Patreon 10/28 - Night Star Rosechu

[Optimus Prime]

It's wearing a white Sonichu medalion.

The self-projection of Chris onto this bullshit character - this is pretty much now his idealized super hedgehog form - by giving her powers that don't involve magic-through-the-horn and the ability to run mach speeds on her rear legs (which for any biped without extraordinary powers like Fastpass, Sonic or The Flash would obliterate them from sheer air resistance) and a magical girl transforming catch phrase - is mind boggling.

 

[JULAY]

35 years old.

 

[Zarkov]

There's just no limit to the amount of torment that Chris will visit upon his hapless creations.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Why does he draw all his characters with their tongues hanging out (or massive red niggo lips)? Is it some sort of nod to a particular anime style, or just :autism:? The eyes are always weird enough, but how can someone draw the same characters for so long and still not be able to draw a mouth?

Someone should make a Sonichu/Ponychu clip in fancy 3-d animation, but true to Chris' drawings. The resulting massive-headed, odd-limbed, square-eyed, tongue-lolling freaks would put most horror films to shame.

 

[ZehnBoat]

How to properly deal with a Night Star Rosechu;
Step 1:

Step 2: Shoot it.

i don't think we need to bring @AnOminous into this situation.

 

[AnOminous]

This may be the most autistic overpowered Mary Sue monstrosity ever created. It's worse than chakats.

Next he commissions porn of it.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Fighter of the day star
Champion of the moon
You're a master of autism
And tard rage
For every troon

 

[NinFreakLan]

This is the SSJ3 of autism.

"AND THIS IS TO GET EVEN FURTHER BEYOND AUTISM! *screeches for a decade*"

 

[Deadpool]

Kiwi farms: sonichu couldn't possibly get any dumber or more autistic
Chris: hold my beer.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

It's wearing a white Sonichu medalion.

I think it's supposed to be a sort of bald spot shaped like a medallion.

Why does he draw all his characters with their tongues hanging out [...]?

Chris could've been trying to draw the mouth one way, messed up, and then drew over it like nothing happened. Stuff like that happens a lot in CWCish art.

 

[Molo]

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

 

[Bandit Keith]

I've always found the humor in pretty much anything Chris draws, but this thing looks legitimately gross.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

This may be the most autistic overpowered Mary Sue monstrosity ever created. It's worse than chakats.

This autist likes to differ:
https://dakari-king-mykan.deviantart.com/art/MBPSFM-Grand-Ruler-Celesto-Che-les-tow-500925853

 

[MMX]

Spoiler: CWCS writing process

Nightstar may have all the powers but that will never balance out even a touch of the tism

 

[asperhes]

Drawing this picture will undoubtedly solve all of Chris's problems.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Kiwi farms: sonichu couldn't possibly get any dumber or more autistic
Chris: hold my fanta.

Fixed that for you.

 

[___-]

POKEMON
SONIC
MY LITTLE PONY
BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM AUTISM INCARNATE

 

[MMX]

petrify
verb
change (organic matter) into a stony substance by encrusting or replacing it with a calcareous, siliceous, or other mineral deposit.

Pretty apt description of ole seaweed head

 

[Pony Horn]

Edit: Boring Chris is boring. He needs to make this even cuter until it dies in it's own autisticly saccharine sweetness.

 

[Rayleigh]

Are we not going to discuss the caption "She revealed her power-up to me!"?
Whilst we know Chris believes Night Star is totally real and that he can converse with his fictional characters and that he believes in all these revelations (see: GodJesus). The mention of psychic powers and these 'revelations' are getting alarmingly more common. Chris' grasp of reality is really draining, if he believed he could and attempted to perform curses ten years ago, if this psychic flying shit goes any further fatty just might try something stupid, given the right mixture of abused meds and fractured mental state.

Also surprised no-one has tried to troll him by saying they listen to binaural beats too and they visit CWCville psychically and rape Rosechu or something equally ween-like.