It's the (current year) and people are still musing the possibility that this might be 'genuine.' There's not enough optimistic ratings in the forum for this.
I'm just curious who is the target of the trolling... CWC or us.
The way I see it there's four possibilities:
1) This is intended to troll the community rather than Chris. Probably not Chris' idea since if he were to make a fake girlfriend it'd be named Enihtsirhcs and we'd notice it immediately, but it's entirely possible some girl (or guy) that feels sorry for him wants to give his "fans" a taste of their own medicine.
2) Pity. This isn't something she takes seriously, but wants to teach him by example. Very ill-informed on her part if this is the case.
3) Attention-seeking. She wants to get attention by any means neccesary. Yes, sadly some people can be this desperate and pathetic. Again the relationship wouldn't be serious.
4) She's batshit crazy. Even in this case I don't think the relationship would be serious, but rather her motives would be some crazy bullshit none of us could ever hope to understand.
In all four, it's simply not serious. That much is clear.
What I find the most interesting is the way Chris acted and that he continues to try and chat up voice actresses and other women. I simply can't picture Chris doing this if he had a serious relationship because he'd be harassing his partner for sex. Even if it were a fake relationship, I expect Chris would chat up the fake partner in hopes it becomes something more serious. The one thing constant about Chris is that he gravitates towards the nearest vagina at all times and will very quickly cling to any opportunity he feels he has. Chris has never seemed to fall for any one woman, but rather he falls for
opportunities that he feels are promising. The fact that Chris is still chatting up other girls on the internet while "neglecting" this girl heavily implies this person is not actually a woman (and Chris was told this much) or that she has found some magic way to make it abundantly clear she's not a possible girlfriend for him. (maybe she told him she has a big dick) Even the latter is really hard for me to imagine because in the entire time Chris has been infamous on the internet, I can't recall a time he met a woman he didn't try to put his dick inside. If this is a woman, I'd expect to see more attention being given to her.
I'm left to question if this is even a woman at all. Chris has accidently made it clear it isn't serious by his attitude, so that much is clear. Whether Jessica is actually a woman though...? For all we know it could be a guy with a female friend that approached Chris, the female friend gave permission to her friend to use the photos, and Chris was told the photos were "found online" or something to keep him away from the girl. Regardless, the point is that Chris' attitude is completely out of the ordinary here and doesn't seem familiar with how he'd normally act if he thought he had a girlfriend.
