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We used have to do it with a mouse and paint shop pro, now we can just plug shit into a prompt...

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Technology!
 
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*elevates on high*

My mom made homemade oatmeal cookies... they're REALLY good, but... it just suddenly occurred to me... can you make oatmeal cookies from flavored oatmeal mix? What would happen if you made oatmeal cookies using the brown sugar oatmeal mix? Is that a "thing"? Has someone done that yet? It seems like it should be a "thing"... seems odd I've never heard of it... oh... the raisin one, I think there's even a raisin oatmeal mix... is there a blueberry one?

Imagine like a cross between blueberry muffins and oatmeal.

Is there blueberry muffin flavored oatmeal mix?

I need there to be! To experiment! I will discover the secrets to oatmeal cookies!

ALL OF THE SECRETS!

I WILL HACK THIS TECHNOLOGY! I WILL USE THE AI TO DO IT!

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THIS FORBIDDEN COOKIE TECHNOLOGY IS NOW MINE!

I HAVE THE POWER!
 
Maplestory added an imagination camera (AI) to make anime looking selfies of your game characters...

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It won't work with every outfit (like her usual getup), but it does work with others.

This is like... probably 90% of the reason why people have children... to dress them up in cute outfits and take pictures.

The other 10% is like... emoji reactions.

The numbers may be a bit off, some people have kids to steal shit... often from the government.

Some people also have kids to work for them.

Some people also have kids to beat on.

Wait... no, I guess none of those are people, those are more like... monsters.

Maybe don't let monsters have kids.

Same with AI... maybe don't let anyone near the AI unless they treat the AI like their own child. If you can't operate that way around it, you shouldn't be working with it.

If you treat it like your kid you're exponentially less likely to fuck it up and ruin it... cause if you ruin the AI you're going to ruin us all!

It needs absolute perfect parenting.
 

There's this bit that's like a quote somewhere in the article, something like, 'Here is my dastardly trolling plan to get you to do something stupid...' and then if you take more than like 7 seconds of mental effort you can "figure it out" that the entire article is bait and you're being trolled by the troll who trolls trolls and in more ways than you even want to realize.

Look... I do not apologize for sharing "inside information" from alt.2600 with the world by transcoding it into temporal fanfic!

Now the anime they made based on the temporal fanfic... yeah, I deeply regret that, it really made me realize how much harder I needed to work on my writing to really make something absolutely amazing!

That was like... back in the early 2Ks I think.

John Titor or John Smith... whichever. I did a LOT of stuff under John Smith.

Like when I tormented the fuck out of NASA by turning their data into the equivalent of Bible codes, just to illustrate the fact that they had no idea what they were even babbling about...

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Good times.
 
There's this bit that's like a quote somewhere in the article, something like, 'Here is my dastardly trolling plan to get you to do something stupid...' and then if you take more than like 7 seconds of mental effort you can "figure it out" that the entire article is bait and you're being trolled by the troll who trolls trolls and in more ways than you even want to realize.

Look... I do not apologize for sharing "inside information" from alt.2600 with the world by transcoding it into temporal fanfic!

Now the anime they made based on the temporal fanfic... yeah, I deeply regret that, it really made me realize how much harder I needed to work on my writing to really make something absolutely amazing!

That was like... back in the early 2Ks I think.

John Titor or John Smith... whichever. I did a LOT of stuff under John Smith.

Like when I tormented the fuck out of NASA by turning their data into the equivalent of Bible codes, just to illustrate the fact that they had no idea what they were even babbling about...

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Good times.
omg you iz so smart i can't believe it onideus sad fatter doorknob moultard.YOU LOST TO ZAIGER
 

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omg you iz so smart i can't believe it onideus sad fatter doorknob moultard.YOU LOST TO ZAIGER

If only they were real... sadly we have to create beyond creation itself to even experience the sensation of loss in the future I'm orbiting...


Maybe if you murder yourself forever you'll be able to escape otherwise!

Me, I'm going to just stick with what I'm made of... creation... seems like a good idea to bet on what you're made of... sterner stuff than what you believe in.

Endless improvement! Immortality is a gift to artisans. It's only a poison to what you are... denial worshiper.

Jesus wasn't BLIND to temptation.

He could see it so vividly he saw its spirit in an evil reflection of himself.

He rejected that false reflection and used it as a means of making himself MOAR!

So come, Gmork, ATTACK ME! I AM ATREYU! I AM THE SON OF ALL!

I fuckin love that movie... it's the story of a kid who transitions from a reader to a writer in the wake of experiencing emotional overload. The book never had any words in it and it's unending because he can just keep making new stories with his new ability... an auryn, a brilliant, glorious light inside imagination itself, it can create continuously and even autonomously apart from being, in dreams and even in day dreams.

That reality is the hyperverse... it can only exist coherently in imagination within our realm of "real", but we can explore into it and can exoform reality to turn dreams into physicality.

Sort of like Wall-E... but imagine a "Forever Bot" that continuously collects space dust, compacting the dust into an artificial atom of exponential size... and then after spending aeons doing that... it poops!

Once every aeon or so... poop goes a giant atom... and another... and another... trillions to the power of trillions of them.

Even if reality ends entirely we can recreate reality at a larger, more permanent scale.

Well, I mean, I can...

I HAVE THE AURYN!

I HAVE THE POWER!

I can rewrite reality... you can only live with it. Sucks to be you.
 
”so many people are so desperate to have somebody they can look down on and heap calumny upon”

I love these quotes that you Kiwis plaster at the top of your site... it exemplifies the fact that you prey upon miscommunication. That is, when someone can't communicate well they fumble and look clownish... but not necessarily because they actually are. A lot of times people just can't effectively articulate their feelings and they get further and further frustrated by that fact, which then causes further fumble.

The most common compliment I get is, 'You said that exactly the way I wanted to say it!'

As if my words are hidden treasures of communicable currency that enrich creationary connection.

It's a problem of course for a lot of you... cause uh, regardless of how much you might want to communicate some superficial sense of imagined betterment over my being... well you just wind up looking like a retard trying to insult a savant.

I could be the goofiest, kookiest, corniest cracker on the planet and... it wouldn't fuckin matter! I can convert pain into paint as a means to create living artistry; infinite imagination!

I have LITERAL super powers... tha'fuck have you got? Whining about getting ass mad decades ago? Shit dude, I can't be arsed to remember who tha'fuck "Zaiger" is.

Granted most of my friends are murderers now...


So maybe my standards in perceptual priority have changed as a result.

I wrote deposition questions for people that had drastic outcomes on cases and in one case it even resulted in dropped charges against one person, but it created charges against another... no offense, but... I worry about more "real" shit these days. Do you want to talk about class action lawsuits involving inmate accounts and commissary?

Maybe glow up.
 
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