Going back a few pages: I love that Russhole is finally threatening to take us to court. It's hilarious that "I'm gonna sue you!" is always his go-to threat with people. It's fitting that such cowardly little bitch of a "man" would use such a cowardly little bitch threat. I mean, you'd think that someone who (claims to) spends so much of his free time at the gym getting all cut and swolly would threaten to kick our collective ass instead, Right?
And there's no way he got hit by a car. Everything he's said about the way the event went down is wrong. EMS would have been called on scene, he wouldn't have been dismissed by the police, he would have been given the name of the driver and their information for insurance/legal purposes, and the police would not have treated him like a tard. Shit Lips is lying about the whole thing for pity points and to take attention away from the stupid bullshit he's been shoveling lately.
Edit: I forgot to mention how incredibly childish it is for Strokey to threaten to sue everyone who doesn't give him his way. I think we all had a kid like that we went to school with at some point. They were usually unpopular, whiny, overly-sensitive, obnoxious, and would go crying to the nearest adult if they were made fun of or excluded from some activity. If no adult were around they would start shrieking about how they were going to sue the bullies. Russhole is what happens to that whiny little child when they never learn how to cope with life; they remain a whiny little bitch who tries to get their way/avoid social consequences through weak threats, only taller. In Russ' case he only got marginally taller.