Line Of The Day

[A-Stump]

1. 1 minute ago - A-Stump:
   @ Marella, Uhhh I think they switch out the kids every season but they're all basically the same
2. A moment ago - A-Stump:
   Queer kid, queer AIDS kid, teenage pregnant slut, teenage slut with AIDS

Serial killer shit up in this hugbox.

For future reference, that is Degrassi.

 

[HG 400]

1. A moment ago - NavierStoked:
   my foreskin is messed up

1. A moment ago - A-Stump:
   Uhh well one day I was talking about alternative methods for abortions they used in the old days
2. A moment ago - A-Stump:
   jerked off so much that I have phimosis

 

[A-Stump]

1. A moment ago - Dynastia:
   I'm a proud New Zealander. I fuck kiwi birds every night with Foulmouth. We just slather Marmite on ourselves and go to town.

 

[Watcher]

1. 6 minutes ago - chimpchan:
   We get to go crazy in the supporters forum
2. 6 minutes ago - chimpchan:
   so there is no need to spread the autism any further
3. 4 minutes ago - CatParty:
   Secret forum dabes
4. 4 minutes ago - CatParty:
   So many cocks
5. 4 minutes ago - Gayzee Pacer:
   ill show you my secret forum
6. 4 minutes ago - Gayzee Pacer:
   its in my pants
7. 2 minutes ago - chimpchan:
   augh yeah secret forum full of cocks

 

[Watcher]

1. A moment ago - Judge Holden:
   so.....yeah theres no way in hell i find shit like blowfly girl horrifying anymore
2. A moment ago - Judge Holden:
   i dont even find that ultra detailed fic of the old lady chewing up clumps of dry shit from her grandaughters panties and reaching down into the u-bend to get "fresher" samples particularly shocking

 

[RetardBus]

1. 4 minutes ago - Judge Holden:
   @ RetardBus, you have my condolances, my own dog died the same way a few months back

Thank you so much Holden, I mean it. I think lines like this alone prove that we're absolutely nothing like 4chan or ED.

 

[Watcher]

1. A moment ago - KatsuKitty:
   jace sucks
2. A moment ago - KatsuKitty:
   chris sucks
3. A moment ago - Melchett:
   everyone sucks
4. A moment ago - KatsuKitty:
   except me :'c

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

1. 1 minute ago - Mauvman Shuffleboard:
   To be fair, it seems like he thinks everyone down there is a Muslim
2. 1 minute ago - Mauvman Shuffleboard:
   Especially the Jews.

 

[CatParty]

1. A moment ago - Ronald Raygun:
   I'm in love with Kyle

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

After my own son had me assassinated in Crusader Kings 2:

[2:15:42 PM] Mondo Zappa: How ironic Ronald, it looks like for once a child has screwed YOU

 

[Ariel]

1. A moment ago - CatParty:
   Dormie is def a he/she

 

[CatParty]

But Chris wouldn't care if women can't stand the smell of rotten watermelons because he uses AXE BodySpray. The "list" I mentioned were for girls Chris has manually taken off his list.

So Far The Women Chris Has Manually Taken Off His List Are:
Me, 4Macie
Trickie
All super fatties
All slight fatties
All girls with less than B-cup Boobs
All girl cops
All girl lawyers
All girls with kids
All girl smokers
All non-white girls
All poor girls
Most middle class girls
All girls that want a husband who goes to work
All girls that don't like the name Chrystal for a girl
All girls that would have a problem with a guy who, at 30+, still cuddles mommy nightly
All girls who don't want a guy who shits himself
All girls who have any mental disabilities
All girls who don't want a guy who plays with kids toys 24/7
All girls who won't let him buy truckloads of LEGO with her money

Fuck, who am I kidding; the list is ALL girls EXCEPT the girls who are:
Super Hot/Pretty/Cute, have big boobs, have lots of money, who want to do nothing but please Chris and Barb, and live to give Chris aniligus.
So, in the end, Chris has literally crossed off every girl in the world; yet here he is bitching that no girls want him.

 

[The Knife]

1. A moment ago - Marvin:
   ok, hory shit, there's a block party outside my door, and because of it, i'm fairly drunk. and a 14 year old aspie was hitting on me and i'm in the fucking moon
2. A moment ago - Tavern Explorer:
   Is the fucking moon slang for a 14 year old?

 

[A-Stump]

1. A moment ago - Marvin:
   ok, hory shit, there's a block party outside my door, and because of it, i'm fairly drunk. and a 14 year old aspie was hitting on me and i'm in the fucking moon
2. A moment ago - Tavern Explorer:
   Is the fucking moon slang for a 14 year old?

wow this fiend should be taken off the streets

 

[CatParty]

1. A moment ago - Marvin:
   i watch porn to jerk off

 

[Trombonista]

This is, without exception the first time I have seen a Lolcow that was actively trying to earn a Darwin Award.

From the Operation Tupacalypse thread.

 

[HG 400]

1. A moment ago - Foulmouth:
   I blame those uppity niggers
2. A moment ago - Mauvman Shuffleboard:
   THANKS OBAMA

Now we all know what Mauv really thinks of his president.

 

[Mauvman Shuffleboard]

1. A moment ago - Foulmouth:
   I blame those uppity niggers
2. A moment ago - Mauvman Shuffleboard:
   THANKS OBAMA

Now we all know what Mauv really thinks of his president.

I sure as hell didn't vote for him. Go back to Islamistan Obummer.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

1. A moment ago - Ronald Raygun
   does something weird
2. A moment ago - Mauvman Shuffleboard
   posts Ronald's weird thing in line of the day.
3. A moment ago - Mauvman Shuffleboard:
   Chat simulator 2014.
4. A moment ago - Foulmouth
   likes Mauvs post

 

[CatParty]

1. A moment ago - Hunger Mythos:
   I wish I had a nest