LGBT Chris and pain

[autism420]

die chris lol

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

He's a pile of mush, and no matter what you do, mush will be mush.

 

[Banh Xeo]

Well he doesn’t do anal. So there is a limit

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

He has high defense and HP stats but his attack is considerably low.

 

[Raiken]

Chris will never gain anything, though.

800 dollars in patreon

 

[Xanax]

Chris is a fat homo and I want to hit him with my car

 

[Jack Awful]

I say any advantage his pain resistance would give him in a fight would be rendered moot by his terrible stamina and the fact he can't throw a good punch.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris is a pussy and would get KOed by a petite, lipstick lesbian.

Chris could probably fare pretty well in fist fight against Barb.

Well, they wrastle every night.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Maybe Chris likes the pain...

 

[JB 236]

In response to OP

he would take the beating, it will send him into a spiral of what ifs
what if I was bigger and stronger?
what if I cut out all of the autistic shit and focus on training and becoming the next Jason Genova
what if It made me look more masculine so I could pick up cute white girls from 18-21?

I think someone should beat him up and see if I am right. It could unlock his potential.

 

[ICametoLurk]

die chris lol

If you kill him then his suffering would end, the trick is to keep him alive when you hurt him.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

He's like that Slowpoke Pokémon---too dumb to experience pain.

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

He's like that Slowpoke Pokémon---too dumb to experience pain.

I was thinking he could be a metapod. Doesn't do anything to counter, just sits there upgrading his defense.

 

[everythingisawkward999]

It depends on how hard he gets beaten. If only a little, he might take it. But if he's beaten hard, it might take a while before he gets back on his feet properly. I doubt he'd win the fight though.

 

[Henry Wyatt]

I wonder how much unclit sex would hurt

and would it hurt chris or the person having sex more?

 

[MrTroll]

Chris definitely has a high pain tolerance. He's kind of a badass when you think about it. They should probably recruit him as a Navy SEAL.

 

[CatParty]

Chris definitely has a high pain tolerance. He's kind of a badass when you think about it. They should probably recruit him as a Navy SEAL.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Cwcville Guardians, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Australitania, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in anchuent warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Cwcville armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being backtraced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Cwcville Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, niggo.

 

[CWC Tok]

This thread is a honeypot for a-logs.

 

[Smashjitzu]

I made a Mii of Chris for the latest Smash Bros. and gave him intentionally low stats. Tried playing as him and died almost instantly.

 

[Xanax]

This thread is a honeypot for a-logs.

Maybe if Chris would stop giving autistics a bad name I wouldn't be obligated to fantasise about performing medieval torture on him for 8-12 hours every day. Did you ever think of that?