💥 Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

[Dilbertmann]

Guys... I don't know how to add a spoiler D:

Here's a cosplay Kris (her ex fuck buddy) asked her to do. I think this is one of the worse cosplays she's ever done and I have a feeling he was trolling her or something because the results were glorious.

Also PTNR, mah nigga.

OH GOD WHY

 

[tobacky_vapor]

Looks like she hasn't remotely changed in the past months. It's been awhile since I've seen pick ruin cosplay. I've been out of the loop but while I catch up. Had she come across anyone who is japanese yet? I still imagine it would turn into something like this.

http://weebstories.tumblr.com/post/74398959039/submit-anon-i-swear-im-not-japanese

 

[darkhorse816]

I heard that she also almost got a job working at a 911 call center. Is that true?

 

[Beef Thunderpants]

Regarding PT and college, PT did not pay a dime. Her parents paid her tuition, books, you name it, they paid for it for four years, probably so PT could get a fresh start when she graduated. She got her degree in English and... that's it.
She subbed for a while in a school (I don't know what grade level), and there's a pretty cringy pic of her standing in front of a white board with her name written in kanji. However, that wasn't the cringy part, this fucking woman was dressed in a blue-jean mini skirt and platform thongs ("dressy" flip flops). Her supervisors got after her and told her to dress professionally (she didn't listen). PT proceeded to flip her shit online about how covering herself up wasn't kawaii or some bullshit like that. Needless to say, they didn't renew her contract, probably because she was so problematic and strange. Since we don't have first hand accounts of her teaching stint, I doubt she behaved appropriately either (with students or teachers).

God, I would love to hear more about her teaching career and bitching about how they wanted her to dress.

 

[tobacky_vapor]

I heard that she also almost got a job working at a 911 call center. Is that true?

no idea, but if she got an interview it wouldn't to be surprising if she fucked it up completely. something most people who like to use Kawaii un ironically in thier English fail at, is basic human interactions with other people.

as well as peronal space and not being a creep and a half

 

[Pickle Man]

Unrelated but I found something that remind me of Pixyteri today. I'm guessing in Japan, they sell Anime girl pee flavored shaved ice but...

Spoiler

it also comes in Pixyteri favorite too

 

[sea panther]

I heard that she also almost got a job working at a 911 call center. Is that true?

She did get hired, but she was fired before she ever actually got to the real calls. The official excuse was that she "froze up" on a training call, but PT revealed the real reason on a tinychat sometime back, which was that they didn't give her enough breaks or let her take breaks whenever she wanted, and she didn't tolerate that kind of "disrespect".

 

[Seahorses]

She did get hired, but she was fired before she ever actually got to the real calls. The official excuse was that she "froze up" on a training call, but PT revealed the real reason on a tinychat sometime back, which was that they didn't give her enough breaks or let her take breaks whenever she wanted, and she didn't tolerate that kind of "disrespect".

911 Caller: "Emergency! I'm being robbed at gunpoint!"
Pixy: "Look. I'm on my break right now. You're gonna have to get robbed later."

 

[FifthColumn]

I somewhat doubt there are still samurai masters in Japan, willing to share sword secrets with anyone.. do they exist?
Also, does Pixy insist on a purely Japanese diet? I somehow doubt it, since you would need to eat a ton of sushi,edamame, pufferfish and sake to be as large as she is.

EDIT: Id love to see her to go Pearl Harbor, to see a memorial event with 90 year old WW2 vets. Im sure hilarity would ensue

 

[Beef Thunderpants]

I somewhat doubt there are still samurai masters in Japan, willing to share sword secrets with anyone.. do they exist?

They probably aren't legitimate samurai masters, but there are always people keeping 'the old ways alive' for everything. There was a cable series on Britain's worst jobs in history, and there are still people doing the old-timey stuff like wood working, making clothing and dyes (making blue dye is some horribly smelly process, it used to be banned in city limits) , blacksmiths, even cooking on a spit over a fire. Plenty of people do old style martial arts and even geisha training as a hobby, and I'm sure there are people making Japanese swords the traditional way.

Unrelated but I found something that remind me of Pixyteri today. I'm guessing in Japan, they sell Anime girl pee flavored shaved ice but...

Spoiler

it also comes in Pixyteri favorite too

Were the Japanese this weird before we nuked them?

I wonder how much of this stuff is real, and how much is stuff they just make up and put online to see what Americans will believe.

 

[Axiom]

They probably aren't legitimate samurai masters, but there are always people keeping 'the old ways alive' for everything. There was a cable series on Britain's worst jobs in history, and there are still people doing the old-timey stuff like wood working, making clothing and dyes (making blue dye is some horribly smelly process, it used to be banned in city limits) , blacksmiths, even cooking on a spit over a fire. Plenty of people do old style martial arts and even geisha training as a hobby, and I'm sure there are people making Japanese swords the traditional way.

To be fair, most of those people are legitimate historians. Part of history is jobs that regular people do, and some of those jobs aren't around anymore so people recreate them to see how they compare to modern methods and understand laws that might otherwise seem odd ('Why does it matter where the dye maker lives...?'), and appreciate that you don't have to do it fourteen hours a day, six days a week.

And there's a fair amount of money in old-timey crafts. I know people who flintnap.

 

[Picklechu]

I can just imagine Pixyteri as a substitute teacher. Those kids would demolish her, and it would be hysterical.

 

[FifthColumn]

There could be. Keep in mind the samurai as a class were only "wiped out" in the 1870s. There are plenty of descendents, who may have had secrets passed down to them.
Japanese soldiers used Samurai swords in World War 2, as well

 

[PTNR]

How proficient in Japanese is our Pixy?

Speaking or reading? Reading, very very poor. Kindergarten level, if that. Speaking? Better, but it isn't like she understands the language at all. She just learns phrases/words from anime/manga or translates stuff with online translators if she wants to say something specific. I don't know specifics about her trying to actually learn Japanese, but she strikes me as someone who put a moderate amount of effort into it for maybe a month or two, got bored and just gave up. When she speaks Japanese, she tries to speak with a Japanese accent (you can see proof of this in the PT - Just Beginning To Shine parody video on Youtube that has her voice clips in it); the only problem is, PT's idea of a Japanese accent would be considered either pretty insensitive or super racist.

She still manages to butcher the language pretty severely even then. Like, at one point during the pubic hair saga, I sent her, among other things pictures of porn star Asia Carerra (who is half-Japanese and half white; I did this on purpose for this reason) as "proof" that Japanese women grow pubes. PT latched on to Asia Carerra in particular, probably because PT considers herself a halfbreed, too (of course, she'd still compare her body to Asia's and be catty as fuck about it (spoiler alert: PT thinks that she, PT, has a better body)). She became infatuated with Asia's pubes (she shaves into a triangle) and decided that this was The Official Pubic Hair Style of Glorious Nippon(tm) without any further prompting on my part (thank you, based PT). PT dubbed this style "Sankakkei no kami" which she decided was the official Japanese word for that pube style. As far as I can tell (google translate lol), this translates not to something like "pubic hair that is shaved into a triangle shape", as she was trying to convey, but something more like "individual hairs that are triangular in shape". Regardless, if she walked into a place that did waxing in Glorious Nippon, they'd have no idea what the fuck she was talking about.

Asia also prompted PT to decide that she could be an extremely popular Japanese porn star, and this became her obsession during most of the time I was talking to her. Many, many lulzy chatlogs regarding this. I'll start sorting through stuff in the next couple of days to start posting. A lot of the stuff I have is pretty mundane, since I had to space stuff out so as not to arouse suspicion - unlike Chris (or at least how Chris used to be), PT can smell a troll a mile away and will often block even white knights for saying the wrong thing or wording something wrongly. 6 months of logs is a lot to go through, and much of it was just "filler" where PT would babble about anime or something and I'd pretend to know what the fuck she was talking about.

Even PT knows her Japanese skills are SEVERELY lacking. She mentioned several times that she'd need to vastly improve them if she had any hope of ever living in Japan and culturally assimilating. Oddly, she thinks the best way to do this is to just move to Japan and pick it up as she goes along. At the same time, she mentioned a lot that her lack of fluency in Japanese would be one more reason why Japanese people would shun her as an outsider.

Also, re: her degree, PT refuses to ever use her degree for anything. She considers it to be a total waste of her time and her biggest failure in life because she wasn't accepted by Jet. Even mentioning her degree will often result in mass amounts of weeb rage. In fact, when I got tired of fucking with her and decided to end things, that's how I did it: by telling PT she REALLY needed to just man up and use her degree for a better job if she was so miserable at Home Depot - even if it wasn't for a related thing such as teaching; you can get a management position in retail just by having pretty much any old degree. She flipped a thermonuclear shit and blocked me and I leaked all her pics on SR the next day.

 

[Cwckifan]

Speaking or reading? Reading, very very poor. Kindergarten level, if that. Speaking? Better, but it isn't like she understands the language at all. She just learns phrases/words from anime/manga or translates stuff with online translators if she wants to say something specific. I don't know specifics about her trying to actually learn Japanese, but she strikes me as someone who put a moderate amount of effort into it for maybe a month or two, got bored and just gave up. When she speaks Japanese, she tries to speak with a Japanese accent (you can see proof of this in the PT - Just Beginning To Shine parody video on Youtube that has her voice clips in it); the only problem is, PT's idea of a Japanese accent would be considered either pretty insensitive or super racist.

She still manages to butcher the language pretty severely even then. Like, at one point during the pubic hair saga, I sent her, among other things pictures of porn star Asia Carerra (who is half-Japanese and half white; I did this on purpose for this reason) as "proof" that Japanese women grow pubes. PT latched on to Asia Carerra in particular, probably because PT considers herself a halfbreed, too (of course, she'd still compare her body to Asia's and be catty as fuck about it (spoiler alert: PT thinks that she, PT, has a better body)). She became infatuated with Asia's pubes (she shaves into a triangle) and decided that this was The Official Pubic Hair Style of Glorious Nippon(tm) without any further prompting on my part (thank you, based PT). PT dubbed this style "Sankakkei no kami" which she decided was the official Japanese word for that pube style. As far as I can tell (google translate lol), this translates not to something like "pubic hair that is shaved into a triangle shape", as she was trying to convey, but something more like "individual hairs that are triangular in shape". Regardless, if she walked into a place that did waxing in Glorious Nippon, they'd have no idea what the fuck she was talking about.

Asia also prompted PT to decide that she could be an extremely popular Japanese porn star, and this became her obsession during most of the time I was talking to her. Many, many lulzy chatlogs regarding this. I'll start sorting through stuff in the next couple of days to start posting. A lot of the stuff I have is pretty mundane, since I had to space stuff out so as not to arouse suspicion - unlike Chris (or at least how Chris used to be), PT can smell a troll a mile away and will often block even white knights for saying the wrong thing or wording something wrongly. 6 months of logs is a lot to go through, and much of it was just "filler" where PT would babble about anime or something and I'd pretend to know what the fuck she was talking about.

Even PT knows her Japanese skills are SEVERELY lacking. She mentioned several times that she'd need to vastly improve them if she had any hope of ever living in Japan and culturally assimilating. Oddly, she thinks the best way to do this is to just move to Japan and pick it up as she goes along. At the same time, she mentioned a lot that her lack of fluency in Japanese would be one more reason why Japanese people would shun her as an outsider.

So she's aware, and does this crap anyway?

 

[sea panther]

(spoiler alert: PT thinks that she, PT, has a better body)).

Oh PT.

Asia also prompted PT to decide that she could be an extremely popular Japanese porn star, and this became her obsession during most of the time I was talking to her.

Ohhh PT.

 

[PTNR]

[6/16/2014 5:23:07 PM] Dead: It hurts
[6/16/2014 5:23:19 PM] Dead: My life feels like a living hell
[6/16/2014 5:23:22 PM] me: I know. I'm sorry sweetie. I wish I could make you feel better.
[6/16/2014 5:23:29 PM] Dead: Im scared to go home
[6/16/2014 5:23:36 PM] me: Don't be scared.
[6/16/2014 5:23:36 PM] Dead: I thought mom was happy and ok
[6/16/2014 5:23:41 PM] Dead: But she's not
[6/16/2014 5:26:41 PM] me: Did she hear about your stuff at work today? [note: yelling about wanting to start a union; getting written up for it]
[6/16/2014 5:32:56 PM] Dead: No she didn't hear about it
[6/16/2014 5:32:59 PM] Dead: I'm scared
[6/16/2014 5:33:05 PM] Dead: I don't want to
[6/16/2014 5:33:07 PM] Dead: Be here
[6/16/2014 5:33:13 PM] Dead: I want to be dead
[6/16/2014 5:40:51 PM] Dead: Do I have a brain!
[6/16/2014 5:40:58 PM] Dead: Did I deserve to graduate college!
[6/16/2014 5:44:16 PM] Dead: I ought to tear up my degree
[6/16/2014 5:44:30 PM] Dead: I'm not smart
[6/16/2014 6:16:54 PM] Dead: I don't want to go home
[6/16/2014 6:17:07 PM] Dead: Mom said "You told me when you were in college you were going to get a real job cause their was nothing wrong with you"
[6/16/2014 6:20:54 PM] me: What is your degree in again?
[6/16/2014 6:21:27 PM] Dead: Yes but I don't want to use it
[6/16/2014 6:21:36 PM] Dead: English with a minor in communication
[6/16/2014 6:22:00 PM] Dead: I only went to college because my parents wanted me to. I hated it.
[6/16/2014 6:22:15 PM] me: Why don't you want to use it? That could lead to a lot of jobs. Not just teaching; many places just want "a degree".
[6/16/2014 6:22:41 PM] Dead: You know what...
[6/16/2014 6:22:51 PM] Dead: I don't think I want to talk to you anymore.
[6/16/2014 6:23:06 PM] Dead: I don't see why I should explain my choices and my desires.
[6/16/2014 6:23:13 PM] Dead: So goodbye.

And after ~5+ months of being her ideal husbando and her doing all sorts of weird shit I asked her to do and never having a single problem with me before, she blocked me just like that.

So she's aware, and does this crap anyway?

PT has a lot of compartmentalized thinking, where she'll believe two or more totally contradictory things simultaneously and see no problem with this. For example, she knows Japan will reject her (among many other reasons) for not speaking the language, but she thinks the best way to learn the language is to move to Japan, where she knows she'll be rejected for not knowing the language, and learn the language that way.This is her ideal solution. Not just buying some professional "How to speak Japanese" DVDs or books or whatever, not taking classes, not even just looking up youtube videos on it. No, her optimal solution is to go to the country she knows will reject her and fumble her way through learning the language that way, while ever growing numbers of Japanese people write her off as a retarded weeaboo foreign idiot.

As another example, PT thinks that she's both thin, fat, curvy-but-not-fat, average, etc. and will choose whichever one is most relevant to the situation. She'll rage about not being able to fit into clothing that is 3 sizes too small and sulk about being a hambeast but then look at, say, Asia Carerra and without a hint of irony say that she (PT) has a better body. Show PT a very thin girl and PT will talk about how gross the thin girl is and how PT is sexier because she has curves. Show her a fat girl and PT will say how gross the fat girl is and that PT is sexier because she's to thin and petite.

Long story short, PT is fucking craaaaaaaazy.

 

[tobacky_vapor]

PT has a lot of compartmentalized thinking, where she'll believe two or more totally contradictory things simultaneously and see no problem with this. For example, she knows Japan will reject her (among many other reasons) for not speaking the language, but she thinks the best way to learn the language is to move to Japan, where she knows she'll be rejected for not knowing the language, and learn the language that way.

As another example, PT thinks that she's both thin, fat, curvy-but-not-fat, average, etc. and will choose whichever one is most relevant to the situation. She'll rage about not being able to fit into clothing that is 3 sizes too small and sulk about being a hambeast but then look at, say, Asia Carerra and without a hint of irony say that she (PT) has a better body. Show PT a very thin girl and PT will talk about how gross the thin girl is and how PT is sexier because she has curves. Show her a fat girl and PT will say how gross the fat girl is and that PT is sexier because she's to thin and petite.

Long story short, PT is fucking craaaaaaaazy.

Meh to be honest a lot of fuckwits on DA have this Fantasy that they can go to Japan and fulfill their dreams of being a mangeka or English Teacher without knowing fuckall about The actual culture. I think what sets PT Even further below the bar of your usual weeb on DA Is somehow she think she'll be A FAMOUS JAPANESE PORN STAR. I'm still trying to wrap my head around this

 

[PTNR]

PT got super into Japanese porn while I was talking to her. It started with me showing her some amateur naked pics and stuff to troll her into thinking all Japanese women had huge bushes to try and get her to grow one, but then she got legit into it... and the stuff she got into was really creepy.

One porn series that PT got SUPER into and told me she masturbated to a lot was one she found on some porntube type site that was, going by what she was saying, a game show where "families" (I am assuming it was scripted) would go on to like a game show type thing, the mother or one of the sisters in the family would get naked and then go behind this curtain that only revealed her breasts and pussy along with several other women. The family then had to guess which one was the mom or sister or whatever. If they were wrong, some weird gross incest shit went down where the dad would have to fuck the daughter or the son would have to fuck his mom or god knows what. PT thought this was all hot as fuck because:

[6/7/2014 1:04:11 AM] Milky Little Maid: Stuff like this is so kinky
[6/7/2014 1:04:15 AM] Milky Little Maid: I am kinky as hell and I love it
[6/7/2014 1:04:21 AM] Milky Little Maid: The thought of a mom/son or dad/daughter makes me wet
[6/7/2014 1:04:21 AM] me: The incest aspect of it?
[6/7/2014 1:04:34 AM] me: Or what?
[6/7/2014 1:05:52 AM] Milky Little Maid: Yeah.
[6/7/2014 1:06:10 AM] me: Do you ever think of anything like this in real life?
[6/7/2014 1:06:17 AM] Milky Little Maid: No
[6/7/2014 1:06:18 AM] Milky Little Maid: Not with my family
[6/7/2014 1:06:52 AM] Milky Little Maid: One of my brothers is gay
[6/7/2014 1:06:56 AM] Milky Little Maid: And I hate my parents
[6/7/2014 1:07:02 AM] Milky Little Maid: Maybe my biological dad but I dunno

 

[Afinepickle]

Dear fuck, this woman is a train wreck.