DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[OneDaySon]

I never get DSP's excuse for "no time" especially since KO Gaming is abandoned, and yet he didn't resume his old streaming hours (If you remember he cut his streaming hours to focus on KO Gaming)

24 hours in a day. He sleeps at 12 usually, wakes up at 10. That's 10 hours. 5 hours streaming, that's 15 hours. Like up to an hour combined for any streams of him doing his dear diary shit on prestream, 16 hours. And hour uploading, playlists, advertising on twitter etc. this is usually when he forums as it uploads. 17 hours.

Then comes the optional stuff - Usually he'll do up to an hour for vlogs since he rambles. So lets say an hour, that's usually what? DSP Tries it once a week then week in preview?
He'll go shopping once a month. Usually an hour.
Then he does like 15 minutes of chores once a week before he gets exhausted and gives up. So that's 19 hours and 15 minutes maximum he's doing in a day.

So what's he doing with the rest of his time that he "doesn't have?"

 

[JackDavis]

So what's he doing with the rest of his time that he "doesn't have?"

You must be new. He watches seasons and seasons of TV. He watched so much Amazon Video that he ran out of things to watch and pretended a viewer bought him a Netflix giftcard. So now he is rapidly going through that library. Oh and he also has WWE Network.

 

[Rare Drop]

So what's he doing with the rest of his time that he "doesn't have?"

Trying to look smart on Twitter, messing with wrestling/Netflix, 'scratching his leg'. Possible inebriation during those times.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Why does Phil even use Twitter all he does is catch sass on "dem haters" like a fourteen year old schoolgirl who just learned the word "ignorant" and uses it 1000 times to seem smart.

Phil on twitter: "You're an ignorant MORON!" *gets done typing then goes back to playing Spyro poorly for little boys and a pedophile on stream.*

You really think there is only one pedophile hanging around his stream?

“i'm assuming it'll be a crazy grinding search for the legendary level orcs at the end of the game to actually finish the fortress takeovers.”

The Shadow Wars endgame consists 20 Sieges where you'll be tasked with defending your fortresses against invaders multiple times, with each invading force being tougher than the last. This will require you to recruit Armies of a comparable level and upgrade your fortresses

The sieges are split into 10 stages, and in each stage you'll be tasked with defending specific fortresses:

1. Cirith Ungol
2. Núrnen
3. Seregost
4. Gorgoroth
5. Cirith Ungol and Núrnen
6. Seregost and Gorgoroth
7. Núrnen and Seregost
8. Núrnen, Cirith Ungol, and Gorgoroth
9. Cirith Ungol, Seregost, and Gorgoroth
10. All four.

This reminds me of Far Cry Primal when he found out you had to do some grinding for the real ending. There is no way he is going to do this, especially with how low his "participation" has been.

 

[James Smith]

24 hours in a day. He sleeps at 12 usually, wakes up at 10. That's 10 hours. 5 hours streaming, that's 15 hours. Like up to an hour combined for any streams of him doing his dear diary shit on prestream, 16 hours. And hour uploading, playlists, advertising on twitter etc. this is usually when he forums as it uploads. 17 hours.

Then comes the optional stuff - Usually he'll do up to an hour for vlogs since he rambles. So lets say an hour, that's usually what? DSP Tries it once a week then week in preview?
He'll go shopping once a month. Usually an hour.
Then he does like 15 minutes of chores once a week before he gets exhausted and gives up. So that's 19 hours and 15 minutes maximum he's doing in a day.

So what's he doing with the rest of his time that he "doesn't have?"

Better: He goes to bed beyond 4 AM and rolls out of bed around noon. If he got up at 10 he'd stream at 11:30 like he used to. He's also most certainly be on his forums and Twitter.

The guy streams for almost EXACTLY 40 hours a week. Remove the 80 minutes or so a day he spends not even at his computer on breaks or pre-prestream and it drops to about 30 hours. He claims to spend about 2 hours doing YouTube uploads each day. So actual time he's unable to do anything else is about 44 hours a week. People who work 40 hours a week spend more time not able to do what they want than he does because they commute.

No kids, no pets, no obligations to sports teams/schools/employers/friends/family. But he has NO FREE TIME DOOD.

 

[Christopher Alyre Fleming]

NO FREE TIME DOOD.

Cause he needs to unwind by spending 5+ hours daily in front of the tv.

 

[The Ancestor]

I've largely ignored it because of the Lootbox fiasco. It reminds me a bit of Mount and Blade.

Not to go too off topic but what do you mean by Mount and Blade and lootboxes?

 

[JamFlowMan]

Under 500 for his midnight premier of Evil Within 2. What is the point if you only attract your regulars who would have shown up tomorrow anyway.

 

[Meta Junglira]

Not to go too off topic but what do you mean by Mount and Blade and lootboxes?

Nothing of the sort.

I meant more like you have to withstand sieges like in Mount and Blade. Something I greatly enjoy.

 

[tamagoutchi]

How is Amityville able to breathe when he's constantly sucking Phil's cock like this?

Spoiler

 

[JamFlowMan]

https://twitter.com/PhilTweetsStuff/status/918720727116689408
Phil is so impressed how different Evil Within 2 is. It is open world, has optional missions, and dialogue trees. Holy shit what impressive original concepts that have not been seen in almost every game for the past decade.

Is he just going to blow every game that comes out the rest of the year to try to get more paypigs? The only people that follow him are people who really love him or really love laughing at him, the rest either know him as the guy who jacked off or don't even know he exists.

 

[Froggy_Not_So_Fresh]

https://twitter.com/PhilTweetsStuff/status/918720727116689408

Haven't seen this twitter account before. Is it just a mirror of Phil's tweets?

 

[KingjadVCMP]

Haven't seen this twitter account before. Is it just a mirror of Phil's tweets?

Correct, most are blocked by Phil so that tweets out everything he tweets.

 

[PieceofShet]

Wait what? Is it open world? I didnt know, cause I stopped playing the first one after an hour.

 

[BrunoMattei]

 

[PL 879]

A high-ranking member on Phil's tumbleweed forums is actively encouraging DSP fans to "take down" detractor videos and report Twitter accounts.

 

[Dragoonism]

LastRambo logic: if Phil does something you don't like, keep your mouth shut. Similarly, if LastRambo is having a discussion with someone & you don't like it, keep your mouth shut. Even if the thing they're discussing is you.

That's not how the world works.

Standard logic among his hardcore fans, all 4 of them!

A high-ranking member on Phil's tumbleweed forums is actively encouraging DSP fans to "take down" detractor videos and report Twitter accounts.
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Only way LittleRambo can act like a big guy, as long as he pay Phil money for it that is!

 

[I'mPushingButtons]

Does Phil know how to swim?

Asking for a friend.

 

[Collections Agent]

DSP Criticism Reply Generator 2017

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Block them to prevent them from defending their criticisms


Literally 95% of his Twitter activity.

 

[neger psykolog]

Does Phil know how to swim?

Asking for a friend.

Let me guess... Bugged breathing mechanics?