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The coolest merch you’ve made is the silver kiwi coin. Do you think you’ll make something like that again? @Null
IIRC there were a lot of surprise hassles in the process, not least of which the person minted on the coin unexpectedly raped his mom.

So it's probably going to be a long, long while before the next kiwi coin.
 
IIRC there were a lot of surprise hassles in the process, not least of which the person minted on the coin unexpectedly raped his mom.

So it's probably going to be a long, long while before the next kiwi coin.
i could be misremembering but i'm pretty sure jewsh said it was such a hassle he's never going to do it again. maybe with enough supporter pressure we can get him to change his mind
 
i could be misremembering but i'm pretty sure jewsh said it was such a hassle he's never going to do it again. maybe with enough supporter pressure we can get him to change his mind
Yeah, it was a combination of getting the mold to the mint, foreign suppliers, customs, shipping, surprise incest, shipping again.

The whole thing sounded really stressful, enhanced by it being expensive silver rounds and not just a container full of canvas totebags making its erratic way across the world.
 
Yeah, it was a combination of getting the mold to the mint, foreign suppliers, customs, shipping, surprise incest, shipping again.

The whole thing sounded really stressful, enhanced by it being expensive silver rounds and not just a container full of canvas totebags making its erratic way across the world.
Wasn’t a lot of the issues due to Covid? The shipping issues I mean, not the raping.
 
The coolest merch you’ve made is the silver kiwi coin. Do you think you’ll make something like that again?
NULLLL MAKE A GOLD MEMBER SUPPORTERS BOARD I'M TIRED OF SHARING A BOARD WITH POOR PEOPLE
Oooooooo better idea, let's combine these and have a GOLD Kiwi Coin... for Gold Members only of course! 😁

And to avoid any possibility of "Surprise Incest", the design could be one (or several) of the Kiwi Bird graphics rather than a lolcow. Pretty sure they're not raping anyone.
 
Oooooooo better idea, let's combine these and have a GOLD Kiwi Coin... for Gold Members only of course! 😁

And to avoid any possibility of "Surprise Incest", the design could be one (or several) of the Kiwi Bird graphics rather than a lolcow. Pretty sure they're not raping anyone.
With booby traps!
 
I have done my part even have a sticker in my box and a shirt.
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IIRC there were a lot of surprise hassles in the process, not least of which the person minted on the coin unexpectedly raped his mom.

So it's probably going to be a long, long while before the next kiwi coin.
Fuck, that coin is probably worth a lot because of the scarcity nd the horrid story behind it.

Also, they put the queen, Egyptian gods, and other royalty on those coins so incest is NOT that rare...
 
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I am so incredibly mad. Not at the Official Lolcow Check Harvester, but at what is most likely the real culprit behind this: my retarded piece of shit bank. Ever since these window lickers updated their website last month, everything that could go wrong has been going wrong. I have no idea what the fuck is up with their backend, but it has to make rotten spaghetti look nice and neat. Literally nothing about the payee information has been edited since the day I put it in. My checks were getting delivered just fine each month up until this point. But I can't even go try to figure out what address these mongoloids tried using this time because that fuckass site of theirs won't let me log in unless I do the brand new 2FA that refuses to work. I've been meaning to close my account with these short bus riders and move to a new bank for a while now, and this may just be the final push I need to get off my lazy ass and do it.

Friendly reminder that you don't hate the gimps who get paid to handle your hard-earned money enough. Granted, there is a chance this could all be USPS's fault instead, but that's just fine because they're worthy of hatred too.
 
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I am so incredibly mad. Not at the Official Lolcow Check Harvester, but at what is most likely the real culprit behind this: my retarded piece of shit bank. Ever since these window lickers updated their website last month, everything that could go wrong has been going wrong. I have no idea what the fuck is up with their backend, but it has to make rotten spaghetti look nice and neat. Literally nothing about the payee information has been edited since the day I put it in. My checks were getting delivered just fine each month up until this point. But I can't even go try to figure out what address these mongoloids tried using this time because that fuckass site of theirs won't let me log in unless I do the brand new 2FA that refuses to work. I've been meaning to close my account with these short bus riders and move to a new bank for a while now, and this may just be the final push I need to get off my lazy ass and do it.

Friendly reminder that you don't hate the gimps who get paid to handle your hard-earned money enough. Granted, there is a chance this could all be USPS's fault instead, but that's just fine because they're worthy of hatred too.
Fuck banks, get a credit union.
 
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I am so incredibly mad. Not at the Official Lolcow Check Harvester, but at what is most likely the real culprit behind this: my retarded piece of shit bank. Ever since these window lickers updated their website last month, everything that could go wrong has been going wrong. I have no idea what the fuck is up with their backend, but it has to make rotten spaghetti look nice and neat. Literally nothing about the payee information has been edited since the day I put it in. My checks were getting delivered just fine each month up until this point. But I can't even go try to figure out what address these mongoloids tried using this time because that fuckass site of theirs won't let me log in unless I do the brand new 2FA that refuses to work. I've been meaning to close my account with these short bus riders and move to a new bank for a while now, and this may just be the final push I need to get off my lazy ass and do it.

Friendly reminder that you don't hate the gimps who get paid to handle your hard-earned money enough. Granted, there is a chance this could all be USPS's fault instead, but that's just fine because they're worthy of hatred too.
This can all be fixed if null would redeem gift cards.
 
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