💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

[soIregistered]

What is it with Nick and "Kentucky don't exist"?

I seem to remember there was a stand up comic about 15 years ago that had a bit about Kentucky not existing because he'd never met anyone from there. I'm not sure who it was, but he probably heard that and thinks it's funny.

Also, autism.

 

[Dark Mirror Hole]

Don't imagine yourself French-kissing Nick Bate.

 

[Yawning Bulbasaur]

I seem to remember there was a stand up comic about 15 years ago that had a bit about Kentucky not existing because he'd never met anyone from there. I'm not sure who it was, but he probably heard that and thinks it's funny.

Also, autism.

Sauce?

 

[soIregistered]

Sauce?

Are you asking if I have any or if I would like some?

 

[Shadow]

This thread gave me AIDS and I could only read so many of the few first and last pages before I started feeling sick. So I have to ask.

Why was he never put in jail for admitting to molesting a child?

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

He said he really didn't and it was a story he made up to impress Anna.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

He said he really didn't and it was a story he made up to impress Anna.

And so we're left to wonder whether the story is a lie, or if his denial is a lie. Even if the denial is the truth, the reason for the denial is really quite disgusting.

 

[Shadow]

But weren't the cops involved? They didn't find anything else? What did his sister say? This is the shit you at least get put into an asylum for because the cops must have come across the loads upon loads of stalking and DEATH THREATS. It boggles me.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

The cops have been involved with Nick many times. I believe some trolls convinced Maddi to call child protective services on him (she was underage at the time) and Anna's called the cops on him multiple times for making threats. He's been institutionalized for writing out mall shooting fantasies, but he keeps playing the autism card (even though he doesn't have autism) to get out of it.

 

[ICametoLurk]

Uh-oh. Feel like torturing, killing and eating someone again. Maybe my injection Wednesday didn't take.

Well at least the nature of his teeth make that somewhat impossible. Unless he craves the poor soul into little pieces *shudders*

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

Well at least the nature of his teeth make that somewhat impossible. Unless he craves the poor soul into little pieces *shudders*

I'd imagine his breath could eat away at someone just fine.

 

[Foulmouth]

nick bate kills like Kommodo dragon.

 

[derpi]

If nick were ever arrested for a long term prison sentence could the government force him to undergo dental treatment?

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

If nick were ever arrested for a long term prison sentence could the government force him to undergo dental treatment?

Well, his cell mate could. And there'd be no need to worry about pesky expenses like anesthesia.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

He's less of a lolcow and more of a reference to THIS commercial from his country.

 

[Yawning Bulbasaur]

He's less of a lolcow and more of a reference to THIS commercial from his country.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=o92M92omEH0

He's not Canadian, he lives in Pennsylvania. He's more like a Canadian-wannabe version of a weeaboo, which is why he deliberatley pronounces "out/about" like "oot/aboot". Which I'm pretty sure is a Scottish thing, not Canadian.

As far as I know, I think his initial main reason for wanting to be Canadian was because Anna is from Canada, even though she's lived in California most of her life.

 

[Danger]

On Twitter a few times he's talked about Canada like its some sort of utopia where everyone gets along and are super nice to each other. Maybe he thinks he'd be accepted in that kind of society, unwashed and terrible smelling as he may be.

 

[VJ 062]

1- Stop talking like The Rock. You'll never be as amazing as him so stop trying.
2- This is absolutely fucking disgusting.

He's amazing?
I forgot to tell you that Teh Rock is a republican.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

I bet Nick and the Golden Knight would get along fantastically.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

He's amazing?
I forgot to tell you that Teh Rock is a republican.

You cannot seriously be asking if The Rock is amazing.