What Was the WORST Thing that You've Ever Made?

[cherimoya]

You made it horribly worse by doing that. Should have just put it on the rocks and maybe added a bit of water.

Or lemon juice. Or lemon juice and ginger.

Anything but the monstrous concoction you made.

Gimme a break. I was 16. I didn't know nuthin.

 

[mulliganfarmer]

Got stuck in the house once miles from anywhere, no car, with only the bare elements of food. The nearest store was over an hour's walk both ways, in the dark with no streetlights, on a winding country road where the cars tear around past any normal speed limit.

I got a craving for something sweet, but I didn't even have eggs, milk or any of the other ingredients to make a basic mug cake or pancakes. I found a student cookbook recipe online for a kind of fudge made from peanut butter, coconut oil and powdered sugar, so I gave that a try.

It tasted like soap, had the consistency of mucus and looked like square pieces of actual mildly solid shit. I tried to improve it a bit by adding a makeshift 'fudge sauce' out of more icing sugar, cocoa powder and hot water. It just looked like I added a darker, less solid layer of shit.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

Recipe:
Sleep for 2 days.
Wake up.
Grab bagel.
Microwave bagel with hastily globbed glob of peanut butter on it.
Remove. Add ranch dressing. Hotsauce (Texas Pete)
Eat while watching Youtube.

 

[One laugh Too Many]

SO im on a diet...and i have these xchicken sausages that make me want to punch infants....

hop em up anput them with some veggies and decided i was gonna make a stir fry. It was so bad.....so bad. The chicken sausages dont crisp up right, they taste like rubber, the veggies took on that taste..... I wanted to die .

 

[Koby_Fish]

Worst thing I ever made was pancakes from "Coyote Brand" pancake mix. That shit's hWHOLE hWHEAT! YUCK. "Howling success" MY ASS. Seriously don't ever buy that shit unless you're all about the hWhole hWheat.

 

[Orth]

SO im on a diet...and i have these xchicken sausages that make me want to punch infants....

Try chicken meatballs, just cut them into small pieces before cooking

And on topic, I used riced cauliflower instead of real rice and whatever it was I made turned into modeling clay.

 

[Koby_Fish]

When I was 12 I bought all of the ingredients to make a stir fry only to have most of them stolen, so I attempted to make a stir fry with only noodles, soy sauce and a single shallot.

Naturally it was shite

who the fuck steals stir fry vegetables?!

 

[Caesare]

anned green beans and canned carrots.

Where do people make potato salad with such unorthodox ingredients?

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

A really, really bad soup when I was young. I knew it looked gross so I just kept opening cans and adding things to see if they would make it better.

They didn't.

 

[Miss Walsh]

who the fuck steals stir fry vegetables?!

Cunts and bellends

 

[Koby_Fish]

Cunts and bellends

well that goes without saying, but was it like, stolen out of your fridge by family members or whoever, and what did they do with that shit when they got it?

 

[Miss Walsh]

well that goes without saying, but was it like, stolen out of your fridge by family members or whoever, and what did they do with that shit when they got it?

Definitely family, but fucked if I know what happened to it 20 years later. I would assume stolen food is often eaten though

 

[Koby_Fish]

Definitely family, but fucked if I know what happened to it 20 years later. I would assume stolen food is often eaten though

nobody fessed up at the time, I take it? Just a round of denials?

 

[Nekromantik]

One morning I wanted to make cinnamon toast for breakfast. I buttered my toast, added a pinch of sugar and in my sleepy zombie state added what I thought was cinnamon. It wasn't cinnamon it as celery salt.

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

I once made lemon spaghetti but did not have any lemon juice handy...so I tried substituting it with lime juice and hoped for the best.

BIG mistake. Still had to eat it though because i had no other food in the house.

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

One mourning I tried making myself pancakes, and as I was following instructions on a website, I realized that I didn't have all of the right ingredients, I think I was missing sugar or didn't have enough milk, or I accidentally used spoilt milk. But either way, when the final product was made, It ended up tasting really dry, stale, and salty. I kept drenching it in syrup but no matter how much I add, it would not go away. I also tried washing it down with orange juice I had with me, but that only made it taste bitter and worse...

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

One morning I wanted to make cinnamon toast for breakfast. I buttered my toast, added a pinch of sugar and in my sleepy zombie state added what I thought was cinnamon. It wasn't cinnamon it as celery salt.

My dad once tried to add a tasty dusting of cayanne to his macaroni and cheese only to realize far too late that our cayanne jar and cinnamon jar look exactly the same. Now I always check to make sure I'm not dusting cayanne on my cereal
Speaking of my pop, he once tried to make a turkey sandwich to bring to work only to find we had no turkey. That's ok, he'll just make a peanut butter and honey sandwich. Well unfortunatly we were out of bread. But we had tortillas! Peanut butter and honey tortilla roll-up us fine. Except we were out of honey too. We DID have some old molasses though. So dad ended up with a peanut butter and molasses tortilla roll for his lunch. He went on to father me, who at some point thought that jello and marshmellows were acceptable peanut butter sandwich ingredients.

 

[spigot the bear]

Not "the WORST" thing i made but i can't exactly say im proud of this thing i brought into being.

 

[glass_houses]

Ver archivo adjunto 319208 Not "the WORST" thing i made but i can't exactly say im proud of this thing i brought into being.

You were drunk, I take it?

 

[spigot the bear]

You were drunk, I take it?

Absolutely smashed