💥 Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

[exball]

A completely new thread and Pixy is still disgusting. Shocker.

 

[PTNR]

Hi! Sorry I've been gone so long. I was under the weather for a week and a half and then was busy with worth and then the holiday and blah. Needless to say, I didn't really have the time or inclination to post PT stuff, but everything seems to have settled down, so I'm back.

re: PT's politics, they're whatever she thinks will help her. It's not a situation where she's a died in the wool liberal or anything. She hates her job and wishes it would pay better, so she's for whoever wants to raise the minimum wage. She is a hypochondriac with a mountain of medical bills, so she's for whoever promises her the cheapest healthcare. I got her to be rabidly pro-union because I told her it was the fastest way to get fired without looking particularly bad on her record (she was wanting to not work at her job anymore but couldn't quit because her parents would SHIT). It's entirely selfish (though it could be argued that ANY politics is, to some degree). If the Republican party put a plank in its platform that said everyone would get free Pocky and kimonos for life, she's be a loud and proud Republican (while continuing to hold her other beliefs - entirely self-servingly - that would put her at odds with the Republican party).

She does have a lot of "positions", if you can call them that, that would put her at odds with the general liberal consensus - mainly, she doesn't like black people at all (because her ex-boyfriend she still pines for went on to date a black woman after her) and is also pretty fucking racist to Asians (though it can be argued this is slightly less horrible simply because PT is so delusional that she thinks she's honestly Asian and is critiquing other Asian women as an Asian woman herself, so this is more an example of her being dumb than overtly racist).

She's also totally fine with gay people, due to having a gay brother, as are her parents regardless of whatever their politics are (I honestly don't know and it never came up, though they may be slightly left of center because PT seemed to think her mom would applaud her for trying to start a union (even if it was just to get fired), though this may just be PT being a dumbass again). I know plenty of Republicans (I'm apathetic politically, but live in a very red area of a very blue state), even religious ones, and the ones with gay family members generally are okay with gay people in general so PT and fam's acceptance of gay people is probably indicative of nothing as far as their politics go.

Also, a proposition: I want to post masses of chatlogs but it's a real pain in the ass to screen cap them and stuff individually. I will make you all a deal: if you let me just c/p text from the chatlogs I can post tons of them easily. In return, I will promise to post an actual screen shot of any particular exchange if a lot of people A) either think it needs further verification as being legit (she does say some crazy shit) or B) is so lulzy that people want a screen shot for posterity. Cool?

 

[Picklechu]

 

[NIA-DOA 2.0]

Also, a proposition: I want to post masses of chatlogs but it's a real pain in the ass to screen cap them and stuff individually. I will make you all a deal: if you let me just c/p text from the chatlogs I can post tons of them easily. In return, I will promise to post an actual screen shot of any particular exchange if a lot of people A) either think it needs further verification as being legit (she does say some crazy shit) or B) is so lulzy that people want a screen shot for posterity. Cool?

Go for it, homedog.

 

[Beef Thunderpants]

Pixyteri shoops her pics to hell and back, this is a candid pic of PT:

Anyone notice anything different?

Her hair is brown and not black?

 

[FifthColumn]

How proficient in Japanese is our Pixy? Given how much time she has had on her hands, she should be near fluent now.
What would happen if she ever managed to get to Japan? What she find love and acceptance from the super happy kawaii people?

 

[Christ-Chan]

Also, a proposition: I want to post masses of chatlogs but it's a real pain in the ass to screen cap them and stuff individually. I will make you all a deal: if you let me just c/p text from the chatlogs I can post tons of them easily. In return, I will promise to post an actual screen shot of any particular exchange if a lot of people A) either think it needs further verification as being legit (she does say some crazy shit) or B) is so lulzy that people want a screen shot for posterity. Cool?

Welcome back, and go for it! That sounds awesome

How proficient in Japanese is our Pixy? Given how much time she has had on her hands, she should be near fluent now.

Her Japanese is really, really bad.

 

[fuzzypickles]

What would happen if she ever managed to get to Japan? What she find love and acceptance from the super happy kawaii people?

She'd be rejected on arrival. That's what would happen.

 

[Brimstone]

EDIT: I just realized something. Has Pixy ever tried to enroll in Japanese classes?

she tried to join the JET program once.

needless to says she didn't pass.

 

[Mochini]

PTNR - After all the dramu I thought you had left us. Thank god you're with us!

 

[TL 611]

Also, a proposition: I want to post masses of chatlogs but it's a real pain in the ass to screen cap them and stuff individually. I will make you all a deal: if you let me just c/p text from the chatlogs I can post tons of them easily. In return, I will promise to post an actual screen shot of any particular exchange if a lot of people A) either think it needs further verification as being legit (she does say some crazy shit) or B) is so lulzy that people want a screen shot for posterity. Cool?

do iitttt. Pixy chat logs are always so interesting.

 

[SPARKLETWAT]

Also, a proposition: I want to post masses of chatlogs but it's a real pain in the ass to screen cap them and stuff individually. I will make you all a deal: if you let me just c/p text from the chatlogs I can post tons of them easily. In return, I will promise to post an actual screen shot of any particular exchange if a lot of people A) either think it needs further verification as being legit (she does say some crazy shit) or B) is so lulzy that people want a screen shot for posterity. Cool?

You have my vote to go for it. Bring us the lulz.

 

[Axiom]

Also, a proposition: I want to post masses of chatlogs but it's a real pain in the ass to screen cap them and stuff individually. I will make you all a deal: if you let me just c/p text from the chatlogs I can post tons of them easily. In return, I will promise to post an actual screen shot of any particular exchange if a lot of people A) either think it needs further verification as being legit (she does say some crazy shit) or B) is so lulzy that people want a screen shot for posterity. Cool?

N^th'd.

 

[A-№1]

I don't know the specifics of Pixy's family dynamics but it does seem that Debbie cares about her daughter, but is not doing enough. She forbid Sarah from dying her hair, but she has not stopped Sarah from buying cosplay and Japanese crap.

I don't think it's a matter of "enough" so much as failing to deal with different aspects of Pixy's behavior as a set. Hair dying is something Debbie probably understands and can forbid, but the weeaboo crap and all its implications probably completely baffle her. She knows Pixy smells, so she yells at her to take a bath. She knows Pixy buys worthless crap, so she yells at her to stop wasting her money. She knows Pixy dressed stupidly, so she yells at her to put on a decent outfit. But she might not understand that all this stems from Pixy's desire to live some fucked up stereotyped ersatz Japanese life. Dealing with that one thing would solve a lot of the rest.

EDIT: I just realized something. Has Pixy ever tried to enroll in Japanese classes?

Unlikely. That would require effort, and she probably thinks she already knows it all (or is afraid of finding out she doesn't).

and is also pretty fucking racist to Asians

To be fair to Pixy, so are most Asians. So that's one aspect of Japanese culture she sort of got right (by accident).

In return, I will promise to post an actual screen shot of any particular exchange if a lot of people A) either think it needs further verification as being legit (she does say some crazy shit) or B) is so lulzy that people want a screen shot for posterity. Cool?

Even screenshots are ridiculously easy to fake, so just post them however the fuck you want and let them speak for themselves.

 

[Smutley]

I don't know that much about her but she strikes me as the type that would think "I CAN TOTALLY LEARN JAPANESE JUST BY WATCHING ANIME!!! DESU KAWAII SUGOI HENTAI-CHAN!!!"

WARNING: Only tangentially related to Pixy - feel free to ignore.

In high school I had a friend remarkably similar to how Pixy is now. Except instead of waifu mode, he was in full on death/edgy/warrior mode. He was "teaching himself how to speak Japanese" by playing Everquest 24/7 and peeing into empty Gatorade jugs. I remember he confided in me once that it was all in preparation to marry the person teaching him how to speak it (who was obv. a girl that he had never met or talked to on the phone or exchanged anything more than a few GIS pictures and who would get regular gifts from him in cash to a Paypal account) so he could move to Japan and find himself a "sword master" who would then be obligated to take him on as a student because "that's what [sword masters] do".

This Master would, sight unseen, take as an apprentice a fat American weabo with a drinking and weed problem who barely graduated high school to impart on all his swords knowledge. And when this Master he died, this kid would then be The Greatest Swords Master in the World and he would travel around in traditional garb, acting a modern day Ogami Itto, selling his sword to the highest bidder.

It will surprise no one that at 31 years old, this guy is living at home with his mother in her basement having never held a job for longer than 3 months, and I would not be at all surprised if the only thing that has changed is the MMO he's playing to learn Japanese.

 

[Beef Thunderpants]

WARNING: Only tangentially related to Pixy - feel free to ignore.

This Master would, sight unseen, take as an apprentice a fat American weabo with a drinking and weed problem who barely graduated high school to impart on all his swords knowledge.

Pot is VERY taboo in Japan; it is a huge scandal when a celebrity of athlete is caught with it. Raging alcohol use is tolerated, but your buddy will have to give up pot if he wants to be a sword master.

do iitttt. Pixy chat logs are always so interesting.

Agreed. I don't have have anybody crazy in my life, so I have to live vicariously through people like CWC and PT, and to a lesser extent Monica Punk.

 

[Poison_Ivy]

fuck yeah icons

As soon as I saw Jack, I had to change my icon. I love that musical XD

 

[pixydesu]

EDIT: I just realized something. Has Pixy ever tried to enroll in Japanese classes?

They didn't offer them at her college, so she tried to learn on her own by buying children's language books. Her Japanese is atrocious and she uses google translate a lot since she long gave up studying on her own.

*EDIT* I think it's safe to say PT doesn't know any Japanese except from what she picks up from anime.

The fact that Pixy's parents allegedly filed for bankruptcy twice says a lot about the decisions they make. I would love to know more about that.

I'm not too familiar with the specifics since this is stuff you can find online. I know they were approved for the first bankruptcy, but not the second. I'm guessing it resulted from having a house, multiple cars, loans out for their kids college tuition, credit cards etc.

Regarding PT and college, PT did not pay a dime. Her parents paid her tuition, books, you name it, they paid for it for four years, probably so PT could get a fresh start when she graduated. She got her degree in English and... that's it.
She subbed for a while in a school (I don't know what grade level), and there's a pretty cringy pic of her standing in front of a white board with her name written in kanji. However, that wasn't the cringy part, this fucking woman was dressed in a blue-jean mini skirt and platform thongs ("dressy" flip flops). Her supervisors got after her and told her to dress professionally (she didn't listen). PT proceeded to flip her shit online about how covering herself up wasn't kawaii or some bullshit like that. Needless to say, they didn't renew her contract, probably because she was so problematic and strange. Since we don't have first hand accounts of her teaching stint, I doubt she behaved appropriately either (with students or teachers).

So there you have it, that's why PT's parents are really pissed off that their daughter threw her degree away (which they are probably still paying off) to work in low paying retail jobs. The only reason she went for English was because she wanted to teach in Japan, when Jet rejected her she just gave up. She didn't try other agencies or try to go to a different country. It was Japan or bust.

BTW, the reason Home Depot doesn't give her more hours is because of her bad hygiene and incompetency. When someone asked her where the funnels were she responded with: "Uhhhh... What type of funnels?" And as you all know she can't deal with customers, like when she ran away from a screaming morbidly obese lady in a rascal to hide under a desk, cry, and scratch her arms.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

BTW, the reason Home Depot doesn't give her more hours is because of her bad hygiene and incompetency. When someone asked her where the funnels were she responded with Uhhhh... What type of funnels?

SIMPLE PLASTIC FUNNELS!

 

[pixydesu]

Guys... I don't know how to add a spoiler D:

Here's a cosplay Kris (her ex fuck buddy) asked her to do. I think this is one of the worse cosplays she's ever done and I have a feeling he was trolling her or something because the results were glorious.

Also PTNR, mah nigga.