BSV & KoP Love Club (Containment)

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So wait when are @FedoraManManMan and @BSV getting hitched? I need to know so we can contact Phil to sponser the wedding with his Patreon.
I rated your post Islamic Content because you made me picture BSV and FedoraManMan getting married and consummating the marriage....I need to bleach my brain.
 
Now dance for me @BSV I'm drunk and need more keks from you
No can't you dance with me instead.
Darling please just be well behaved and tell all this people you lie to help your bad self esteem. And that you aren't really a Narcissistic maniac with emotional problems.
 
Well, gee, thanks. I'm glad to be a humble servant to the cause of Greater Autism (and Gout).

You mean, besides his general creepiness and the fact that he's DSP's main paypig? It's fun to poke him around, I guess. As it is fun to poke Bryan around, I'm an equal opportunity kind of person.

I try to be absolutely fair, so much that I tallied the amount of times Vidar got the upper hand on Bryan, and the last tally, I think, was BSV 5 x 1 Bryan. As you may notice, this feud is as funny as it gets, and the popcorn is plenty.


Compliment taken, thank you very much. To be fair, most people on the DSP threads are well balanced and behaved, very swell people. A-logs do pop up from time to time, but most users are in for the opportunity to laugh at an incompetent guy making his own life a trainwreck of misery and general unhealthiness, and all the spergs he seems to attrack, both pro and against him.

Of course, I do admit to get livid and pissed with DSP when he has the gaul (and the gout) to compare his lazy daily routine of video-games wtih "hard work", for personal reasons. But, alas, Phil's downfall is as inevitable as it will be slow and messy. No reason to ever get stressed over a fat loser on the internet (or else you'll go crazy, the internet is made of fat losers!).

Perhaps it's because I live within creepy(being a creepypasta faggot and all), but I never saw BSV as creepy. He has European humor, as do I. Maybe if you saw everything as a joke instead of sincere, because most things Europeans do are for fun, then you might be able to see my side of things.

It's in the same case for Phil. I understand someone being angry at Phil, but being angry is simply playing into his hands. Of course him playing games all day is nowhere near hard work, but to call it hard work is freaking hilarious. I bet if you went back to any DSP pre-stream, and imagine any whining or complaining or rambling from DSP as a joke, you'll be laughing most of the time instead of being angry at it.

Although, DSP keeps his humor so tongue in cheek, his fat ass swallowed his own tongue, causing his easily visible jokes tasteless. But then for someone like me, I really enjoy when something's so bad it's good. For example, when DSP was saying "All employees" for like 30 minutes. The funny part isn't that he was saying it, it's the realization that it actually happened live, on stream, and later seeing it in a TIHYDP.

Contrary to popular belief, this isn't a defense towards DSP for his actions and life style. This is merely my interpretation of what he could be doing, and since it's a positive one where nobody is harmed and everyone can enjoy themselves, it's one of the most productive ones that I think should have everyone else follow.

Agree or disagree, I still think Phil is more happy now than when he was in his job licking helicopter propellers. If Phil is happy and his fans are happy with him, and it's not some kind of crazy cult out to harm people like some fanbases are, I think that's all that matters in the end. You and anyone else can still dissect and ridicule him for anything stupid or funny he does, please do, but I would highly recommend seeing his actions as a joke first, and a serious matter second.
 
Of course you are.


From memory, I'm pretty sure BSV scored points when he made Bryan get so mad that he threatened to fly to Norway and beat personally beat him over Twitter, when he (allegedly) got Bryan suspended from Twitter as a result of those threats, and when he went all A-log and contacted Bryan's workplace to denounce his online antics (now, doesn't mean I morally condone that kind of stuff, but if you're having an Autism Bitchslap Fight on the internet, it is impressive enough). The other two events I can't remember.

Bryan's point came from making BSV so butthurt he used ketchup and ancient /x/ incantations to invoke Satan himself to ruin his life once and for all. That was pretty funny.

EDIT: Maybe I missed one point for Bryan for also inspiring Vidar into creating his Internet Cyber Police wiki. That was THE high point of BSV's thread, in my opinion.

Thanks for the summary, my good man.

Fuck you @AnonAutismo they are dancing while I sip my fucking drink. Now dance for me @BSV I'm drunk and need more keks from you

What are you telling them Bryan? "Hey ladies, I'm owning the shit out of this Norwegian pedophile on the internet. Wanna fuck?"

On a more serious note, drinking while posting isn't the best idea.
 
Alogging / Touching the poop / Credit Card chargebacks / sending cardboard dicks to DSP's address (which was wrong)
@BSV Do me a favor, since Phil blocked me on Twitter, and ask him if he received my gift in the mail recently.

The gift was about 29" long, made of cardboard...
 
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No can't you dance with me instead.
Darling please just be well behaved and tell all this people you lie to help your bad self esteem. And that you aren't really a Narcissistic maniac with emotional problems.

Fck you nigger I found this family talking about you
 
Hey I like goth chicks. They're hot.
Goth chicks are fat, ugly, and/or crazy. Don't stick your dick in crazy! Words of wisdom that I've heard in the past.

I still think Phil is more happy now than when he was in his job licking helicopter propellers.
I do agree with this statement, if nothing else because I see DSP as a chronically lazy, low-effort couch potato. God forbid him to actually have any responsibilities or interests other than his hedonistic instincts; anything that involves the E-word (effort) is an anathema in his life. I know a guy who's also 30-something and is currently living almost the exactly life DSP is living (minus streaming; he gets his moonies from collecting rent on one property that he has, and from his parents lending him money while they think he's still looking for a job, when in truth he plays DotA 2 day and night), and by all purposes, this guy is happier than he ever been before. Doesn't mean that it's not a dogshit life to be living, of course.

If Phil is happy and his fans are happy with him, and it's not some kind of crazy cult out to harm people like some fanbases are, I think that's all that matters in the end. You and anyone else can still dissect and ridicule him for anything stupid or funny he does, please do, but I would highly recommend seeing his actions as a joke first, and a serious matter second.
He does manage to extract money from his idiotic fanbase, so he must be doing something "right", I guess. As for his actions being a joke... his entire life is a joje at this point. We're in for the punchline: saltyness, complaints, snorts, and that miserable expression of his.

(That's also why I strongly advocate against people who expressed the intention of sending him small troll tips and such - when you give him money, it ceases to be something that you're taking as a joke; you become the joke on DSP's eyes, and he's not wrong in thinking that).
 
(That's also why I strongly advocate against people who expressed the intention of sending him small troll tips and such - when you give him money, it ceases to be something that you're taking as a joke; you become the joke on DSP's eyes, and he's not wrong in thinking that).
What about sending him a 29" long cardboard cock with "kwality kahntent" written on it? It's not giving him money, the money goes to ShipADick.com, and all DSP gets is a giant cardboard cock.

I'm uh...I'm asking for a friend and one definitely hasn't been delivered to his doorstep already...
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I guess it's better than directly sending him money. But he'll probably thank your for the free cardboard, you worthless human being *snort*.
I hope he hangs it up on his wall, I think he's got some bare spots left around the house.

I was gonna buy him a bag of cock-shaped gummies so he could literally eat a bag of dicks, but he's already fat enough and close to being diabetic as it is.
 
Goth chicks are fat, ugly, and/or crazy. Don't stick your dick in crazy! Words of wisdom that I've heard in the past.


I do agree with this statement, if nothing else because I see DSP as a chronically lazy, low-effort couch potato. God forbid him to actually have any responsibilities or interests other than his hedonistic instincts; anything that involves the E-word (effort) is an anathema in his life. I know a guy who's also 30-something and is currently living almost the exactly life DSP is living (minus streaming; he gets his moonies from collecting rent on one property that he has, and from his parents lending him money while they think he's still looking for a job, when in truth he plays DotA 2 day and night), and by all purposes, this guy is happier than he ever been before. Doesn't mean that it's not a dogshit life to be living, of course.


He does manage to extract money from his idiotic fanbase, so he must be doing something "right", I guess. As for his actions being a joke... his entire life is a joje at this point. We're in for the punchline: saltyness, complaints, snorts, and that miserable expression of his.

(That's also why I strongly advocate against people who expressed the intention of sending him small troll tips and such - when you give him money, it ceases to be something that you're taking as a joke; you become the joke on DSP's eyes, and he's not wrong in thinking that).

Completely agreed. Troll tips are such a stupid thing to do, especially when the person fails to do it properly. I remember seeing a twitch fail compilation where someone did like thousands of dollars or something, and then couldn't take it back because it was finalized or something. Now THAT shit is funny.

What is also funny is how small the world is since I know a guy just like yours, only instead of Dota 2 he plays Call of Duty.

No offense to anyone actually against Phil, but the idiotic ones are the ones who try to "harm" him by talking about him, trying to get him off of the internet, all while promoting his videos and doing nothing more than increasing his fan base. Basically people like the SoK (may they Rest In Peep).

Something that we must understand is that a dogshit life to one can be a wonderful life to another. Someone who wants to live in the wilderness would be miserable in a mansion, while someone who wants to live luxurious would be miserable in a forest. Sometimes we always think that more luxury or more spare time is better, but since everyone's brain works differently, it's not the case. Not that I would agree with his life style, but we all have to admit that he's not really the kind of guy to enjoy being at an art gallery with a monocle over being on his couch eating Doritos while chugging his Mountain Dew.

TL;DR (For people like @DiabeticShitheadPhil ): to each their own.
 
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