DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Balr0g]

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A bag of Burger King food...on a paper plate...I've seen it all

Either the camera angle is just bad or he really looks like one of those holocaust survivors with a big head and shrunk body. That Ozempic must hit really hard (or he is shitting his body weight into his diapers)

 

[johnkimble123]

I don’t know if it’s ever a surprise that DSP’s fans are just other DSPs. He’s their hero. The incel turned asexual gay man who never managed to mature past 13 but is LARPing as an adult. Not to mention Phil has been shunned from every community he’s tried to join, just like them fr fr. You also have the failed streamers who also see Phil as a hero.

I’m honestly shocked Phil didn’t pick up more Phil’s off of Kino or Asmongold, since being a whale in Phil’s chat to get his attention is easier than doing it in their chats.

Phil will likely survive off these types for a while, although the amount of this type of person who also has whale funds is much more limited. But he always manages to find 1 or 2 new ones a year.

 

[PigRoachNeedstoD1E]

my god this dude is 100% on whatever shit he takes to lose weight, his aspect is so unpleaseant to see, tiny arms and his droopy face that is more prominent than before thanks to all the fat he didn't burn in his face, a real life cartoon.

I really hope it fries his guts and pancreas, and I also really hope I get to catch that on livestream. My god that'd be amazing. Coz that stuff HURTS like hell, and it's an incredibly painful agonizing way to die, and I really hope that's how the pig perishes

Either the camera angle is just bad or he really looks like one of those holocaust survivors with a big head and shrunk body. That Ozempic must hit really hard (or he is shitting his body weight into his diapers)

Probably both in combination. It's not uncommon for ozempic to cause permanent gut issues, as in, you stop ozempic and even after a year or so, you still have the gut issues. I think that's what's happened with pigroach and he deserves it. But you KNOW he's still not stopped ozempic. I really hope ozempic gets to make the pig perish. Cmon ozempic do your job please be our hero

I don’t know if it’s ever a surprise that DSP’s fans are just other DSPs. He’s their hero. The incel turned asexual gay man who never managed to mature past 13 but is LARPing as an adult. Not to mention Phil has been shunned from every community he’s tried to join, just like them fr fr. You also have the failed streamers who also see Phil as a hero.

I’m honestly shocked Phil didn’t pick up more Phil’s off of Kino or Asmongold, since being a whale in Phil’s chat to get his attention is easier than doing it in their chats.

Phil will likely survive off these types for a while, although the amount of this type of person who also has whale funds is much more limited. But he always manages to find 1 or 2 new ones a year.

I just don't get what's his appeal? Why isn't he homeless and starved to death yet? Can somebody explain?

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

Rend lives with his kid

The poo

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

The poo

I'm sorry, am mobilefag and don't know how to edit that attempt at post.

 

[SwiftBucks]

I’m honestly shocked Phil didn’t pick up more Phil’s off of Kino or Asmongold

If he was a politisperg or at the very least a larper he could have.

 

[GoldenSpoon]

Can someone who is in the know about the TCG realm answer this for me:
In terms of addiction how far along the road is Dave? Like the first unsleeving of the pokemon card was say - the first toke on a joint and the end game is Matthew Perry/MJ. Where are we on that scale right about now?
I know he's addicted but i just can't figure out how deeply addicted he is.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

Can someone who is in the know about the TCG realm answer this for me:
In terms of addiction how far along the road is Dave? Like the first unsleeving of the pokemon card was say - the first toke on a joint and the end game is Matthew Perry/MJ. Where are we on that scale right about now?
I know he's addicted but i just can't figure out how deeply addicted he is.

phail isnt really walking the "road" of addiction. that would require at least unconscious commitment and this fucker isnt capable of committing to anything ever. the usual signs of addiction, pawning off possessions, obsessive behavior, begging, self neglect arent really applicable to phail because either his laziness overrides everything else (afaik his closet clearouts arent so much a vehicle for trying to sell shit to his dents, he just takes the opportunity to beg extra hard) or hes always been doing it.

i wonder if hes quit whaling out on wwec to spend the money on his newfound childrens toy addiction instead. that would be the biggest tell imo.

 

[ABarkingDuck]

Can someone who is in the know about the TCG realm answer this for me:
In terms of addiction how far along the road is Dave? Like the first unsleeving of the pokemon card was say - the first toke on a joint and the end game is Matthew Perry/MJ. Where are we on that scale right about now?
I know he's addicted but i just can't figure out how deeply addicted he is.

I'd say easily a 6 or 7. He's been buying multiple booster boxes at a time now for a bit and has ripped probably several of them off stream as well. The jump to MTG was stupid as well and proves he has an addiction. The constant push of "give me money to open cards" gives another hint. He really wants to open them up but can't because he knows idiots will pay him to open them up at some point. Otherwise, those boosters would be ripped open too. Look at this TCG Card Shop streams. That dude spends a good portion (besides the abhorrent gameplay) ripping open several packs at a time in the store corner like a tweaker. It's giving him a rush like opening cards IRL provides. If online gambling was legal in Washington state, Bankruptcy 2.0 would definitely be coming along a lot faster like a freight train. The dude is hooked and won't stop anytime soon.

It kills me he is chasing card values when the dumbass lightbulb has stated he has zero plans to sell. It's all about money to him. I have Pokemon cards worth more than anything he has ripped open. But do I care about the value? No. I like them for what they are and not the intrinsic value. People like DSP has ruined Pokemon. Chasing values and not liking the cards for what they are. Give it sometime and he might start ripping Yu-Gi-Oh instead or Disney Lorcana. I think he's expecting the cards to get him out of impending Diaper-ruptcy 2.0.

 

[Jersh Moon Muppet]

Can someone who is in the know about the TCG realm answer this for me:
In terms of addiction how far along the road is Dave? Like the first unsleeving of the pokemon card was say - the first toke on a joint and the end game is Matthew Perry/MJ. Where are we on that scale right about now?
I know he's addicted but i just can't figure out how deeply addicted he is.

Id say he's in full thralls of addiction.

Buying and pulling off stream. Only sees a card monetary value, instead of enjoying the hobby

Claims he will sell his cards as justification to buy more

Buys boxes way above msrp instead of being patient. Or going outside to buy some

He needs his fix, he really really does. He needs that fix

 

[Nate Dingus]

It’s like if some Down’s syndrome adult won the lotto. They’re not gonna spend it on lavish things like vacations, cars, drugs, hookers, etc. They’re gonna blow it all on the same type of shit Phil buys. Toys, useless microtransactions, McDonalds delivery, Pokémon cards etc.

Phil is literally just how they all want to be. They get him. But yeah it’s still wild to watch the money burn.

A Downie who won the lottery would have gone to see the Hulkster in Tampa before he died.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

I'd say easily a 6 or 7. He's been buying multiple booster boxes at a time now for a bit and has ripped probably several of them off stream as well. The jump to MTG was stupid as well and proves he has an addiction. The constant push of "give me money to open cards" gives another hint. He really wants to open them up but can't because he knows idiots will pay him to open them up at some point. Otherwise, those boosters would be ripped open too. Look at this TCG Card Shop streams. That dude spends a good portion (besides the abhorrent gameplay) ripping open several packs at a time in the store corner like a tweaker. It's giving him a rush like opening cards IRL provides. If online gambling was legal in Washington state, Bankruptcy 2.0 would definitely be coming along a lot faster like a freight train. The dude is hooked and won't stop anytime soon.

It kills me he is chasing card values when the dumbass lightbulb has stated he has zero plans to sell. It's all about money to him. I have Pokemon cards worth more than anything he has ripped open. But do I care about the value? No. I like them for what they are and not the intrinsic value. People like DSP has ruined Pokemon. Chasing values and not liking the cards for what they are. Give it sometime and he might start ripping Yu-Gi-Oh instead or Disney Lorcana. I think he's expecting the cards to get him out of impending Diaper-ruptcy 2.0.

Collectable pricing is extrinsic value. The intrinsic value of an object is how well it serves the role it was created to fill.

 

[PigRoachNeedstoD1E]

I'd say easily a 6 or 7. He's been buying multiple booster boxes at a time now for a bit and has ripped probably several of them off stream as well. The jump to MTG was stupid as well and proves he has an addiction. The constant push of "give me money to open cards" gives another hint. He really wants to open them up but can't because he knows idiots will pay him to open them up at some point. Otherwise, those boosters would be ripped open too. Look at this TCG Card Shop streams. That dude spends a good portion (besides the abhorrent gameplay) ripping open several packs at a time in the store corner like a tweaker. It's giving him a rush like opening cards IRL provides. If online gambling was legal in Washington state, Bankruptcy 2.0 would definitely be coming along a lot faster like a freight train. The dude is hooked and won't stop anytime soon.

It kills me he is chasing card values when the dumbass lightbulb has stated he has zero plans to sell. It's all about money to him. I have Pokemon cards worth more than anything he has ripped open. But do I care about the value? No. I like them for what they are and not the intrinsic value. People like DSP has ruined Pokemon. Chasing values and not liking the cards for what they are. Give it sometime and he might start ripping Yu-Gi-Oh instead or Disney Lorcana. I think he's expecting the cards to get him out of impending Diaper-ruptcy 2.0.

I don't understand why he still has money. And how could he get away with bankruptcy claims, those were fraudulent as fuck

 

[Samuel Fuller]

A Downie who won the lottery would have gone to see the Hulkster in Tampa before he died.

A true retard would spend that lottery fortune building a Time Machine to go meet Hogan in Tampa.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I don't understand why he still has money. And how could he get away with bankruptcy claims, those were fraudulent as fuck

pigroach luck is real

 

[PigRoachNeedstoD1E]

pigroach luck is real

We can hope ozempic finishes the job then and it shall be on livestream

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

The jump to MTG was stupid as well and proves he has an addiction. The constant push of "give me money to open cards" gives another hint.

You'd think with MTG Marvel he'd at least get interested in the cards and what they do since he's claiming to be a Marvel fan. But noo, his only commentary is "oh it's XYZ character from XYZ show, let's see how much it's worth".

Where are we on that scale right about now?
I know he's addicted but i just can't figure out how deeply addicted he is.

In term of addiction he's around a 6/10, he got a few hits with pokemon and is now chasing more hits with MTG and the new pokemon sets. The more hits the more boxes he'll order. He was talking about expanding his horizons into one piece cards now that he saw some of them go for up to $1000.

The whole TCG saga is moving the second bankruptcy doomsday clock closer to midnight. It's only a matter of time until he has to declare another one, he'll probably get it but it's funny to think maybe the IRS might look more into his business.

 

[I Love Videogames 69]

Collectable pricing is extrinsic value. The intrinsic value of an object is how well it serves the role it was created to fill.

This honestly says a lot about what David buys, EVERYTHING he consooms has no intrinsic value. It's all either addiction style stuff, or tech that gets old and useless, or Amazon style stuff that even if it works nobody would buy second hand like fucking RGBs.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

I don't understand why he still has money. And how could he get away with bankruptcy claims, those were fraudulent as fuck

He filed during lockdown and the courts were rubber-stamping bankruptcies that weren’t screaming red flags just to clear the docket.

 

[SwiftBucks]

I don't understand why he still has money. And how could he get away with bankruptcy claims, those were fraudulent as fuck

Bankruptcy court doesn't care as long as you can basically prove you're a retard with money. If he took out cards and then hid the money offshore they'd take a closer look but it doesn't matter to them what you spent it on or if it's businesses related or not.