OneyPlays - have a boy... with friends

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He is an alien
He is a dude
He burns his bridges
When his rent is due

Tears from the present
Tears from the past
Schizo assumptions pulled right out his ass
 
I've watched the supercut of DingDong and Julian's meltdown.

99% of their issues with their former friends could've been fixed if they just stopped being socially avoidant. DingDong is mad that Chris thoughtlessly made a fucking 2 second "Tuba Horny" joke during a let's play, then he let that shit fester in his brain for a year, coming up with conspiracy theories about gangstalking and dogwhistling, and recontexualizing their entire friendship under the lens of Chris (noted homophobic and BIPOC hater) manipulating him and Julian using his dark right-wing Newgrounds powers to work them like slaves.

DingDong and Julian as a couple seem to be two intensely paranoid, insecure people who are together solely because they enable and feed into each other's paranoid and distrust of others (and also share the same vore/scat/fat lizard crocodile fetishes). They stick together as a unit because they can trust no one else in the world.

There's no such thing as friends disagreeing, or one friend making a mistake or being in the wrong, everything is some complex, thought-out chess game designed with the sole purpose of hurting poor DingDong and Julian. There is no such thing as friendship, every social interaction is a chess-game solely designed to hurt the other player while extracting whatever you can out of them.
The sheer amount of fetish games made are somewhat represented with this timeline here. The only games they ever completed were fetish games often involving vore, scat, and tubas.
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his second life tuba fat fetish account someone found by chance.
It's fucking insane how defensive furfags and trannies get over their fetishes. The same insecure derangement that led DingDong and Julian to spend an entire 24 hours of their lives dumping dirt about their old friends is the same kind of insane shit that prompts Elliot "Liz" Fong-Jones, Keffals, Vordrak, Byuu/Near, and every other degenerate fetish freak to try and take this site down.

You are not allowed to mention or acknowledge these people's publicly displayed fetishes in anything but a positive light. You may only acknowledge these fetishes if you wish to give them new material to masturbate to (other fetishfags who share the same fetish, like Julian) or want to downplay the severity of them ("Guys, it's not a big deal that DingDong jerks off to fat shitting tuba reptiles! Stop making fun of him for it, get over it, it's 2026!").

It's so fucking simple to just keep your fetishes to yourself. No one is forcing you to post this shit online, under a recognizable art style. They know this shit will get them made fun of, yet they somehow think they're able to demand that people not make fun of them for it, then get genuinely, suicidally upset when people inevitably make fun of them for it.
 
welp lets hope they actually do what they said lol. idk if twitter had been talking about the whole "Why is DD talking on behalf of julian" thing but funny how that was directly addressed.

...Now please actually finish a game....... LAL
 
Seriously though why does every voice actor read their lines like the bumpers from 80s cartoons where they shouted you into and out of the commercial breaaaAAAAH FUCK I don't remember how to just talk about the videos anymore TUBA TUBA VORE VORE VORE HUGBOX MACARONI ZACHENFÜHRER HURT HURT HURTING GETTING HURT KEEPING HURT SIRI ME WEE HEHEHE
 
Already trying to make it seem like their big issue was being about their critics "attacking innocent people". C'mon, guys. You have a history of laughing at "cringe" people, including trans people and saying the funny nigger word. You know your dedicated/regular chatters are trans/cringe/weird. You streamed multiple times even after knowing that KF and the wider internet caught wind of your melty. Trying to stop the trolls/haters won't work and everybody knows that. The only alternatives would be to stop streaming, making chat emote only, do a member's only/Discord stream or ask your chatters to be wary. At least Julian has done the latter by going "there might be raids and we need to be conscious of that" just now.
 
I'm too lazy to make an account on Ding Dong's website so I'll just post here since I know everyone in chat and them will be watching this thread despite us being a heckin' evil website that no one should visit.

Hi Ding Dong! Hi Julian! Longtime OneyPlays fan that actually felt bad when the Dream Daddy situation broke out and respected your privacy because of that and never bothered you after you left OneyPlays. Looking forward to your inevitable thread on here!

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