Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

Sure. My buddy @The Mighty Bundus can do it easily.
We arent friends
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The hunky-trans nigger poop war of 2027

In 2027 after the namefag "catfucker_ultraneckskullfuckf00dist_mymyfan1488" got banned by a rogue mod for 2 seconds instead of the usual 8 milliseconds, after xhe spammed 8 GB of xher personal telegram dog gore & rape collection on every thread ever made on the broom, the moderator who banned xher was instantly demoted by mustard (pronouns: woof/woofself), IP leaked and perma ultra super banned. Immediately a dox thread was made by the 150 member administrator team on /soy/ to track down the mod who banned the animal gore spammer, a thread which was bumped every 10 seconds by a custom bot, using ChatGPT-10 to derail other dox threads in order to maximize dox efficiency. The moderator was doxed within a day, and immediately 800 chuds were permanently banned for not bumping the thread.


Tensions rising.

This led to a 7th soysurgency in which 200 chuds were banned for zoophiliaphobia (permanent + death sentence), transphobia (40 years ban) and homophobia (100 years ban), and also metadiscussion (15 minutes + thread moved to /hunky/). A portion of the banned chuds created the ch***y VTTP 674 ViSShnu s***ster gorecord to spam trans bibisi yeschads, and mass shooting livestreams to counter the 7000 pph smuglet age regression scat porn spam, notably by the FPE furcord trans zoophile (not their entire personality tho) eggcracking zillyjak groomer coalition. However the conflict came to a temporary halt after they realized both types of explicit materials were preferable during the mustard-mandated telegram videochat gooning sessions. But after the ViSShnucord chinnylarp 674 gorespammers were labeled too hunky by the FPE zillyjaks eggcracking groomer coalition because they only gooned to dead people instead of alive animals + babyjaks, the war resumed resulting in mustard taking the side of the FPE zillyjaks eggcracking groomer coalition due to their perceived superior posting quality, at least compared to the mustardphobic, transphobic, francophobic bigoted chuds who were not tolerating of jerking off to alive animals, and continued to be shunned by mustard, for not masturbating live in-call on telegram to animals who were in the process of dying from vehicle accidents, as it would be hypocritical to do so towards dead human corpses but not alive animals in eyes of the administration.


The battle of poopville

After an IRL permit from the Indian government for the trans xisters from /soy/ to settle deep in a slum in Mumbai, despite previous applications being rejected due to them being "too swarthy and pungent for the environment", the FPE zillyjaks eggcracking groomer coalition immediately jumped in to infiltrate the raid by sending 50 handpicked pregnant mpreg non-binary cordxisters to the "Poopville" settlement. However it appeared the 674 UTTP ch***y sinister gorecord had already derailed, and infiltrated the raid by sending 51 handpicked african tradcath machete wielders in honor of Brenton Tarrant. After communications with the 674 UTTP ch***y sinister gorecord, the settled african tradcath machete wielders decided to cut open the wombs of the 50 handpicked pregnant mpreg non-binary cordxisters to create IRL dnbs for #mummatwt updoots. This resulted in 101 deaths, after the africans committed suicide upon smelling the native population's armpits one by one, hoping to get a quick goonsesh to recover from the battle.
 
His hate of the shiwi made him seem blatantly pakistani, and lo and behold
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