💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

At this point why has he genuinely not copped a Greyhound to Minnesota? Or at least Michigan? Seems like he's exhausted the resources in western PA, but no reason he can't start all this up again somewhere else. Maybe he could even hurple to California.

Doesn't the midwest have enough problems?

Let him be Oregon or Washington's problem.
 
I heard that Chris Hansen is coming out with a brand new TV show called ‘To Catch A Faker’ and he’s got his eye on Andy for the premiere. I’m also hearing Officer Bentley gets to be the one to slap the multiple pairs of cuffs on Fat Andy. Bentley just laughs as the sweet sound of Andy screaming “you say I fake” is bellowed out in the most retarded way possible. All this happens while zero tears stream down Andy’s fat disfigured face.
 
At this point why has he genuinely not copped a Greyhound to Minnesota? Or at least Michigan? Seems like he's exhausted the resources in western PA, but no reason he can't start all this up again somewhere else. Maybe he could even hurple to California.
I feel like California would be another one of those states like NY you'd think would be great for Andy at face value but then you realize they have so much of a nanny state that they have people in the system who will instantly flag him as a faker. He seems to have more luck in purple states, preferably in a blue island city like Erie.

Basically there's a goldilocks value for him where the state needs to be not so inundated with other fakers (like a blue state) because their services are so stretched thin, so theyll do more investigating than say PA, but also not too red because the cops are liable to just body him like Cleveland.
 
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It wouldn't matter where you dump the Poopsquatch; there's no geographical solution to a psychiatric problem.

Because Amby needs dat hewp for his schizoaffective, there's always going to be someone billing for Amby's care.

The Paraphilia NOS seems to be what's really in the driver's seat- the whole "autism" act looks a lot more like the AB part of his ABDL fetish than anything resembling autism.
 
I feel like California would be another one of those states like NY you'd think would be great for Andy at face value but then you realize they have so much of a nanny state that they have people in the system who will instantly flag him as a faker. He seems to have more luck in purple states, preferably in a blue island city like Erie.

Basically there's a goldilocks value for him where the state needs to be not so inundated with other fakers (like a blue state) because their services are so stretched thin, so theyll do more investigating than say PA, but also not too red because the cops are liable to just body him like Cleveland.
NGO's on the west coast take all of the money to enrich themselves. They don't give two shits about schizoaffective disorder abdl shit enthusiasts, or any of their other countless drug addled lunatics.
 
The drinking water thing is so stupid. Autistic people tend to have lower bodily awareness than typical people and/or difficulty filtering what sensations mean.

We all come to the world only feeling "okay" or "not okay" and we learn to interpret these signals as hunger, loneliness, whatever. I'm sure some people here have realised they eat when they're actually bored or sad. Autistic people are less good at this in general than typical people.

They do not actually need to be reminded to drink water or they'll die of thirst. That's not a thing. Eventually that thirst feeling, or hunger, gets through. Also, human beings do not need to drink water at two-hour intervals, and I don't care whether everyone carries water everywhere now; People were not collapsing everywhere of dehydration in the nineties and we didn't do that then.

And do you know what an actual autistic person would do if he felt he wasn't drinking enough water? Set up an autistic system and keep to it even when it was annoying or inconvenient for the people around him, or else feel distress that the Water Drinking Schedule was not adhered to.
 
The drinking water thing is so stupid. Autistic people tend to have lower bodily awareness than typical people and/or difficulty filtering what sensations mean.

We all come to the world only feeling "okay" or "not okay" and we learn to interpret these signals as hunger, loneliness, whatever. I'm sure some people here have realised they eat when they're actually bored or sad. Autistic people are less good at this in general than typical people.

They do not actually need to be reminded to drink water or they'll die of thirst. That's not a thing. Eventually that thirst feeling, or hunger, gets through. Also, human beings do not need to drink water at two-hour intervals, and I don't care whether everyone carries water everywhere now; People were not collapsing everywhere of dehydration in the nineties and we didn't do that then.

And do you know what an actual autistic person would do if he felt he wasn't drinking enough water? Set up an autistic system and keep to it even when it was annoying or inconvenient for the people around him, or else feel distress that the Water Drinking Schedule was not adhered to.
But Andy has level 5 super autism.
 
I feel like California would be another one of those states like NY you'd think would be great for Andy at face value but then you realize they have so much of a nanny state that they have people in the system who will instantly flag him as a faker. He seems to have more luck in purple states, preferably in a blue island city like Erie.

Basically there's a goldilocks value for him where the state needs to be not so inundated with other fakers (like a blue state) because their services are so stretched thin, so theyll do more investigating than say PA, but also not too red because the cops are liable to just body him like Cleveland.

Andy's a terminal faker and knows California's systems are severely overstrained and now becoming underfunded. Dude spends all day researching this shit. They wouldn't give two fucks about Baby Amdy. What's another shit-streaked lunatic in a sea of who knows how many? Dumbfuck would just get himself a Baker Act and then maybe some jailtime if he continued acting up.

Remember how he said he was going to West Virginia but never did? Yeah, that's because he never intended to in the first place. I have no doubt in my mind he scouted for one of the states with the worst social programs to 'scare' people. Hell he never even intended to stay in Ohio either. His goal had always been PA. How do I know? He made a 'test run' (AS HE CALLED IT) where he went there and called up NY to say he was a missing person and why aren't they looking for him.

Some people think him ending up in PA was just a fluke and that it was because he'd run out of options. Nope. I have no doubt in my damn mind he'd been planning it for months. Fuck, I bet he'd been applying to shit from there far before even arriving. This is all to say he knows better and knows what areas can and cannot be exploited.
 
He made a 'test run' (AS HE CALLED IT) where he went there and called up NY to say he was a missing person and why aren't they looking for him.
Im assuming the test run is when he got 'lost" in PA and that naive judge from NY said its a human tragedy that mean old Tom won't drive 2 hours to go pick up his autistic super retarded son.
 
Im assuming the test run is when he got 'lost" in PA and that naive judge from NY said its a human tragedy that mean old Tom won't drive 2 hours to go pick up his autistic super retarded son.

I (think?) that was something that happened in Ohio after his arrest but could be wrong. They were trying to figure out what to do with him I think and Tom was like 'What do you want me to do about it'
 
I (think?) that was something that happened in Ohio after his arrest but could be wrong. They were trying to figure out what to do with him I think and Tom was like 'What do you want me to do about it'

That's a few different things mixed together,

The "test run" was in 2022, when Amby WUN AWAY to Pittsburgh via Lyft, claiming he was SKERT after getting discharged from yet another hospital. He stayed there about a month, and had another motel saga. He got enrolled in the UPMC system too, but didn't get enrolled in PA welfare as he never changed his legal residence.

During the 2024 Exodus, Cleveland EMS picked up Amby, and told the police about him (they then looked him up). They didn't so much buy the act, but they thought that Tawm was Amby's guardian in some capacity, so they told him to come getcha boy.


he was going to West Virginia but never did?

The pill mills also closed, which is probably why he brought it up in the first place. If he did make it, Fat Jen's widowed BF Gin Gene the Drinking Machine could take him in and mooch off his welfare.
 
Amdy has posted hundreds of photos and records but has anyone actually seen papers saying he needs diapers? I know Juice once said “We can’t find a medical reason for his diapers.” But Amdy himself has never once got a medical professional to state he has a “Need” for diapers, wiping, showering, washing or constant babysitting.
 
Amdy has posted hundreds of photos and records but has anyone actually seen papers saying he needs diapers? I know Juice once said “We can’t find a medical reason for his diapers.” But Amdy himself has never once got a medical professional to state he has a “Need” for diapers, wiping, showering, washing or constant babysitting.
The only medical records I have seen say its a fetish.

His entire family have stated the same thing.
 
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