Patreon 10/28 - Night Star Rosechu

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This is why you never make Chimera, Chris.
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If this abomination is such hot shit then let's see it pick up a tea cup. Or do anything else that requires opposable thumbs, like use a video game controller.

Chris keeps out-doing himself with all the freaky, asinine shit he keeps coming out with. It used to be I would say something like "This is the most Autistic thing I've ever seen!" or "This is it. He's hit rock bottom. There's no way Chris could get worse than this.", but I've had to give it up because Chris has apparently found a stockpile of dynamite and is blasting his way lower.

Honestly though, this Autistic Franken-pony is a whole new monstrous low for Chris. It wouldn't even be worth it to put it down and render it's corpse into glue. It should be pushed into that flaming "Door to Hell" gas pit the Soviets accidentally created in Turkmenistan or sealed in a bank vault and dropped into the Mariana Trench to spare the human race contamination from Autism of this magnitude.

And with all the talk of communicating with his characters, psychic links to their world's, and having special powers, I think it's honestly time we start analyzing the possibility that Chris has some form of Schizophrenia. This goes beyond simple Autism.
 
So you throw a horse, a hedgehog, an electric mouse and Chris in drag into a blender and you get a pink stegosaurus? Seems oddly appropriate.
 
UselessRubberKeyboard dijo:
Why does he draw all his characters with their tongues hanging out (or massive red niggo lips)? Is it some sort of nod to a particular anime style, or just :autism:? The eyes are always weird enough, but how can someone draw the same characters for so long and still not be able to draw a mouth?
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I think he's going for the cartoony mouth side-view with the tongue visible, but the proportions end up being overblown in the classic Chris fashion
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I still can't even ... no. A horse cannot "run" on its hind legs, and like I said, rearing is an incredibly dangerous habit and the second this happens you employ a piece of tack called a "tie down" (pro tip: you see these all the time on carriage horses. If a horse cannot throw its head up vertically-- nose pointed to sky -- it cannot rear. They are dumber than rocks.) Is this equine "Mexican food" nonsense from the show, or is it him? "Hay burrito and tacos?!" You can kill one with two handfuls of oleander! Horses actually love beer (not kidding) and I knew one who would get butt hurt at you, but you could make up with him with a bucket full of Hawaiian Punch (you can actually see him in "Caddyshack II", he was the last horse I owned) like many fast quadrupeds, horses are a prey animal (wide field of vision, non-binocular, designed to 'shit themselves' and run away -- this is why horse racing works). Night Sue is the reason why you keep a ten pound sledge hammer in the barn.

(Rate and/or art away ... mommy may have run off the drink train tonight. Sorry)

https://youtu.be/cUfRusECsrs (Here's my last boy ... his name was Clyde, even though he was a shire, he had to be trained to blast through the wall and then refuse the hedge jump. And yes, This was Hawaiian Punch boy. I miss him everyday. He did not have a gas problem ... we still called him 'Dog Food')
 
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I don't really get the whole pony on hind legs thing either. Is this something that happens in the cartoon a lot? I think that it boils down to Chris being more comfortable drawing characters in a bipedal, humanesque form from doing the Sonichu comic and it's probably difficult to switch to ponies.
Rayleigh dijo:
...if this psychic flying shit goes any further fatty just might try something stupid, given the right mixture of abused meds and fractured mental state.
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You mean like cutting his taint open to release the vagina within?
 
CwChalk dijo:
So, I guess he still likes Sonic. I know he's never been creative, but even with a whole new setting to toy with, hes still tunnel-visioned enough to mash a hedgehog with a pony. That's not getting into psychic trans-magical electric pokemans stuff.
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Yeah, I'm actually surprised he remembers Sanic, but really he's just mashing MLP crap into his existing Pokemon/Sonic setting so yeah. Autism. And that pretty much covers everything. Why does he always draw characters in the same pose? Why is his pony character bipedal when all the other ponies are quadrupeds? Why do his chus always have the same tails? Autism. Once Chris gets into the habit of doing something, he can't help but doing it the same way, over and over, ad nuseaum.

Actually, on the subject of Sonichu tails and tranny crap, I can't help but wonder if Chris thinks having a tranny character somehow makes them more true and honest than a biological woman. After all, he was convinced he was special and unique because he was BORN Christopher Weston Chandler, but thanks to the Godbear, changed it to Christian Weston Chandler. Just like he thinks he wasn't born with autism but gained it from an abusive babysitter, and developed heterochromia from catching pink eye. It's part of his canonical backstory at this point. I'm relatively certain we'll see his pony self-insert evolve from a "regular" unicorn to the most special and bestest pony in Euqestria because :autism:.

Addendum: Is Chris' pony doing that stupid fucking Naruto run? Fucking a, of course he'd pick up on that too because just like Sonic, every autistic kid seems to like that cartoon too. Seriously, what is it? The bright colours? The fast movements? There's gotta be something there.
 
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The Dude dijo:
If this abomination is such hot shit then let's see it pick up a tea cup. Or do anything else that requires opposable thumbs, like use a video game controller.
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You know, everyone sure keeps criticizing this one aspect, of how the hell Night Shit can use arms like that, but this trope is not exclusive to Chris, and has been around in cartoons for decades.

Facebook memes keep showing and pointing out the Powerpuff Girls doing things like using chopsticks besides having only nubs for hands.

And many, many cartoons often feature the characters with just four fingers.

As for the thing with Night Shart standing on its hind legs, yes, that is much more stupid, and seems to just be Chris indicating to us that Night Starfruit is absolutely perfect.

But the dumbest thing of all is how Chris is seeming to get the inspiration for this whole character story. NS keeps "sending him" images, beyond the inter-dimensions. Third eye powers, I guess.
 
I know some countries consider horse meat a delicacy, but somehow I'm positive Night Shart would taste disgusting and likely give someone the Hershey Squirts if eaten.
 
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