Sonichu What Would Sonichu Sound Like?

[Klyde Kash]

I'm kinda cheating because I'm using my interpretations of the Sonichu characters, but if Hollywood came knocking, and money and time was not an object, here's who I would have. And yes, this is TRUE and HONEST serious. And yes, there are at least three subtle jokes on Chris and Sonichu is one this.

And yes, I had nothing better to do at work today.

Chris would never hire a niggo, even if she was an attractive boyfriend free girl, to play Rosechu.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Brother Sonichu would sound like a mixture of fail and despair

 

[_blank_]

Chris would never hire a niggo, even if she was an attractive boyfriend free girl, to play Rosechu.

True, which is why I posted a casting call for The Real Sonichu, not Sonichu.

If Chris was involved, he'd be playing all the male leads and Kaka Apple Cwisp would be doing all the female voices, except for Chris' romantic interest. Obviously he'd get Barb to do that.

 

[Anonimo]

Hmmm...Henry Rollins as Blake? Great, now I'm going to be imagining Blake talking like Zaheer...though I think Steve Blum would a also make a good Blake

I kind of imagine Bubbles sounding like Stephanie Sheh's voice for Orihime from Bleach

Slaweel...how about Barbara Goodson? It would be in line with the witch theme, plus I'd laugh if I heard her yell "I've got such a headache!" in a very grating voice. Otherwise, Mindy Sterling using the "I'm tired of your bullshit" voice that she uses for Lin Beifong. Also, SEND IN ZE JERKOPS!

On that note I may as well have Robert Axelrod voicing Count Graduon, but I think Ron Perlman would make a much better choice.

Kevin Michael Richardson as either the Jerkheif and the B. Manajerk

I've already mentioned Crispin Freeman as Magi-Chan

Rosechu...I want to say Laura Bailey

Sean Schemmel as Punchy, using Goku's voice would work with the martial arts theme

David Hayter as Jason Kendrick Howell

 

[Lord Khaz]

Like Jaleel White's Sonic, but with less 'tude and more like a generic hero.

 

[Queen of Tarts]

Sonichu = Richard Simmons on helium.

Or Andy Dick. Yeah, definitely Andy Dick.

 

[EDFHemlock]

I'd think that Sonichu would sound like Scrappy-Doo.

 

[A-Stump]

Like a homo

 

[Dr. Mario]

Like a homo

/thread

 

[RP 520]

I always imagine that when Sonichu opens his mouth you don't hear words but rather the scream of the billions of souls in hell.

 

[Cure Quanta]

Like a homo

/thread

Maybe, but where's the fun in that? Getting the Sonichu flipperbaby to fly like a cartoon or comic made by people with actual talent even when you know it's a lost cause is part of the game, right?

It's like Kerbal Space Program: you know that thousand-part monstrosity you built that's all Mainsails and orange fuel tanks will explode under its own weight or plant itself in the ocean, but it's more entertaining than not bothering.

 

[GaryOak]

I can't unhear his voice from the youtube animated series.

 

[A-Stump]

Maybe, but where's the fun in that? Getting the Sonichu flipperbaby to fly like a cartoon or comic made by people with actual talent even when you know it's a lost cause is part of the game, right?

It's like Kerbal Space Program: you know that thousand-part monstrosity you built that's all Mainsails and orange fuel tanks will explode under its own weight or plant itself in the ocean, but it's more entertaining than not bothering.

Dude I have no clue what you're talking about but I googled the space thing and it looked autistic as fuck, no explosions or titties, 1/10 space age train simulator

 

[Luna]

I always thought Sonichu would sound like Jaleel White, because Chris isn't very creative.

 

[Cure Quanta]

I always thought Sonichu would sound like Jaleel White, because Chris isn't very creative.

I do love the irony in naming Jaleel White under that criteria, considering Chris and race and all...

 

[Xarpho]

What would Sonichu sound like? Fingernails on a scratchboard. Or the sound of someone throwing up.

 

[Cure Quanta]

What would Sonichu sound like? Fingernails on a scratchboard. Or the sound of someone throwing up.

Y'know, Role Playing Public Radio did this thing where they did dramatized versions of Al Bruno III's Binder of Shame blog and RPG.net posts, and the guy in AB3's D&D group that he called "Blobbert" had all these farts, burps and coughs interspersed as background noise whenever he talked. You think the same could be handed off to Chris' voice?

 

[LordCustos3]

I can't unhear his voice from the youtube animated series.

I can't unhear the voices hypersonic painsqueals of Sonee Robee and Rosie Whatsername from the "Sonichu Babies" video.

THIS. THIS IS WHAT SONICHU IS SUPPOSED TO SOUND LIKE!
AND THAT IS CANON, FROM THE HONEST AND TRUE CREATOR HISSELF.

Now, for added sacriledge...picture Martin Luther King....squealing "I HAD A DWEEEEAM!"

 

[Chrisaroonie]

Eminem as Adam Stackhouse.

No way dude, MC Chris or bust.

 

[BT 075]

Sonichu probably just sounds incredibly gay. Like Truman Capote but autistic and not witty.