Lovequest October 5th Content Guide

[ZE 021]

A bottomless curse, a bottomless sea
From our favorite Autist to the Farms of Kiwi...

Doubly appropriate considering his mom used to be a giant leviathan and now she's just a rotting corpse.

 

[cumrobbery]

"NOW YOU LISTEN HERE, YOUNG MAN!"

 

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

Ehhhh, I don't know. Long con troll of 3 years, just for this? It's been a good day, but this wasn't the liquid chris saga or anything as remotely entertaining as that.

The Liquid Saga is literally the most overrated saga in Christory. Like, if you found anything about it entertaining you're brutally, hilariously wrong. You probably enjoy keys being dangled in your face if you like the quality from Liquid.

 

[HickoryDickory]

Chris looked like he was reading another script off camera. This doesn't feel really true and honest.

 

[Marvin]

In all fairness I don't know which is more depraved. The fact that Chris still thinks Jessica is legit and has tried to get her to take him back, or that this was a 3 year long-con?

This wasn't a 3 year long con.

She came up with this in the past month or so.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

"NOW YOU LISTEN HERE, YOUNG MAN!"

Do. You. Realize?

 

[Eggplant]

This wasn't a 3 year long con.

She came up with this in the past month or so.

How the hell do you know so much, Marvin?

 

[Quijibo69]

How the hell do you know so much, Marvin?

He was Jess the whole time! DUN DUN DUN!

 

[Naaaaiiive]

So, why can't he just call her? Did he seriously only talk to her through a facebook account?

 

[Eggplant]

So, why can't he just call her? Did he seriously only talk to her through a facebook account?

I would assume so.

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

Chris looked like he was reading another script off camera. This doesn't feel really true and honest.

Chris is shit at acting. Remember when he tried to impersonate liquid? If it's only a little bit convincing then it's probably real.

 

[Commiechu]

Ahh, what a day!

 

[crash]

...is he having a stroke in his video directed at us?

 

[LikeicareKF]

Watch the recent chris videos again

Hes struggling not to crack up laughing the entire time

Niggas been stringing you all along for 10 years just to keep up enough attention to get money for video games

Hes probably been in on everything the entire time

 

[Prick Baxter]

good shit op

 

[Positron]

You overestimate his intelligence. Immensely.

 

[A Hot Potato]

Watch the recent chris videos again

Hes struggling not to crack up laughing the entire time

Niggas been stringing you all along for 10 years just to keep up enough attention to get money for video games

Hes probably been in on everything the entire time

Have you ever been funny?

 

[Flareon]

He's straight up retarded dude you can't be serious

 

[A Hot Potato]

Even if this is bait, it's so low energy.

 

[Silver Octopus]

All this time we thought it was Jessica pulling a long con on Chris, but really it was Chris pulling a long con on us all along??!!