2018-01-29 - Chris spotted at Googleplex

[Subconcious Offense]

Hold the fuck up, is Chris hiding his hairline? It finally receded far enough for even Chris to be unable to deny it?

 

[Raiken]

God damn, i would have believed it if it where not for the hair.

 

[JULAY]

Not fat enough to be Chris.

 

[The Giver]

Comparing Chris to Google is kinda alog tbh

I mean, Chris isn't that bad

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

I swear I've never met a humble tranny.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I swear I've never met a humble tranny.

But I've seen many with a fetish for for ED humbling.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Oh, so @Thetan IS actually still part of the Autistic Illuminati.

Thought her, @Skyraider and @Axiom all got banished to Garbage island.

 

[PuToTyra]

There is intelligence in this person's eyes. It's not Chris.

 

[Lucricitous]

I said this would never get old in the Kevin Batman thread.

 

[Xerxes IX]

Chris was also spotted at AGDQ earlier in the month. Is Chris getting better?

 

[keksz]

So this is what Chris would look like if he bathed? Huh. I've always wondered...

 

[LocalFireDept]

Quick, someone take the medallion again before Hobo Sonic can escape to sow destruction upon the Earth. It is only safe in the hands of the True and Honest CWC, not this IAN BRANNON SOMETHIN

 

[Rogowski]

10/10 would take that lesbian soul to Poundtown.

 

[ZehnBoat]

looks more like linkara

 

[Charles Morgenstern]

We shouldn't overlook the in the background here.

 

[Broseph]

The lack of a double chin is a pretty dead giveaway that it's not Chris...

 

[FrickleMyPickle]

The lack of a double chin is a pretty dead giveaway that it's not Chris...

And the porky little snub nose.

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

This isn't really Chris...
Unless it's a cosplayer?

 

[BV 937]

And thus a new era of shitposting was started

 

[keksz]

We shouldn't overlook the in the background here.

This is the only acceptable reaction a sane person would have, working at Google in 2018, while listening to all the tumblrinas around you sharing stories, agreeing with each other and being taken seriously between the hug sessions. You would pretty much be stuck in that position for work hours.

Spoiler

Then you' get home all because you have no one sane over there to share any of it with.