💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Do older men actually offer "stability and emotional maturity"?
Most of my coworkers are in their 40's and 50's and either have children or have grandchildren, they're some of the least emotionally mature and egotistical people I have ever met. The only people that I've met that are more self centered twats are left wing career academics.
 
More nice guy/incel bullshit. More specifically ranting about the friend zone.
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Lucas, you’re not one of those good men. Also, if you’re just friends with someone for the sake of eventually sleeping with them, that means you’re not a friend.
There's something extra ridiculous about this when he also moos about how womn should have no expectation of friendship with him. That if they interact with him in any way whatsoever, they're some sort of bizarre, one-way implication of fucking that's (not) going to happen. I legitimately don't understand how these two, fundamentally contradictory thoughts, do not conflict at all in his brain.
Do older men actually offer "stability and emotional maturity"?

Most every woman I know whose had a creepy stalker, the stalker was almost always an older guy 10 or more years her senior.
I mean, it really depends I guess. In Lucas's case, LOL. The dude is a child in every way but biological age.


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Lucas totally isn't jealous btw.
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Retarded politics mooing w/comments
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Lucas durher confirming he's gay
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Dr. Nigga, what point are you even attempting to make here? Also why the hell is your text placement so consistently off?
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Copying from Facebook. Won't work here either
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Lucas not having a good time in the comments. Little does E know...
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Gay politics mooing.
Hunger is virtually non-existent in the west comparatively, and the same with endless work. As well as basically all of these retarded things he's mooing about.
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"Little pudgy"? Being fat is arguably your least significant problem, LOL. And no one has talked about Amy Schumer in years. This is more of Lucas mooing about how everyone who's mean to him is fat and ugly.
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Why in God's name is he looking into the camera like that? LOL. Also, Dr. Nigga. Just yesterday, you were mooing about yourself being a prize with the inheritance money. Jesus.
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ROFL. Also, none of those branches were leading to women.
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Nigga wat?
 
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Most of my coworkers are in their 40's and 50's and either have children or have grandchildren, they're some of the least emotionally mature and egotistical people I have ever met. The only people that I've met that are more self centered twats are left wing career academics.
I wasn't even talking the ones with families and kids.

I was talking the ones (trying to) date women in their 20s.

Not when they're dating a girl much younger than them. It's always making up for lost time, which defines a lack of stability and maturity.
This.
 
I see the spokane creeper is back to baiting the hook with an "inheritance" he is never going to get. His parents know well the best place for the creeper is having the gov't take care of him so they are not going to do something that gets him booted out from all the benefits he currently receives. As to how much money Larry and the old witch myrna have - well it's a given she loves to put on airs about where they are going, where they've been , what they drank/ate etc etc. I did find they filed for bankruptcy back in 2017 when they lived in Gold Canyon AZ. The house(condo) with the pool the creeper wanted for a girl to travel there with him for a swim. after the bankruptcy is when they moved to Green Valley Az which looks to be less expensive place to live compared to Gold Canyon. Larry and the old witch myrina may not have all that money the spokane creeper thinks they have.

 
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Lucas is absolutely out of control lately. Mania spree is hard, aside his weird thing with Mryna (too chris chan esque for my own liking) he ate a few "good" meals and his brain is moved from food to sex until he has to eat some flop house slop.

Going back a bit @Jeremiah the Bullfrog Funny you mention this and parent stuff I was being silly with my wife and she said I love you no matter what after I dropped a plate, we got into this really interesting philosophical talk, yes it needs insane situations but love probably can't be unconditional. I mean, we're talking cartoon level but what if your dad burnt a fucking day care down? ETC. something that insane. Well, Lucas IS as bad as a school shooting etc. Myrna knows he did something to a child, and covered it up for HER ego.

I don't want to side track too much on english sperging and or philosophy. But Lucas is not worthy of love, loving him is actually evil and wrong. Now when this thread first opened (I'm literally on the first page of this thread) Myrna's act fooled me, I thought quite highly and pitied her. She was/is active in NAMI (a large respected mental health support group) etc. No it's all a show, she's where Lucas got the crazy. Isn't it good to know that level of insane, her other son is around children? I am not saying that to claim he has Lucas sexual drive, Seth is probably teaching kids "Trump will send your dad to jail for not being white" "I'm the god of this classroom" etc and all sorts of loon shit.

I don't even mean to brag but aside the paid off home, Lucas I'm getting a big raise this year, my employer loves me. Aside my own PhD in econ, I like capitalism, it's been REALLY fucking good to a poor kid like myself.

He's not getting anything in the will. Yes as a punishment he should get just enough to be kicked out off his home and lose gov cash. Myrna and Larry don't have money, I'm sure of it, as a guy who works with fucking investing. Even if they made that mil 20+ years ago, unless they kept cash in and invested it it's gone. They keep buying trash places, now many people with money live simple. But they don't WASTE money. You can have a nice simple condo etc, but they get shit. Poor people waste money. They are poor.

This part is gay and retarded but the most beautiful people are those we like. There's actually a lot of science, into this how you view people as humans if you rate them higher or not. To take a very common name and figure whom is quite divided, It's interesting to see how people rate Donny T, Then break down how they voted etc. Same with his wife. Now another humble brag my wife is very much socially viewed as pretty, she's the only 10 to me because I know her inside and out. Now if you showed her to a stranger, you wouldn't get a 10.

Lucas sees women as less and only can see them as sex and more so he wants a replacement mommy.

I love him posting about lobster cooking at a fucking homeless shelter this is peak Lucas.

He doesn't notice he's hugely fat, balding, and really DIRTY in all these pictures to lure a woman. Dude just clean up before you try to get a date. That alone says so much, it's like showing up to an interview in PJs, it says more than any resume etc. Even if some guy was a master engineer, you wouldn't hire him because he's in scooby doo pants and you just know he doesn't care and will be a problem non stop. Lucas tho, he's a failure in all aspects. Then dirty. He just wants the world to bend to him.

Last lmfao those poor fags went bankrupt. I want to see him ignore this.

He's talked a lot about homosexuality, don't forget Mryna Grisby, your son sucked a mans dick, he's never licked puss puss. Bright side how fat he is clearly he doesn't have AIDS lol.
 
I see the spokane creeper is back to baiting the hook with an "inheritance" he is never going to get.
We're probably gonna have a very bizarre time period between Myrna Larry dying and Lucas discovers he ain't getting jack shit. I imagine they'll be plenty of bragging about how he's gonna be rich once the paperwork is dealt with over the inheritance, without any indicators he's receiving an inheritance in the first place. There's also no way he mentions either of their passing in any context outside of their (non-existent) money, while he's got his grubby hands held out saying "Gimme gimme gimm
I can not wait for the moment Lucas
Now when this thread first opened (I'm literally on the first page of this thread) Myrna's act fooled me, I thought quite highly and pitied her. She was/is active in NAMI (a large respected mental health support group) etc. No it's all a show, she's where Lucas got the crazy.
The fucked up thing about Myrna is how she tried to use Lucas's severe mental illnesses to build up her social standing. Thankfully my friend, Mr. God, saw it fit that Lucas's mental illnesses are of the variety that they are. Having a fat, shizofrenic hobo of a son is bad enough, but when he's constantly mooing about teen girls for decades... Well, that's the stuff you can't tell anyone about.
He's talked a lot about homosexuality, don't
forget Mryna Grisby, your son sucked a mans dick, he's never licked puss puss. Bright side how fat he is clearly he doesn't have AIDS lol.
I'm not sure if that's worse than Lucas publicly fantasizing about Cyril and random niggers fucking her though. Unless that strokes her ego which it fucking might.
For the creeper to post those selfies just shows how broken/deranged his mind is
My only reasonable theory for why Lucas does this is that he believes he looks plenty good. Other than that, I've got nothing else, and it's not like that even explains the fucking weird way he'll just stare at the camera for 20 seconds or do the Myrna face.

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Lucas admitting he's mad and jealous of other men.
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Incomprehensible retard speak
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Copied from Facebook, but I like how he's using a solid blue background so it covers half the screen.
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LOL. Lucas is such an NPC, and incapable of participating in conversation.

Okay, I screen recorded this because he's copying a gay trend by pointing. Ofc he's not pointing at the text, or anything relevant because LOL. Then just walks off the screen because he sees people do that after they make points or something. I don't know, and he didn't. Also you see a glimpse of him lifting his shirt.
 
I see the spokane creeper is back to baiting the hook with an "inheritance" he is never going to get. His parents know well the best place for the creeper is having the gov't take care of him so they are not going to do something that gets him booted out from all the benefits he currently receives. As to how much money Larry and the old witch myrna have - well it's a given she loves to put on airs about where they are going, where they've been , what they drank/ate etc etc. I did find they filed for bankruptcy back in 2017 when they lived in Gold Canyon AZ. The house(condo) with the pool the creeper wanted for a girl to travel there with him for a swim. after the bankruptcy is when they moved to Green Valley Az which looks to be less expensive place to live compared to Gold Canyon. Larry and the old witch myrina may not have all that money the spokane creeper thinks they have.

Wow. This is an amazing find. I am sure Lucas knows nothing about this. And Lucas probably doesn't even understand how a bankruptcy works. This close to confirms they have little in the way of actual cash.

Lucas hasn't brought up the "Elk Kingdom" in years. I suspect him and his dad must have had a big, big falling out. Maybe his dad flat-out told him "you're getting nothing?" I don't think his dad communicates with Lucas at all. And who can blame him? He has a cow for a son.
 
I'll go through his Tiktok later, but here's the latest from the Facebook front.
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LOL. How, why, and when did this enter into his mind?
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Same question to the above, and I'm not sure if he's serious. Either way, Lucas isn't taking into account that we see devolution either. It's debatable whether he's even a subspecies of human in the first place too.
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BLOCKED.
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I suspect Lucas conceptualizes Andrew Tate as all the flatbill alphamale bros that steal women from him.
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Look at how smart Myrna's special little baby boy is!
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Lucas being blissfully unaware that his speech pattern to the dude on the right being remarkably similar.
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Checkmate, theist bigots!
 
Yeah, that is totes you isn't it, Lucas? Yeah, you're a plenty good man living in a home ran by Nigerian scammers. You're real emotionally stable. How many times has your bovine ass been thrown in the funny farm, Lucas? Huh?
 

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It's amazing Lucas who legit eats food with a stick he found calls others sub human. I mean most of those loser groups, at least have a group.. Lucas isn't welcome anywhere. They have HUGE jugallo meets where people drive (something Lucas can't due because a DUI he hasn't cleared up in 25 years) nor could he afford gas to drive to one, because he doesn't have a job. Also he wouldn't be welcome because the DV and pedo shit.

Sure I like me a laugh at those clown rap fags. But they are proud white trash and welcome fellow woop woop white trash. Much like Raxx, he's not welcome in the fucking group of adults who wear makeup listening to god awful music who do drugs and pride themselves in not showering etc to own the normies.

As Groucho Marx once said any group that will take me as a member I don't want to be part of. Groucho was hilarious and well respected, apparently also quite polite had manners etc when he was wasn't "on".

Lucas isn't welcome at the FLGS (friendly local game store) to play games, while my group we swap hosting when we did FLGS meet ups there was always one weirdo who was that guy you expect and keeps the stereotype alive. But you know what? As long as they weren't a total pain in the ass or openly rude, you're down to roll dice with us. Hell, we're all professionals so you can borrow our minis, have some of our chips, etc.

I'm sure since Lucas has such a left/right and fills the gaps in his own ideas anyways he doesn't know a lot of "right wing" men hate Tate, some reasons the "progressives" do some other reasons.

Lucas isn't a nerd, he's seriously mentally ill. It's probably really fucking nerdy to master aerodynamics to figure what kinda bike helm you want, it's nerdy to grind your own coffee for a cup of morning joe, it's nerdy to collect stamps etc etc. You know what all these things are? Requiring dedication, some smarts, and money. Lucas has and never will have any of them.

I don't think making up shit about space and gooning to a Dakota Fannings early work counts as nerdy.

Lucas has claimed time and again he's more well versed in the bible (ever notice he's never mentioned what translation he has read?) than any Christan, this last post makes me really doubt he understands what god is in an Abrahamic faith.

I agree with said before Lucas isn't any of the good things that come with age, I'm calmer than I was younger, I'm more aware of the world etc. Lucas has never matured to a middle schooler. Age alone doesn't do this shit. I know people who have had different lives and were tons more mature than the avg at young ages. If a woman chooses an older man, there's a lot of reasons why, Lucas lacks ALL of them. He's purely empty of good traits, let alone the wisdom that comes with being in the world. Even the most basic NPC drone, will figure more shit out paying for a small apartment, buying their cheap food, riding the bus to work and what not. You'll have to learn how to shave correctly for the job, you'll have to figure out dry cleaning... signing a lease, paying your health insurance, saving up etc.

Also Romantic Lucas, he legit just was talking about how he's a sex god spamming tiktok making it clear he has no idea how womens parts work or how to please them. Despite being an old fart but not Lucas old.. I'm probably a better fuck than I was at 20, part of that is, experience... Lucas has a dry spell long enough it could vote ffs. If Lucas actually ever had tradional sex and I have some doubts he's had it probably enough to count on both hands times.

No one becomes Michael Jordan after taking 3 free throws.

Lastly, King Roy has for sure cut him off, the last interaction we have seen and have proof on was him telling to chill the fuck out on facebook. I honestly assume he only did that because some ween hit him up about his retarded son. Myrna is gonna be PISSED @mothman96 showed how fucking poor they are. Lucas is too dumb and will think it's fake and he's planned so much on this million he's getting (some how the surviving partner won't get any and nor will his sibs) he just can't grasp he's gonna get nothing.
 
Yeah, that is totes you isn't it, Lucas? Yeah, you're a plenty good man living in a home ran by Nigerian scammers. You're real emotionally stable. How many times has your bovine ass been thrown in the funny farm, Lucas? Huh?
I like how he crosses his arms in that clip like he made an applicable statement, and legitimately wonder what gives him a step up over any other 46 year old man. Let's play make believe and pretend all these things he moos about zoomer baes and older men. Why you instead of any other older man, Lucas?


Anyways, here's Dr. Nigga's Tiktok and I have a few thoughts to share.

1. Dr. Nigga loves reusing the same videos, and same Facebook prompts. Even though neither ever makes relative sense with themselves or the video, lol.

2. It's a mix of watching a monkey and a boomer trying to figure Tiktok out.

3. There are times when he's out of frame just as much as the text now. I legitimately have no idea how he's this much of a retard.

4. A lot of this is reminiscent when he's word salad wall o'text memes. Using semi-transparent backgrounds aren't helping him not block out half the screen, LOL.
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Lucas pointing in a direction that's about as coherent as the text.
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ROFL. I've never seen someone this bad at following such simple conversations. It's amazing and have no idea how it's even possible.
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Lucas, please compare the advancement humans have achieved over the last 5,000 years then.
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Yet Lucas has no concept of value regardless. "Barter and trade" is just as abstract as money to him.
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Text falling off. Lucas looking fat and talking about celebrities again.
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Hell yeah! Unfortunately, no one will take him up on the offer because comparing zoomer baes to cheese turns them off. Not sure why!
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You bring nothing except crazy. He's also obviously ripping shit from a book or something, LOL. Who knows. Ain't gonna work.
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Why in God's name would you make that face from that angle? Are you tryna suck cock again?
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Like a monkey with a phone.
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LOL that smug face. Sorry Lucas. I spoke with Mr. God and he assured me he'll never let you have a zoomer bae. Sorry!
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Schizofrenic science. A face prepared to suck dick, covered by a wall of text. This is just so Lucas.
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Gay mooing.
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Look at how cool he is from smoking weed guys!
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ROFL. It's too much when you practically worship and try to emulate those same guys dude.
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Hell yeah! This is the type of mooing you need to do.
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Just copy from Facebook. Doesn't matter what platform you're on Lucas, when you're still you.
 
I'm honestly shocked he hasn't started trying to woo gen alpha yet. We all know he's a barely restrained full blown pedophile. There's a reason he's not allowed near his nieces.
 
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