[ZKWNordman]

 

[captn_kettle]

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It's like someone stretched out Orville the duck.

 

[AprilRains]

It's like someone stretched out Orville the duck.

Is that what John called his late duck?

 

[Timecube]

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Even with all the female hormones in the world, John still has soyboy face.

 

[captn_kettle]

Also, big thanks to frank for getting this massively unflattering picture.

John is always so particular with what photos make it onto the world wide web. It's brilliant frank had a lapse of judgement and we get to see that beak in all its glory.

That original selfie and Frank's pictures are worlds apart, even by John's standards.

http://archive.is/VAzUl

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Oh neat, the SPLC. What do you think, John: should Ayaan Hirschi Ali have her vagina removed because the SPLC thinks she's an Islamophobic mass murderer?

 

[captn_kettle]

Oh neat, the SPLC. What do you think, John: should Ayaan Hirschi Ali have her vagina removed because the SPLC thinks she's an Islamophobic mass murderer?

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"Planning the use of weapons of mass destruction with terrorists".

Who did that?

 

[GethN7]

Oh neat, the SPLC. What do you think, John: should Ayaan Hirschi Ali have her vagina removed because the SPLC thinks she's an Islamophobic mass murderer?

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I want, without any prompting or preparation, for John to start naming names of at least ten or even five people for whom it can be proven to the satisfaction of a court of law killed people in the name of GamerGate.

And I expect my chances of getting that are the same as John having a natal vagina.

 

[Optimus Prime]

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"Derrrr, Me Brianna, Me game designer, duhhhhhhh..."

Seriously, what a hillariously stupid looking expression/pose that I wouldn't even expect on a show for babies. Because even babies wouldn't take it seriously.

I want, without any prompting or preparation, for John to start naming names of at least ten or even five people for whom it can be proven to the satisfaction of a court of law killed people in the name of GamerGate.

And I expect my chances of getting that are the same as John having a natal vagina.

Actually, if we count all of the non-existent people (Natalie O'Brien, her multiple-year long in-the-womb baby of undetermined gender, Lauren Milovy...)...maybe we'd hit the five person mark.

 

[captn_kettle]

I want, without any prompting or preparation, for John to start naming names of at least ten or even five people for whom it can be proven to the satisfaction of a court of law killed people in the name of GamerGate.

And I expect my chances of getting that are the same as John having a natal vagina.

I'm still hung up on the "weapons of mass destruction" post.

It's a big fucking jump to go from "battlefront 2 has paid dlc" to "gamergrubers want to bomb nations".

Edit: crosscow.

Wheaton is upset that Doritos have made "lady crisps", John retweets because "muh womynz".

http://archive.is/sGq7q

 

[AnOminous]

I want, without any prompting or preparation, for John to start naming names of at least ten or even five people for whom it can be proven to the satisfaction of a court of law killed people in the name of GamerGate.

I'd settle for one. Actually, I'd settle for anyone even bitch slapped once in the name of GamerGate. Shit never happened.