💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

What the hell? Is he actually losing weight? His head looks massive in the latest video. You all set me up to thinking he would fail. I will be so pissed if he actually gets to a normal weight. It would be like finding out Chris Chan cured his autism or Dobson grew hair.

Right now, he can’t fail. His body literally cannot take in food. He was always going to lose weight.

But this phase doesn’t last forever. It’s just a reboot, where you are supposed to be learning healthy habits. In a year or so, he’ll be able to start eating more normally and in a couple years, he can eat whatever he wants.

He will lose weight, maybe a hundred or more, without even trying. But get to his goal weight? Doubtful. The cravings will come back, and his pouch will stretch back out and he will stop losing and eventually start gaining.
 
There's a lot of :optimistic: ITT, there is a ~100% chance Boogie is gulping ranch dressing and Lucky Charms Ensure Milkshakes every 19 minutes on the dot while slowly stretching his stomach with Diet Coke at every off interval.
Boogie is going to die as the fat fuck mammoth that he always was and be buried in four human-sized grave plots, if anyone will still pay for them.
 
It seems Boogie's been getting some flak lately because of this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLDyI6aww2E

Apparently a female Magic The Gathering cosplayer was being harassed by a guy, but it turns out this harassment was exaggerated so people started taking sides. Boogie, as usual, says "Yes bullying is bad but don't you see how you're just as bad them?" and manages to upset both sides.

He seems salty, making a bunch of tweets about how morally superior his centrism is.

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ONLY CENTRISM IS CAPABLE OF LOGIC AND EMPHATY AMIRITE =^)
 
Huh that's weird. It's almost like he can't win at all!

...unless he just stopped making non-opinion opinion pieces for every dumbass internet controversy there was.

That MTG guy was a total fucking fedorabeard, and his big "vindication" was 'Haha so you can't prove beyond any doubt any of that was my fault!'. Dude's a dipshit and I was happy to watch him get dragged.
 
This got so "bad" (it didn't, boogie is a sensitive drama queen) that he felt like making another video repeating himself about why he is like this.


For those who don't remember, he made the "Why i'm a fence sitting moderate" video last month. It's quite pathetic to make a video every month justifying your own "Being a doormat makes me morally superior" mentality.

tl;dr:
-"I'm not even centrist!"
-"It's so hard for me to be like this, i feel so guilty, doing the right thing for me and for you."
-"I'm a rational thinking person who always considers both sides for the purpose of deconstruction."
-"Cyberbullying is harmless to some but not to for everyone" (geez how insightful...)
-"My video had 12k likes to 600 dislikes *laughs* so you clearly understand my point =)."
-"I wish everyone wouldn't see me as enemy but as an ally, which is what i try to be."
-"You could make a video crapping on everyone involved but i wouldn't be adding anything to the conversation if i made those videos, it would be me trying to make everyone feel good, by vindicating what the majority of people think." (Oh god he really has zero self awareness...)
-"I think it's great to fight for what you believe but being offensive is wrong (so everyone except me is wrong)"
"I could choose the easy path, make a francis video screaming at the common enemy, making everybody feel good, knowing everybody will agree with me, i could easily EASILY do that, but i chose the hard rote."

Talking about his weight and wife who is out of town 1:37
"For this past year my wife has been stuck as caretaker role where she had to do all the things i could do, and also take cares of the house which that part she loves, uhm... And of course she loves me, to some extent."

:story::story::story:
 
Instead of doing his fence sitting would it kill him to say nothing at all? That would solve all the problems he has. He’s a fat nobody who’s going to be forgotten in a decade or less. There are thousands of much more famous people who don’t integrate themselves into stupid drama who are quite successful and never get this backlash.
 
It's such a weird phenomenon when I see Boogie. I wanna feel bad and encourage him to lose weight and make him a better person but, god damn it I wish he would just shut his fucking mouth and stop sounding like a whiny arrogant twat. There is such a thing as being TOO in the middle my dude.
 
Instead of doing his fence sitting would it kill him to say nothing at all? That would solve all the problems he has. He’s a fat nobody who’s going to be forgotten in a decade or less. There are thousands of much more famous people who don’t integrate themselves into stupid drama who are quite successful and never get this backlash.

But if Boogie stops jumping on every nontroversy just to explain both sides of the issue then how will he make money?

I have no idea why but Boogie got 4.5 million subs and a reputation of being "wise moderate role model" so people take his words and advice seriously. Which is fucking retarded since boogie is a disfunctional person who couldn't lose weight for decades and runs away from his problems because "muh cripling anxiety".
 
Even if Boogie is losing weight he is still buying more random swords, shields and keyblades to leave on his wall and for that he still deserves to be mocked.

My god, that reminds me of DSP when he was living in that shitty condo with all those freaking statues. Anyone else think he and Boogie are eerily similar?
 
Boogie has to stay in the middle of every issue, if he sat on one side the whole thing would flip over.

Considering this, why are people so mean to Boogie? I mean he's fat. He's fat as fuck. He's fat as five hundred fat fucking fat motherfucking fatasses. But I mean other than that, why are people so mean to this guy who does nothing but try to be nice?

Is he even a lolcow?
 
Considering this, why are people so mean to Boogie? I mean he's fat. He's fat as fuck. He's fat as five hundred fat fucking fat motherfucking fatasses. But I mean other than that, why are people so mean to this guy who does nothing but try to be nice?

Is he even a lolcow?
You know that whole global warming thing that is destroying the earth?

Who do you think is causing it?
 
I have no idea why but Boogie got 4.5 million subs and a reputation of being "wise moderate role model" so people take his words and advice seriously. Which is fucking exceptional since boogie is a disfunctional person who couldn't lose weight for decades and runs away from his problems because "muh cripling anxiety".

He's a toy collecting man-child with no self-control who makes drama-alert videos where he fails to actually have an opinion, but which just happen to take 10 minutes or more to film.

This is very appealing to children who were dropped.


My god, that reminds me of DSP when he was living in that shitty condo with all those freaking statues. Anyone else think he and Boogie are eerily similar?

At least DSP got gout presumably in his foot like a normal fat-ass person with a shitty diet.

Boogie probably got gout in his chins.
 
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