im sick - ask me anything

[omori]

Lots of fluids and sleep, dude. It does wonders. Get well soon.

 

[A Cat Father]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

AIDS?

It’s always the fuck flu after you’ve been to a standard fuck party.

 

[Draza]

It’s always the fuck flu after you’ve been to a standard fuck party.

Damn you fuck flu! Where's the vaccine?

 

[keksz]

Spoiler: Here you go

 

[DeadwastePrime]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

4

Spoiler: Here you go

yes

 

[Picnic_Boy]

If it's the current flu that's been going around, take care of yourself, sailor. Just rest as much as possible and don't tax your system.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

update: i still feel like shit

 

[keksz]

Good.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

What’s the best kind of tissues?

 

[DeadwastePrime]

just when i was feeling better, i now feel like throwing up and apparently i have diarrhea
man, 2018 has been great for me.

 

[Ass eating cunt]

Just do what I do when I get sick, pray my the dark lord KCatherine and pray for hot succubus's to suck out the sickness through my dick, same thing for cunts

 

[ZehnBoat]

im sick

nice skateboard tricks brah

 

[keksz]

feel like throwing up and apparently i have diarrhea

I've definitely heard these symptoms before. Bad news is you're going to die in 48 hours. Good news is that no one cares

 

[Burgers in the ass]

Just remember

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

get some skub

 

[DeadwastePrime]

I've definitely heard these symptoms before. Bad news is you're going to die in 48 hours. Good news is that no one cares

do not worry for i am feeling a bit better now

 

[CrunkLord420]

idk what i've got but it feels like hell

that's what you get for having that avatar

 

[keksz]

i am feeling a bit better now

Yes, exactly as I predicted. Tomorrow you will start hallucinating that Chris-Chan is your doctor and he's not sure which vaccine he should give you since they're not labeled and he's mixed all of them up and by Wednesday you'll be unable to eat and drink and sleep and eventually you'll die painfully.

It happened to my friend last year, exactly like that but it's ok because he was a jerk and owed me cash. I hope you get better though?

 

[AF 802]

You must have ebola.

*click click click*