💼 Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I wouldn't be surprised if he used a CPAP machine every night, and he's just looking for reasons to be angry.
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Boy, it sure would be a shame if Bob sperged out hard about this to the point where he lost his job again...
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EDIT: Well, call me Nostra-fucking-damus:
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He’s still sperging about this, btw.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

I think Bob is being stupid here, again. He probably would receive money for those videos, except they're at least 2 years old and get zero traffic, thus he makes no money off of them.

Otherwise, he signed the shittiest contract in the world ... which isn't beyond the realm of possibility.

I think it's the a shitty contract. If I remember correctly he has talked about remaking some of his old videos because he is not allowed to repost them because Escapist owns the rights to them.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

With spergy faggots plentiful on each side, this ComicsGate thing should really happen. Just imagine how many pedos and rapists would be exposed this go-round.

 

[Lackadaisy]

With spergy faggots plentiful on each side, this ComicsGate thing should really happen. Just imagine how many pedos and rapists would be exposed this go-round.

The salt must flow.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Boy, it sure would be a shame if Bob sperged out hard about this to the point where he lost his job again...
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Bob is still unaware that Marvel Studios has been a different company for 2 (nearly 3) years now. The only big thing you can say Marvel Entertainment gets money from since their comics are currently trash are t-shirts, wallpapers, and maybe a cut from Marvel vs Capcom: Infinite (lol). It also says something when a good chunk of their critics unhappy with the current status quo have audiences that outnumber their sales and even the shops are annoyed.

As for the rest of his sperging, I like how his new thing is arguing that the Weimar Republic was great instead of a shitty period that lead up to Hitler's regime. He doesn't get how that's not a good thing to compare his ideals to. It doesn't make sense unless he has some kind of fetish for a "Hitler" to come along and buttfuck him while screaming about him being a weak failure.

 

[Mola Ram]

Remember, He considers Boston to be smarter and more rational than the rest of the country.

tbf I have a hard time finding fault with any municipality for putting up a Leif Ericsson statue for any reason whatsoever.

EDIT: Also, I've just realized that the main reason I've popped in here more seldom of late (apart from meatspace obligations) (and as if any of you care) is because I don't have the faintest frigging idea what "Cuphead" is, other than an apparently difficult video game, which officially makes his unending freakout over it the most autistic thing I've seen Bob do.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

tbf I have a hard time finding fault with any municipality for putting up a Leif Ericsson statue for any reason whatsoever.

EDIT: Also, I've just realized that the main reason I've popped in here more seldom of late (apart from meatspace obligations) (and as if any of you care) is because I don't have the faintest frigging idea what "Cuphead" is, other than an apparently difficult video game, which officially makes his unending freakout over it the most autistic thing I've seen Bob do.

The statue makes Erikson look like an Alexander of Macedon drag queen, complete with tit armor.

 

[Mola Ram]

The statue makes Erikson look like an Alexander of Macedon drag queen, complete with tit armor.

After such a ... vivid description, I just had to check this thing out.

Spoiler: OH FUCK YOU BOSTON

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Haha he looks like he's lisping "Oooh what's over there?" before directing his men to aim for the land populated by sexy shirtless red men

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

After such a ... vivid description, I just had to check this thing out.

Spoiler: OH FUCK YOU BOSTON

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That is the least Viking-looking Viking I’ve ever seen. A statue of this would have been better.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

After such a ... vivid description, I just had to check this thing out.

Spoiler: OH FUCK YOU BOSTON

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I mean, we all know where that horn is going.

 

[Flexo]

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You know Bob.... "abstract/non-traditional styles" are not a plus when trying to tell a STORY. Maybe if you're fucking joke of a series was a little more coherent and less "abstract" you'd have more attention from fans than haters laughing at your inability to string two sentences together without coming off as either an idiot or an asshole!

After such a ... vivid description, I just had to check this thing out.

Someone messed up, that's clearly Legolas Erikson.

 

[Water-T]

With spergy faggots plentiful on each side, this ComicsGate thing should really happen. Just imagine how many pedos and rapists would be exposed this go-round.

Or how many "woke" male feminist allies will exposed as pussy grabbers.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

On the plus side, maybe now Bob’s side will stfu about GamerGate now that there’s a new thing to REEEE at.

And yes, I know. Optimistic.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Anyone here who's a big enough history sperg that can try to explain Bob's new love of the Weimar Republic? I'm confused on how you can make a favorable comparison of today to Germany during that period outside his "Did you know HITLER also used to complain about art being shit". He's directly saying that now is a period that's liked by no one and will fall apart at the slightest breeze.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Or how many "woke" male feminist allies will exposed as pussy grabbers.

Or how many spergs from both sides just get accused of being pedos, rapists or pussy grabbers. Reddit meltdowns, people fired, HuffPo needing to add more fainting couches, Trump as Grand Wizard of Funny Books. This really needs to happen.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Oh wow, can't wait for the East and West Coasts to deal with overpopulation and a narrower job market just so Bob will stop bitching every day.

 

[Mola Ram]

Someone messed up, that's clearly Legolas Erikson.

Legolas was never that gay. No, not even the Anthony Daniels one.

Oh wow, can't wait for the East and West Coasts to deal with overpopulation and a narrower job market just so Bob will stop bitching every day.

I feel kinda bad for singling Bob out for this, because he's far from the only leftoid to believe this, and I'm sure there are probably a good number of people on this forum who sympathize with the position, but "shutter the fossil fuel industry" is so fucking stupid, delusional, and laughably out of touch with how the modern world operates and will continue to operate most likely for decades that it makes me want to punch something whenever I hear it.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Anyone here who's a big enough history sperg that can try to explain Bob's new love of the Weimar Republic? I'm confused on how you can make a favorable comparison of today to Germany during that period outside his "Did you know HITLER also used to complain about art being shit". He's directly saying that now is a period that's liked by no one and will fall apart at the slightest breeze.

My guess is that Bob is just trying to sound smart through historical references. Except he doesn't know shit and it makes no sense.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Legolas was never that gay. No, not even the Anthony Daniels one.

Chicano Aragorn was a way weirder move than homo Legolas though