DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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The Renton Recluse has scapered back off to his safe space playing the rest of Dark Souls II offline where no trolls - or emergent, enjoyable gameplay - can reach him. His stable of retards are seal clapping for Final Fantasy trading card openings and dumping disability check money on him. He's in his happy place.
 
Organized Derailment dijo:
Wha the fuck is this:
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He looks like a gay middle aged Zohran Mamdani.
 
Samuel Fuller dijo:
It’s extremely obvious he was spoiled as fuck as a child and that his mom was like Chris Chan’s parents in telling him that he was special and anyone who didn’t cater to him was cruel and evil.
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His parents should have pulled out the National Geographic with the starving Africans and show it to him every time he complained about not having the shiny he wants.
 
BlastMonk dijo:
ParanoidsydePhil made another admission for how insane he is. When he gets a rare parcel to his home and doesn't know what is it he just puts it into the bin without checking what it is, like it could be anthrax or a bomb. He's an insane paranoid fearful alien and thinks the detractors are gangstalkers coming for him
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He loves collecting garbage. Ain't no way he's throwing shit out. He just doesn't want to acknowledge the dents and their gifts.
shekelshoah666 dijo:
Retard crashout last night and a crashout about shipping issues for everything he orders today. Can't believe that shipping is so unreliable and he doesn't think his FF cards are showing up and he will have to apply for a refund.

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He is checking Pokemon Center again lmao he is admitting to just constantly being on the site

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Weird that you don't run to YouTube - especially now that you have an insider - and complain about the viewbots Phail. You couldn't get there fast enough to cry about Bucketeer and Raw Phail. Worried something might happen?
Huggler dijo:
someone please tell phil the truth: the delivery guys ripped the packs and probably got some BIG HITS
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And instantly got monetized on YouTube and Kick while doing it.
 
Absolute bitch nigger who played Fromsoft's RPGs over 20 times and yet cannot PvP in the one game people don't entirely hate the PvP of. One hacker that broke his shit, which would be like 7 minutes of farming a low level area, and suddenly he has a golden ticket to ignore online and force quit. Cannot stand to fight even cosplay invaders using Fume Knight's gear. But he's happy guys, he loves these games, now give money for cardboard it's my retirement plan. Please bro my family is dying they need these cards.

Also the absolute lack of adventure this fucker has. Standing in front of a ladder, small cluster of dwellings behind the spike pit he crossed, has to ask the fucking chat like two seconds after seeing the ladder instead of trying anything. He makes me question if he has free will in any capacity, because I'm half convinced he cannot actually make any decision.

Edit: Jesus he spent like 6 minutes coping about how an art card should have value before scanning a saga card, a different form of enchantment and a standard type of magic card.
 
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This card opening is god awful. He barely knows who any of the cards are and it's very clear that DSP can't read the cards themselves without the camera putting them on the screen for him. He can't even read the logo himself the chat has to do it for him jesus christ man get some fucking glasses.
 
"I like the set" immediately after he gets fuck all and takes 40 minutes to open 5 packs lmao. He only knows FF4, FF6 and FF7 and even those he just knows the popular stuff.

He just said he "knows all about FF14" but like 5 minutes ago he was confused about cards from it lol.

Not even kidding being 100% serious I believe DSP has to use the camera to show the cards on his monitor as he is sorting them into binders. He legit can't read a card in his hand I am certain.
 
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Tony Martin's Force Ghost dijo:
I also think he is doing it as a way to mask his clearly failed marriage
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FTFY. It started as a marriage of convenience and now they're so fed up with each other they have their own parts of the house and rarely share a room outside of meals and sleeping. There are very few ways things could get worse and most of them involve domestic violence.

There is a lolsuit deposition (interrogation under oath) I've been using as background noise recently, and during it one of the defendant's ex-employees was asked to identify the plaintiff's positive qualities (this was not code for "can't we all get along", this was code for "my client is suing you for libel so I'm fishing for something that proves you knew you were lying"). Despite clearly hating the plaintiff's guts the employee was able to list multiple things without thinking much about it. They weren't even backhanded. I don't think Phil or Kat could do that for each other anymore and I'm not sure they ever could.
 
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Calling it now
He's gonna like this set and defend buying the box (because he's larped as a FF fan forever) until either 1. he calculates the total value of the cards he pulled, or 2. some discord dent tells him the value (much more likely)

This FF set is massively overpriced and you need to get extremely lucky with the pulls in order to even get your value back. The other thing, and others have made this point before, but he ain't going through the work/small effort of selling any of these cards so any value of any card he pulls (Magic, Pokemon or other) is pretty pointless.
 
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