My posts are completely serious.
for instance this is the chart of Katie Hobbs and I suspect that because she's a wine aunt, that Neptune transiting Aries conjunct her Chiron and squaring her Venus is going to give her emotional distress and reckless foolishness that might hurt her election performance. Transiting Saturn in Aries opposing her Libra Uranus on election day also isn't a good sign for her. She will have to commit more fraud than in 2022 (thankfully some measures were put in place to make fraud more difficult), and/or be boosted by NPCs going along with whoever the "incumbent" is.
I am somewhat confident about my placement for her Ascendant, and if it is accurate she's going to have extra trouble right now because of Saturn squaring her Ascendant. Normally that could entail legal trouble / arrest but I don't think that's going to happen to her right at this phase in time. Mayyyybe next year though. Right now is when potential reputation damage happens from scandals, which cause her stress visible on her face