DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Optimus Crime]

Demented stream tonight $264 from StalkingTimbo and $129 from totally not a sock account
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Working 2-3 wagie jobs just to send this shit after multiple bankruptcys lol

At this point, you can't even get mad at Phil. It's these retards that prop up some of the most boring gameplays ever aborted from a prolapsed asshole the size of Wyoming.
Like imagine how much coke you can buy with $264?
How many bottles of booze or even a cheap hooker?
Imagine taking your woman out to a nice restaurant?
Obviously his fans are literally best described by his descriptions of his haters; no-load, basement dwelling retards with a soft penis.

 

[HolocaustDenier]

I can't believe people forget this. I want to make sure this is the first thing that people think of when they hear the name "DSP".



Why is he always doing this thing where he's struggling to swallow at :11. Shit drives me insane

he swallows his phlegm preemptively now to avoid snorting, he always could do this but he used the snorts to 'annoy/spite' detractors and his audience, he probably saw one of his snort compilations and decided it was better to swallow it before he has to snort

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

he swallows his phlegm preemptively now to avoid snorting, he always could do this but he used the snorts to 'annoy/spite' detractors and his audience, he probably saw one of his snort compilations and decided it was better to swallow it before he has to snort

Now we need a swallowing compilation.

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

You have to wonder what his neighboors think of him. He barely leaves his house, his wife became super fat and i would assume that if they do gatherings he doesnt go to them. I pity his next door neighboor that may be subjected to his retarded shit if he actually hears him when he streams.

His neighbor could do the funniest thing and deploy the "Jeet Shaker."

Jeet shaker in action
Imagine his rage during his CHILL streams.

 

[woc_krava]

His neighbor could do the funniest thing and deploy the "Jeet Shaker."
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Jeet shaker in action
Imagine his rage during his CHILL streams.

I mean he consciously recorded through the fire alarm for the "unboxing" of Lightning returns. He's too lazy to do anything, he'll just do business as usual.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

This is so schizo and such a large amount of money to give an internet livestreamer, that if David had ANY ethics or morals he would attempt to reach out to this guy and see if he's ok, I dunno what else he could do but damn man, something. If a person tried to give me $250 cash and said this to me IRL I would refuse it, cuz who knows wtf they might do or think I owe them in the future...

He is going to have his 'fans' show up at the gated style community at some point and cause him problems.

Phil has near certainly known what a retard Timothy VanDreel is for years, and he must know that he's filed for bankruptcy multiple times as it's a meme. Timbo has gotten somewhat of the special retard treatment that Derich/Jayde/Sidella got.

 

[Huggler]

But I wouldn't waste the energy nor the breath to recount that boring story. This is probably how Kat felt when he told her how he spilled water all over himself. "I don't care!"

you know that fat subaru ex-demon possessed pussy is dry as fuck

 

[Optimus Crime]

you know that fat subaru ex-demon possessed pussy is dry as fuck

Subaruman defeated the pigbitch by doing nothing at all.

Now her snooch is forever untouched thus Phil must throw flour to find the wet spot after feeding it four rotisserie chickens

 

[DerelictOnion]

Subaruman defeated the pigbitch by doing nothing at all.

He will also forever be known as the man who got cucked by Phil Burnell.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

It's impressive, every time you see something that makes you wonder "Is this it? Has Phil broken for good?" he finds a way to be even more delusional. Every time I think we're going to have a Captain-Queeg-on-trial-level psychotic break, he reins it in somehow. It'll happen any day now, where he finally goes off the deep end. I just hope we're there to see it.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

How the fuck does Phil afford all this card shit when he gets so little in the way of money on his streams?

I think he's still getting money from his parents. I mean, it makes sense. Phil made $7 on stream, I think it was yesterday, and he was bitching about how he only made $7. If you're pulling in a quarter less than the FEDERAL minimum wage, that $7.25 an hour for the international detractors, you're a fucking loser. Hell, the minimum wage in Renton is $21.57 an hour. Phil made MUCH LESS than the minimum wage in the city he chooses to live in AND the federal minimum wage.

I believe Dave is still working, according to his LinkedIn, and Linda is fully retired and Dave is responsible for supporting not just himself, but also Linda and their retard son, Phil.

 

[Telemeter]

At this point, you can't even get mad at Phil. It's these retards that prop up some of the most boring gameplays ever aborted from a prolapsed asshole the size of Wyoming.
Like imagine how much coke you can buy with $264?
How many bottles of booze or even a cheap hooker?
Imagine taking your woman out to a nice restaurant?
Obviously his fans are literally best described by his descriptions of his haters; no-load, basement dwelling retards with a soft penis.

Its all worth it just to come to this thread to see detractors cope and seethe about it.

Suffah trolls!

 

[Phil's Oddly Shaped Head]

2:16

Ask Your Physician: about Leaner Meats

 

[DiabeetusYeetus]

I think he's still getting money from his parents. I mean, it makes sense. Phil made $7 on stream, I think it was yesterday, and he was bitching about how he only made $7. If you're pulling in a quarter less than the FEDERAL minimum wage, that $7.25 an hour for the international detractors, you're a fucking loser. Hell, the minimum wage in Renton is $21.57 an hour. Phil made MUCH LESS than the minimum wage in the city he chooses to live in AND the federal minimum wage.

I believe Dave is still working, according to his LinkedIn, and Linda is fully retired and Dave is responsible for supporting not just himself, but also Linda and their retard son, Phil.

I'll never understand why parents just keep supporting their kids when they don't even try to improve themselves. Help? Sure. If things get tough, or you lose a job and the bills are coming in heavier than you can pay, sure. That's completely understandable.

But to continue to give money to a retard that absolutely refuses to get a job? Man. If that's true, Phil is using his own parents as a gravy train for a failed streaming "career."

That makes me think of him as even scummier now.

 

[shekelshoah666]

I think he's still getting money from his parents. I mean, it makes sense. Phil made $7 on stream, I think it was yesterday, and he was bitching about how he only made $7. If you're pulling in a quarter less than the FEDERAL minimum wage, that $7.25 an hour for the international detractors, you're a fucking loser. Hell, the minimum wage in Renton is $21.57 an hour. Phil made MUCH LESS than the minimum wage in the city he chooses to live in AND the federal minimum wage.

I believe Dave is still working, according to his LinkedIn, and Linda is fully retired and Dave is responsible for supporting not just himself, but also Linda and their retard son, Phil.

He didn't make $7 on that stream just during Palworld which he quit and he ended up making like $167. DSP made like $140k to $170k last year as the absolute minimum and is probably on a similar pace this year and yes his parents still send him money for his birthday week and Christmas.

Nice crash out to start the stream today btw

3:25

 

[Ralof-of-Cringewood]

Phillip pigsplains:



crying about sony going all digital means you're an eternally online mowlth drooler divorced from reality and working joes, crying about rajsneet delivering your burger wrong on doordash is totally different because it's physical doodt

 

[Not Funny]

Why does Phil ever think that a 2 hour preamble of begging is a good idea before he even starts playing a game?

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Why does Phil ever think that a 2 hour preamble of begging is a good idea before he even starts playing a game?

Less time playing a game.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

He will also forever be known as the man who got cucked by Phil Burnell.

thats like getting mugged while walking your dog and having only the sack of dog shit you were carrying stolen

 

[Zyklon C]

DSP made like $140k to $170k last year as the absolute minimum and is probably on a similar pace this year

I do not believe that at all, and I wouldn't be surprised if his income was sub-$100K this year.