You and your autographed 8x10's

[TL 611]

They absolutely do to new sellers and to people with spotty reputation, here's the relevant FAQ linked.

Chris doesnt have a bad reputation on eBay - people were refusing to pay him. He consistently buys stuff off there and has not black marks against his account.

 

[Marvin]

Chris doesnt have a bad reputation on eBay - people were refusing to pay him. He consistently buys stuff off there and has not black marks against his account.

Yeah, this. Chris is a pretty good ebay seller, actually. (Well, over the years. Nowadays he probably doesn't sell that much.)

 

[Jaimas]

I said it in the other thread, I asked for him to personalize it with my name and an inspirational quote. I think it will be hilarious to say what he says, if he says anything. Besides that, a friend and I each commissioned hand-drawings, featuring Sonichu characters in iconic wrestling moments, because it sounds so fucking stupid that it should be funny. He asked for Mitch Sonichu and Colossal-chan staring each other down like Hulk Hogan and Andre the Giant at Wrestlemania 3. I asked for Clyde Cash and CWC shaking hands like Austin and McMahon at the end of Wrestlemania 17.

This was the photo I sent him as a reference.

I'll be sure to update the thread with scans of the things whenever I get them. The autograph has already been sent. No word on either of our commissions, but you can't rush greatness.

I can't be the only one who thinks that this is hilariously brilliant.

 

[Doctor Duke]

I can't be the only one who thinks that this is hilariously brilliant.

You're not.

ETA: Waiting for Hulk Hogan to weigh in on this.

ETAA: more so than usual that is

 

[IwegalBadnik]

The main thing I'm thinking about is what if someone decides to burn the 8x10s. It would just be plain ween.

It might be wise to make a deal with a purchaser to ensure the survival of at least one copy for Christorical purposes.

 

[OBAMATRON]

Here are my honest questions for those who bought a Chris autograph:

1. Does your mother know this is how her money is being spent?
2. May I please have some of your mom's money as well?

No on both counts.
Should I scan mine before or after I wipe my ass with it?

 

[Francine StripeCheer]

Here are my honest questions for those who bought a Chris autograph:

1. Does your mother know this is how her money is being spent?
2. May I please have some of your mom's money as well?

Your questions have been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvements. Thank you for your time and efforts.

 

[Ron_Swanson]

I won't pass any judgements 'cause CatPartay forbids it, but I want to know the ages of those buying autographs, and where is the money coming from.

 

[Mitsunari]

Whoa, can't wait to see what you guys have to show/tell us!

 

[CalmMyTits]

I can't be the only one who thinks that this is hilariously brilliant.

Me either, I can't wait to see these pictures

 

[MrTroll]

I bought an autographed Chris 8x10 for $5 from a seller in Hong Kong. Can I post that too?

 

[PraiseHelix]

If I got a autographed 8x10 from Chris, I would have wanted mine to say

"To Helix, keep zapping to the EXTREME. Love, Chris"

 

[Thetan]

I'm thinking about buying one and donating it to the Ramrod in Boston, for them to put in a place of honor on their celebrity photo wall. I'm sure these guys will really appreciate it.

 

[Burned Man]

I would want mine to be a series of random access humor

 

[Garmfield]

I would want to mine to secretly spell out the sentence "chris is a homo".
Y'know, because terrible ween behaviour.

 

[Trickie]

Well, since we've got a thread for talking about it and all, I'm one of the people who ordered a black and white hand drawn commission from him. Honestly, I would've preferred to pay something like $30 for it, but I was under budget last month, so I felt like I could justify paying $50 for my own little piece of Christory. I didn't know if I'd ever get the opportunity to do it again, after all, so... no ragrets!

Best thing about it is that I can frame it and hang it up on my wall and anyone looking at it will just think that it was drawn by a little kid I know, and I hung it up because it has sentimental value. I'm fucked if they ask how old the kid is, though.

 

[Burned Man]

Well, since we've got a thread for talking about it and all, I'm one of the people who ordered a black and white hand drawn commission from him. Honestly, I would've preferred to pay something like $30 for it, but I was under budget last month, so I felt like I could justify paying $50 for my own little piece of Christory. I didn't know if I'd ever get the opportunity to do it again, after all, so... no ragrets!

Best thing about it is that I can frame it and hang it up on my wall and anyone looking at it will just think that it was drawn by a little kid I know, and I hung it up because it has sentimental value. I'm fucked if they ask how old the kid is, though.

That is pretty hilarious but then you could say that he is autistic or something and some people will praise you for how you help the less fortunate

 

[Jaimas]

Actually Burned Man raises a good question. Could, hypothetically, a purchaser write this off as a charitable expense on their taxes?

 

[Metal_Heavy19]

I ordered one with a personal message to a family member that is soon to become a admired professional....just because I've blown $20 on alot worse and I like Chris.

 

[MrTroll]

Best thing about it is that I can frame it and hang it up on my wall and anyone looking at it will just think that it was drawn by a little kid I know, and I hung it up because it has sentimental value. I'm fucked if they ask how old the kid is, though.

Just answer honestly: about 10 years old.