FB 2/4 - Chris claims Barb will go to dentist

[ZehnBoat]

and by that he means, he'll mold teeth out of crayola fucking model magic and shove it in her mouth while she sleeps

 

[GS 281]

Oh boy, someone bought themselves into being the next Clyde Cash

 

[Porker LeVance]

Even with the best insurance available, $850 isn't even romotely enough to cover what is going with Barb's mouth. He's going to have to dig into his tugboat and patreon bucks to pay off that bill.

It depends on what they’re going to do. Dentures or implants would cost thousands and give Barb the ability to chew and eat normally. If she is in pain, it usually means tooth decay or infection, and the easy fix is tooth extraction. Having a few decayed teeth extracted would only cost a few hundred dollars and it would stop the pain, but she would have a much harder time eating food that isn’t mush.

 

[Count Olaf]

Any chance Barb takes this money and uses it for her debts/horde BS and just lies to Chris about getting her teeth fixed? Since she was willing to use his tugboat money I wouldn't put it past her.

You know I bet that's exactly what happened. She saw that fat 800 or so he was getting and demanded it from him with the false promise that she'd use it to see the dentist so he'd be fine with it. Wheelin' and dealin' and manipulating her own son in every way she can until her dying day.

 

[Rupin]

For all we know Barb might look like this now:

Disagree for unaccurate depiction. Too many teefers.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

It depends on what they’re going to do. Dentures or implants would cost thousands and give Barb the ability to chew and eat normally. If she is in pain, it usually means tooth decay or infection, and the easy fix is tooth extraction. Having a few decayed teeth extracted would only cost a few hundred dollars and it would stop the pain, but she would have a much harder time eating food that isn’t mush.

This will probably spiral into some sort of scam where Chris claims that he spent all the money, but the dentist found even more problems but he can't afford it. However, not to worry, because Chris will have something new to sell.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

What if the dentists drill ends up accidentally jamming into Barb's gums and kills her?

 

[Rupin]

It depends on what they’re going to do. Dentures or implants would cost thousands and give Barb the ability to chew and eat normally. If she is in pain, it usually means tooth decay or infection, and the easy fix is tooth extraction. Having a few decayed teeth extracted would only cost a few hundred dollars and it would stop the pain, but she would have a much harder time eating food that isn’t mush.

The way Chris said it made it sound like she was getting implants or something like that. At least,t hat was the impression I got out of it.

 

[Okkervils]

Even with the best insurance available, $850 isn't even romotely enough to cover what is going with Barb's mouth. He's going to have to dig into his tugboat and patreon bucks to pay off that bill.

If some of the teeth need to be pulled, that should be enough money for the ones that need to go. For cavaties, it actually might be enough for a few. Resin fillings usually cost between $90 and $250 for one to two teeth, and between $150 and $450 for three or more and that's without any insurance.

but let's be honest, Chris is keeping most of that money.

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

Barb has dementia. Letting her schedule her own dental appointment is more likely to result in her being picked up by animal control. Because she's a grade A bitch.

 

[Muscle Bra]

I'm not sure if this is a dumb question to ask you - but ... Could someone who doesn't know who Chris is have bought them?

Nope. Those cards were *way* overpriced. Anyone who needed those cards for game purposes could have poked around a little and gotten them cheaper and/or in better condition.

The only reason those cards sold that quickly and for that price was because they were from the Chris-Chan Collection.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Since the fans paid for it, the fans should get video of the procedure.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Maybe Chris drew a comic of Barb going to the dentist, so he thinks it really happened in another dimension.

 

[An Ghost]

For all we know Barb might look like this now:

Barb is thin and I would have sex with her

 

[MrTroll]

Chris cleaned up pretty nicely with this teeth thing. If he can get almost 1000 bucks for that, just imagine what he get could if Barb broke a leg or hip.

Come on over here meemaw, let's walk down this steep flight of steps nice and slowly...

 

[Picnic_Boy]

So, was this statement a response to getting called out on account of his recent Pokemon hijinks?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I've got a real live picture of Barb at the dentist's. You, ninnies, are just plain mean!

You can tell its her by the glasses and hairstyle.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Chris claims a lot of things, like that the money is going to Barb or that he's a woman.

 

[RG 448]

I appreciate him filling us in, but seeing as we know the drill, can we be certain he’s telling the tooth?

 

[Yop Yop]

This post really makes me believe he lurks the farms. If he didn't see everyone posting about how none of that money is going to barb, he would've completely forgotten about it and posted pictures of his new cards/toys instead.