🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Imagine if she was nice!

If her outside as as ugly as her inside, she'd be a female Styx.

 

[W@rui]

Nice work Styx.

 

[Kiislova]

He's crashing down FAST.
Can't type coherently, can't speak coherently either....

Nice work Styx.

 

[Ghostface Killah]

He's still alive?

 

[Chongqing]

Nice work Styx.

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He looks scared.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

He looks scared.

Retard Pan here is realizing he has fucked himself good I hope.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Goodenov vodka should sponsor him a few free T-shirts.

They can barely afford to make vodka, a free shirt would bankrupt that company.

Imagine if she was nice!

She'd probably have a lot more children's blood on her hand than just Styx's aborted fetus.

 

[Leylon Sneed]

They can barely afford to make vodka, a free shirt would bankrupt that company.

Goodnoff retails at $13 for a handle. It's apparently domestic, but I saw in my cursory search a reference to it says distilled in the heartland of the US, so take that as stated because I haven't found a distillery.

 

[Lukie]

Goodnoff retails at $13 for a handle. It's apparently domestic, but I saw in my cursory search a reference to it says distilled in the heartland of the US, so take that as stated because I haven't found a distillery.

With Styx's current income he can afford 30 bottles a month, but no budget left for food, bills or smokes.

He is FUCKED.

 

[PsyopDuck]

Goodnoff retails at $13 for a handle. It's apparently domestic, but I saw in my cursory search a reference to it says distilled in the heartland of the US, so take that as stated because I haven't found a distillery.

Looking forward to the search for the distillery that makes Vodka Brand Vodka.

If Thyx was smart he'd be angling to get sponsored by them. Their customers are right in his strike zone because he's such a cool guy!

 

[HerTea Pants]

He is FUCKED.

Jail would be better than this. Any normal person would prefer jail over languishing on a retarded girl's laundry room floor with no sustenance besides cheap vodka. If he were in jail he'd have 3 square meals a day and a cot to sleep in. And to think, he'd probably even be out by now if he would've just turned himself in months ago.

 

[MazonLabs Recruitment Rep]

He's still alive?

He'll outlive us all. Rotten bastards never seem to die, and lolcows almost never do time.

 

[General Insomnia]

Jail would be better than this. Any normal person would prefer jail over languishing on a retarded girl's laundry room floor with no sustenance besides cheap vodka. If he were in jail he'd have 3 square meals a day and a cot to sleep in. And to think, he'd probably even be out by now if he would've just turned himself in months ago.

They don't let you drink there. Tarl has one singular goal now. Drink!

Good for him. Hope it all works out.

 

[Lukie]

Jail would be better than this. Any normal person would prefer jail over languishing on a retarded girl's laundry room floor with no sustenance besides cheap vodka. If he were in jail he'd have 3 square meals a day and a cot to sleep in. And to think, he'd probably even be out by now if he would've just turned himself in months ago.

Do you think prison rape would cure his Peter Pan syndrome or make him worse?

He's still alive?

I mean, I wouldn't call his existence living. A cat is going to die in that room and Mel is not going to be able to tell the difference from the smell.

 

[Leylon Sneed]

A cat is going to die in that room and Mel is not going to be able to tell the difference from the smell.

After watching his "Cats are cool" video, I'm even more convinced he's living in the laundry room. He has to keep the door cracked open because the cats are trying to use the litter box.. and he thinks they come in to see him because of his animal magnetism.

 

[HerTea Pants]

After watching his "Cats are cool" video, I'm even more convinced he's living in the laundry room. He has to keep the door cracked open because the cats are trying to use the litter box.. and he thinks they come in to see him because of his animal magnetism.

He's possibly living in a laundry room/cat toilet and he thinks the cats come to visit him because they like him. Not because they need to use the litter box. That is actually really sad. He probably has toxoplasmosis. Whomever is keeping track of the list of possible death scenarios for Tarl can add toxoplasmosis to the list. He does in fact exhibit some of the symptoms.

 

[Lukie]

Not because they need to use the litter box.

Going to keep an ear out for the sounds of gentle thuds onto fine gravel, followed * scratch, scratch, scratch * in his future videos.



I would speculate that one of them laid one down in his hat and that's why he isn't wearing it anymore, but I don't think that would stop him,

 

[Chongqing]

After watching his "Cats are cool" video, I'm even more convinced he's living in the laundry room. He has to keep the door cracked open because the cats are trying to use the litter box.. and he thinks they come in to see him because of his animal magnetism.

No romance?

 

[Malikov]

Jail would be better than this. Any normal person would prefer jail over languishing on a retarded girl's laundry room floor with no sustenance besides cheap vodka. If he were in jail he'd have 3 square meals a day and a cot to sleep in. And to think, he'd probably even be out by now if he would've just turned himself in months ago.

He can't go to jail as he's scared of other men.
It's why he takes his impotent rage out on women.

 

[Uncle Bully]

He's still alive?

In a manner of speaking, yes.