Sonichu 11/4 Patreon - Ponychu 12-9 Pg. 7-12

[LadyMayhem]

Tubular!

But seriously... what the fuck did I just read? Again, I have only passing familiarity with MLP so someone explain it to me slowly, like I'm eight years old. All I got is that this is some sort of weird lesbian wish fulfillment on Chris' part where his fictional pony counterpart meets his fictional CWCkville counterpart then meets another fictional pony counterpart (his old pony OC?), touches her was, and... something? Freud would have a fucking field day with this shit. It's almost like a more incoherent version of the story where he impregnated his fantasy self...

Also kudos to Chris for mentioning Changelings, even if he misspelled it. Did he get it from folklore, RPGs, New Age mumbo jumbo or some sort of media I'm not hip with because I don't see him hitting up the library. God... He's going to become one of those fat middle aged bag ladies obsessed with faeries isn't he? On the other hand, some people have proposed that Changelings may have been a folkloric explanation for children with autism so he may indeed be one...

Edit: Removed cause someone else explained it better while I was posting.

Changelings are a character from MLP. They change into other creatures and gain power from being loved. This is their natural state:

 

[Observatory]

This has to be my favorite two panels, as I was looking at it for almost a solid minute until I saw there was text underneath the second one. For a moment it looked like they were just awkwardly standing there, staring at each other for no reason. Like some sort of autistic mindfart (though that is what this comic is)

I still love how Chris is capable of making MLP ponies look so extremely ugly. Despite not watching the show, I still can say that their designs are usually cute and appealing. Night star just radiates uncomfortablness and ugliness.

 

[SoneeBoi]

 

[HomeAloneTwo]

So Chris is now Zordon too. Im pretty sure that picture was taken on a gameboy camera.

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

FFS Chris... this is the best you can do? Look at this hideous profile. Are they pointing with their middle fingers?

 

[Mogambo]

So My Little Pony has a few movies where the ponies are these weird coloured humans - it's a spin off story and takes place in all an alternate universe.
Chris saw this stuff first and really wanted to be in this universe,

Typical autism, really though. Chris gloms onto what he sees first, so for him MLP will always be about the weird pony human abominations.

so he brought a doll from Toys R Us and painted yellow and blue, proclaiming this was his alter-ego.

Spoiler: Image of the figure

the one on the left

He carried this little doll around everywhere.

Thats... pretty creepy tbh. I mean it's still not as weird as running around in public with that damned horn on his head, but still pretty darn bizarre.

So unless you are a Christorian that knows small details about chris's life, then you won't have any clue what is going on.

Chris does that a lot. He has a very elaborate and complex "head canon" that he never sets down on paper anywhere, yet he kind of expects people to just know it.

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So it is more pony crap. God I hope this phase ends soon. I love the fact that the villains just want to be loved... I mean, fuck, that's actually a pretty depressing concept. They're kind of like Chris wandering through Equestria unwanted and unloved.

I'm still going with the theory Chris is some sort of autistic faerie child that was traded for a human baby though, because that explains a lot.

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So Chris is now Zordon too. Im pretty sure that picture was taken on a gameboy camera.

You win the internet for that reference my good sir!

 

[Silver Octopus]

So Night Star is an OC so overpowered, she can:

• Transform from pony, to human, to pony-sonichu thing.
• Travel at superspeed and shoot lighting bolts when they are in the pony-sonichu form.
• Predict the future.
• Travel between dimension.
• Land anywhere in their chosen dimension, thus practically having the ability to teleport.
• Transform other beings into clones of herself.

This whole comic is going to be nothing but conflict-less, masturbatory, garbage...

so pretty much what I've come to expect from Chris...

 

[jc17]

... Christ, the art work is bad like always... But I think it's the damned writing that makes it feel like ripping out your finger nails to get through.
"Bird is da word. Now, what is up from da herd?" Why is this shit so painful to read?

 

[SoneeBoi]

So Night Star is an OC so overpowered, she can:

• Transform from pony, to human, to pony-sonichu thing.
• Travel at superspeed and shoot lighting bolts when they are in the pony-sonichu form.
• Predict the future.
• Travel between dimension.
• Land anywhere in their chosen dimension, thus practically having the ability to teleport.
• Transform other beings into clones of herself.

This whole comic is going to be nothing but conflict-less, masturbatory, garbage...

so pretty much what I've come to expect from Chris...

Comic Chris has every single super power anyone could ever dream of and yet he can't seem to cure his autism.

 

[Rupin]

I am so fucking confused right now...

 

[Another Fellow]

That whole thing confused me. There are so many Chris puppets in this comic now that I can't keep them straight.

We've had regular Chris, female Chris, Sonichu, Chris-Chan Sonichu, Reginald Sneasel, Night Star, and the yellow-and-blue one Chris carried around everywhere.

By my count, seven different manifestations of Chris in this comic. And none of them will accomplish anything useful.

maximum

 

[Jetstream Sam]

I am so fucking confused right now...

You need to inhale more autism, bro. It helps understand the shit plot.

 

[jurassic bark]

A middle-aged man drew this instead of taking his blood pressure pills.

 

[Kosher Dill]

The KCWC building looks like some sort of supervillain HQ, or something out of Moonside

There's a lot to be disturbed by in this batch of art, but I think the puckered lips - on a horse - take the cake for me. Brrrrr...

 

[idosometimes]

Those binaural beats videos must be working. I don't have a third eye or psychic link and I cannot follow any of this.

Sonichu would be much better if everything Chris likes did not have to exist in the same universe and also if every character was not based on him.

 

[Wraith]

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Now that's a complete utter asspull If I ever saw one. Also, I'd like to pick a nit. Where the fuck do her clothes come from when she transforms into a human? Are those clothes permanent or something and a part of their biology?

Well, probably like the real Chris, they most likely wear them for extended periods of time and just kind of melt into the surface.

Wait a fucking second...so if I understand Chris's bullshit, there's two night stars?? One in cwcville, and one that resides in canterlot or whatever?? Or is there actually three nightstars, with the 3rd one residing in Equestria?? I have a feeling that earth Chris will end up transforming into nightstars as well, then there will be 4. What the fuck is going on in the final page???

Well since Chris will never reproduce sexually, like the seaweed-Ditto he is, inserts just start multiplying asexually.

The KCWC building looks like some sort of supervillain HQ, or something out of Moonside

There's a lot to be disturbed by in this batch of art, but I think the puckered lips - on a horse - take the cake for me. Brrrrr...

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Caption for that pic if it was larger: - Suck you off for a pony dollar?

 

[Mogambo]

Comic Chris has every single super power anyone could ever dream of and yet he can't seem to cure his autism.

Or his homosexuality...

 

[Bandit Keith]

My thoughts on these pages:

Why did Night Star turn into a person? Cwcville is full of talking animals, why not just stay a pony?

Every word Jamsta says makes me hate him more and more.

Lolisa continues to be a soulless husk with no personality. Someone please put this poor beast out of her misery.

Why did that yellow girl turn pink? If Chris had just let her stay yellow, this would be easier to follow. (Well, as easy as keeping track of this autistic shitstorm ever is.)

 

[Dane]

god I fucking love this third eye nonsense.

 

[Another Fellow]

soulless husk with no personality.

Isn't this every Sonichu character though?