You and your autographed 8x10's

[Hyperion]

Having an object that Chris once possessed will make it much easier for this spell to work http://spellshelp.com/articles/love_magic/gay-love-spell/

A signed picture would probably double or triple the power of the spell, since the gay demons would know for sure who to look for.

 

[Doctor Duke]

Straight up: if y'all have never spent 20 bux on something dumber than this than you are better than me so respect

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I can't be the only one who thinks that this is hilariously brilliant.

There are so many wrestling moments that could be done. Undertaker crucifying Austin, fingerpoke of doom, Savage marrying Liz. It's a goldmine. I for one would love a Chris written version of the CM Punk pipebomb promo.

 

[Seahorses]

Straight up: if y'all have never spent 20 bux on something dumber than this than you are better than me so respect

20 dollars is like a month of Brazzers. You all are mad men.

 

[impossibility]

Huh, I didn't know he was taking $50 drawing commissions, that must have got buried in all the other posts and threads. I just knew about $200 ones.

Yeah, I'm looking forward to any hand-drawn originals y'all get.

 

[theCWCandtheDead]

Well Chris says he's shipped the photo, hopefully if doesn't take long to get here! (Australia)
And hope he hasn't fucked up the personalised message!

 

[EDFHemlock]

I'll watch from the sidelines since I did not order any of his junk (and probably will never do so).

 

[scxthursday]

There are so many wrestling moments that could be done. Undertaker crucifying Austin, fingerpoke of doom, Savage marrying Liz. It's a goldmine. I for one would love a Chris written version of the CM Punk pipebomb promo.

The pipe bomb from 2011 before the CM Punk V Cena match for the title at Money In The Bank? Or the one where Punk hit HHH with the microphone?

 

[CWCTime]

I asked for Clyde Cash and CWC shaking hands like Austin and McMahon at the end of Wrestlemania 17.

This was the photo I sent him as a reference.

Calling it now: that's going to get rejected because Men Should NEVER be Topless, and therefore the request is offensive. Either that or you get a drawing with a muscle bra to cover those dog-gone ugly pecs.

 

[A-Stump]

20 dollars is like a month of Brazzers. You all are mad men.

People still pay for porn? What in the fuck

 

[Seahorses]

There are so many wrestling moments that could be done. Undertaker crucifying Austin, fingerpoke of doom, Savage marrying Liz. It's a goldmine. I for one would love a Chris written version of the CM Punk pipebomb promo.

...or Triple H having sex with a dead body.

 

[Himawari]

Man, this is making me more seriously consider ordering a photo from Chris. But I'm pretty mysophobic and I absolutely do not want to touch anything that has ever been in physical contact with Chris... hmm...

 

[Silver]

I have a Christorian friend whose 16th birthday is in August... I'm deliberating, guys, what should I do?

 

[Trickie]

I have a Christorian friend whose 16th birthday is in August... I'm deliberating, guys, what should I do?

You need to stop what you're doing, close your eyes, and then ask yourself "what would GodBear do?"

Then you need to ask yourself if your friend would enjoy a piece of Christory. If you don't know, maybe there's a way you can find out?

 

[TrueandLoyalfan]

I have a Christorian friend whose 16th birthday is in August... I'm deliberating, guys, what should I do?

Easy, his name and the quote "keep on zappin' to the extreme!"

 

[Trickie]

Easy, his name and the quote "keep on zappin' to the extreme!"

Or if you wanted to give him/her night terrors, you could have him write the "I'll be in your dreams" quote with the kissy face and a wink.

 

[Shadow]

Here's a question. If Chris is taking personalized photos for people instead of using the same printouts, won't he be able to tell what he sent to who if he sees them here?

Better make sure he doesn't drop some dox if you gave him your actual addresses.

 

[OBAMATRON]

Here's a question. If Chris is taking personalized photos for people instead of using the same printouts, won't he be able to tell what he sent to who if he sees them here?

Better make sure he doesn't drop some dox if you gave him your actual addresses.

That's why I'm not posting mine.

 

[Some JERK]

That's why I'm not posting mine.

If Chris did that I'm sure his eBay days would be over. I have never really used eBay, but I don't think they'd tolerate sellers who share buyers home addresses on the internet.

EDIT: yeah yeah. I'm retarded. This is not news.

 

[Prowldent]

Two more Sonichu meets wrestling commissions have been ordered. One of them is an RVD collage with Sonichu designs on RVD's singlets, and another is the Shield's breakup but with Liquid Chris playing the role of Seth Rollins and Tomgirl CWC and Comic Chris playing the roles of Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose.