Culture Heroic Villagers Defeat Vampire Menace

Bands of vampire hunters in Malawi have run into resistance after locating and eradicating vampiric infiltrators in their communities.

Police in the south-east African state of Malawi say they have arrested 140 members of lynch mobs who attacked people suspected of being vampires.

At least eight people are believed to have been killed, including two men on Thursday in the second city, Blantyre.

One was set on fire and the other stoned, according to police.

Two others were arrested for threatening to suck people's blood but police say they have no medical reports of any actual bloodsucking.

Vigilante killings started on 16 September when three people suspected of being blood suckers were killed by a mob.

Traditional leaders in southern Malawi believe the vampire rumours started across the border in Mozambique where rumours of blood sucking have led to violence this week.

In Mozambique, protesters have targeted police because they believe they are protecting the supposed vampires, leading a northern town's administrator to flee the city.

The villagers in these areas believe human blood sucking is a ritual practised by some to become rich. They also believe they are failing to catch the blood suckers because they use magical powers.

If these communities believe in "mysterious magical explanations for things, then people will tend to attribute their difficulty on what they call blood suckers," Dr Chioza Bandawe, a clinical psychologist at the University of Malawi, said.

For some that represents "the life of the hope being sucked out of them," he said.
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Don't worry, the President will deal with the Vampires
https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-m...ires-witchcraft-after-lynchings-idUKKBN1CI25Z
Malawi President Peter Mutharika on Friday warned suspected vampires to stop terrorising people
I wonder what could be causing it
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I know they're more backwards in Africa much of the time. But it still amazes me that they believe in things that most people stop believing in elsewhere when they get to an age where Halloween no longer scares them.

If someone tries to suck your blood chances are they are crazy. But still 100% human. I thought it was exceptional when edgy teen girls and weird moms were fantasizing about Edward Sparklepire. But this is different because real people have died because some superstitious backwards cultured Africans think there are real vampires and the police are in on the conspiracy.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=C9SiRNibD14
Replace ALL Western Science with an African Science perspective and decolonise your mind today! Vampires be gone!

Fuck and soft touches want these people in their countries. Good luck.

Oh dear lord...*sigh*

Let's restart science from the beginning. Throw out everything we have discovered and just say it's all witches and vampires. It's so much easier that way. This is all just because so many scientific discoveries were made by the white devil. But there are African scientists who also follow our evil colonization science and come to the same conclusions we do. You can't have scientists from other countries working together where one thinks that diseases are made of bad spirits and the other knows they come from germs and viruses.Science has to have uniformed principles and it can't be subject to supernatural debate.

This bitch's understanding of Newton and the apple is so erroneous. Gravity wasn't discovered out of nowhere. The story of the apple is widely considered to be anecdotal. It certainly didn't start with Newton and an apple. Such theories were around for a long time before that.

Just because you don't like whitey and his science doesn't mean you can make up your own theories based purely on culturally sensitive feefees and have them be accurate scientific principles. But if you want to keep living in the stone age go ahead.:lol:
Just don't bring that here and have colleges and universities start teaching some gimped form of science based on how many ghosts and witches you need to cause a hurricane or infect someone with AIDS. Although if it happens I won't be surprised at all. Not in the current year.

Anyway, glad I'm not stuck in a place like Malawi. Madonna's kids are pretty lucky to be out of that backwards toilet.
 
If he has gold inside his head when you crack it open, he was a vampire.

If he doesn't, then he was a clever vampire who hid it before you killed him.

Torture the location of the stash out of another vampire, and if he won't give up his fellow vampire's secret, you know what to do.

That's jews, not vampires. They only suck the metaphorical blood out of you.

Everyone knows to find vampires, you have to use the very scientific and legitimate study of phrenology.

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Look at the slant on his #23 section. Obvious Vampire.
 
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Seriously, this has to be one of the most weird things I've ever heard coming from Africa. Not the lynching people part, of course; I'm talking about the vampire psychosis.
 
I hope the Police deal with these vampires like how other African nations deal with Tokoloshes. They are nasty looking teddy bears that come out from under your bed and then rape you and if you tell anyone you were raped it's gonna rape you some more.
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They're crimes are most heinous.
http://www.politicsweb.co.za/iservice/tokoloshe-made-me-a-sex-slave--daily-sun
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The only way to stop them is to sleep with cement blocks under your bed.
 
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