X-Com UFO Defense: Kiwi Farms Edition - Autists Vs Illegal Aliens

[Corrugated Daffodils]

Just an update I'ma eat then record 1 or 2 parts. We're near a terror mission and I want to get it out of the way.

 

[Bad Times]

Just an update I'ma eat then record 1 or 2 parts. We're near a terror mission and I want to get it out of the way.

Best see some dank team kills, I want a bad time.

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

Best see some dank team kills, I want a bad time.

I wouldn't be shocked on a terror mission. There are a lot of very tight corridors.

And we all know Kiwi's spazz out as tight damp things.

I'm going to try and do two episodes a day. Also Episode 4 is out:

A special award The "Stormtrooper award of excellence" goes to @Water-T for not hitting a fucking thing.

I'd give that Sectoid one for surviving a fucking napalm rocket to the face but he's an illegal alien.

 

[Van Darkholme]

We really need those autistic purple protection suits.

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

Episode 5 is out:

Special props to: @AnOminous and @Dirt McGirt For being god damn heroes this episode.

 

[Van Darkholme]

Game volume could use some turning down.

PS: Unofficial Van Darkholme memorial medal for @MarvinTheParanoidAndroid for taking a plasma shot right in the fucking face for autists everywhere

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

Game volume could use some turning down.

Thank you! I'll turn it down a little more next part!

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

Episode 5 is out: https://youtube.com/watch?v=SmrcFsx332o
Special props to: @AnOminous and @Dirt McGirt For being god damn heroes this episode.

You should have put the second base in New Zealand

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

You should have put the second base in New Zealand

I'd rather the aliens commit global genocide than give a dime to those Maori fucks.

 

[Dirt McGirt]

Well shit, I guess my tard strength could only carry me so far.

 

[Zvantastika]

We really need those autistic purple protection suits.

The ones with the huge bullseye in the back and the chest?, I agree we need those. I mean, aliens are fucking blasting us right in the fucking face anyway. Anyone knows if it matters if we replace the safety pin of the grenade with a toothpick?, asking for a friend.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

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I'm going to try and do two episodes a day. Also Episode 4 is out:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=t63aQr3L8XI
A special award The "Stormtrooper award of excellence" goes to @Water-T for not hitting a fucking thing.

I'd give that Sectoid one for surviving a fucking napalm rocket to the face but he's an illegal alien.

Fact that im a NIGGO makes this more hilarious

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

It's up fam-dangos the long awaited terror mission:

Sorry to:
@Zvantastika
@JSGOTI
@Computery Guy
@Caddchef
And
@scorptatious

I hope your clones aren't as big of cucks as all of you and don't die to the literal worst alien type in the game this time.

 

[Overcast]

Well, at least I got one before I bit the bullet.

 

[Bad Times]

Thank god I rode at the back of the bus.

 

[jewelry investor]

Im keeping that floater leaders head as a trophy.
At this rate I will market crash all of the aliums crypto currencies.

 

[OhGoy]

Thank god I rode at the back of the bus.

rosa parks is rolling in her grave because of what you just said

(i'm also happy that i rode in the back, why be a hero when you can live?)

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

Thank god I rode at the back of the bus.

rosa parks is rolling in her grave because of what you just said

(i'm also happy that i rode in the back, why be a hero when you can live?)

Thank you for volunteering to the the point men on the next mission. Earth appreciates your sacrifice.

On an unrelated note a name list with all the people to be added has been added to the OP

 

[OhGoy]

Thank you for volunteering to the the point men on the next mission. Earth appreciates your sacrifice.

i was happy about not being drafted, and then i got drafted

i was happy about not being sent to the front lines, and now i'm being sent to the front lines

i'm happy about not dying, and soon...

WHY GOD, WHY?

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

i was happy about not being drafted, and then i got drafted

i was happy about not being sent to the front lines, and now i'm being sent to the front lines

i'm happy about not dying, and soon...

WHY GOD, WHY?

Don't worry I've already taken... Samples from you we can clone you.