ASMR | CRINKLY CANDY BOWL - 11/5/2017

I need background noise to get work done. If I listen to music I get too distracted by the music to do my shit. If I don't play anything, then the sounds of other people going about their day / traffic on the street next to me distracts me. So, I usually put something like Noisli on, or I listen to ASMR. It just helps me focus. There's no point watching the video, it's all about the sound, and I usually have a good headset and the quality of the sound of soothing.

Your iPhone... does not have the audio capturing technology required to make soothing noise.

I'll give you examples.

The first 30 seconds of this song, the fiddling around, the machinery, the rolling marbles that sounds like rain. That's good. In fact, the music itself is so high quality and non-distracting I can work with it. Certified fresh :agree:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvUU8joBb1Q

I like this one a lot too. Rain in general is nice. The fizzing sound is just like, brbrbrbr. That's some good feels shit. Certified fresh :agree:
https://youtu.be/f2_z0OM86Fw?t=74

Not a fan of talking. It's too creepy. I also never, ever just 'watch' these videos. Being that close to someone's face makes me feel like my space is being invaded, like those awful closeups of Jodie Foster in the Silence of the Lambs. The roleplay shit is especially weird. The only talking ASMR I can listen to is this girl, who I won't namedrop cuz muh SEO. She's good, and this is an earlier video with a serious sound quality problem, so this is on the production tier of something Amberlynn would be doing ... but it's good, because she's a mother fucking angel. Certified fresh :agree:
https://youtu.be/399laoizonc?t=306

The main thing is intent and the level of effort put into it. The first two are genuine audiophiles who use hundred dollar mics, headsets, and soundcards to produce the highest level of fidelity possible and to capture sounds which feel good to hear. The last girl is an army brat who has an army husband, and she heard once that ASMR was good for people with PTSD, so she took it up as a passing hobby to try and help vets. She almost quit because she got so many stalkers, but came back after a while and just put up with the shit because she enjoyed doing it and had so much positive feedback from not-creepers.

Amberlynn saw this stuff and said "I CAN DO THIS IT'S JUST CRINKLIN SHIT AND WHISPERING" without any thought or care about the actual art or craftsmanship involved because she's fat and I would not have sex with her.

Edit: Also the comments on this are fucking hysterical.

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I know ASMR is all about sound but god damn I cannot finish her ASMR videos due to her gorilla beetus hands being in such close proximity to the camera.
 
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Tbf to ALR the sound of candy wrappers crinkling is probably the singlemost orgasmic, tingling sensation she will ever hear.
 
You know those fat opera singers that became a theatrical stereotype? That’s what these folks think they are, a fat slob who thinks they have been gifted the voice of the great Orpheus.
I had an opera singer once explain why fat is good. It helps with singing somehow.

With amsr? Not so much.

I need background noise to get work done. If I listen to music I get too distracted by the music to do my shit. If I don't play anything, then the sounds of other people going about their day / .

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What about ambience?

What about visual amsr? I have trouble calming my over thinking mind down. I've found focusing on something (like a video of incense smoke) helps me sit still.
 
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