🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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TerminalBlueIce dijo:
In college during the summers they would host a Special Olympics event and I oversaw the powerlifting group for the two weeks or so it went down. My "cohort" was around 20 downsie chongos and I had to make sure everything was safe during the warm ups and official comp lifts. The venue was our 15000 square foot weight room that was also shared with the other collegiate sports. During those two weeks the girls field hockey team was also in the middle of their hell week/tryouts.

I very quickly realized I had to be chief tard wrangler because these gorilla-sized mongoloids would get ultra amped from a 400 lb deadlift then go full cave man agro and just bee line towards the dainty field hockey girls open mouth drooling "muh dick" and I had to run interference otherwise there would have been a very loud very close to death rape in front of everyone there. There were newspaper photographers and family of the retards that were flabbergasted at me for telling their village idiot to get their giant banana hands off of Stacy.

Left to their own devices those animals will fuck and eat indiscriminantly.
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That was equal parts Horrifying, Hilarious, and Informative. Unfortunately the site only lets me give you one sticker, but I wanted you to know it deserved all three of those. Plus "Winner" for your tard-wrangling skills, and maybe "Deviant" for the horny speds. 🤣
 
Autistic Joe dijo:
That was equal parts Horrifying, Hilarious, and Informative. Unfortunately the site only lets me give you one sticker, but I wanted you to know it deserved all three of those. Plus "Winner" for your tard-wrangling skills, and maybe "Deviant" for the horny speds. 🤣
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Thank you for that, honestly. This was pre-iPhone years. It was the most fun just standing in the background, hands behind my back trying to keep my shit together, straight faced seeing that all play out. I ended up marrying one of the Stacies from that summer.
 
Leylon Sneed dijo:
He took a Greyhound out of Rutland. He also has a license, but doesn't drive because of his crippling anxiety.
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That and he gave his car to Sam. Smart move.

UCantCCPMe dijo:
FTFY
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Not fair to those with the 'tism in a way. Tard is just brain damaged from drugs and alcohol. A wet brain and a bath salted salvia fuckup sprinkled with bad hallucinogenic compounds which were probably impure due to the fact he has no friends and no "tribe" to help him source real drugs of quality.

Chandelier dijo:
His frame frightens me. He used to have muscle tone and now looks like a Hollow from Dark Souls.
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Or a demi-hollow / jibakurei from Bleach - a soul lingering whose chain of fate is deteriorating and slowly becoming a hollow, his short chain binds him to a small patch of territory.

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mickrussom dijo:
That and he gave his car to Sam. Smart move.
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To think he could have skipped town in Sam's blue Altima(?) and been just fine if he got pulled over (except maybe the warrant, but I think it took a couple days for that to get processed). At least Sam still has a roof over her head, and her sewing machine and thread and cake pan are safe in Dylan's basement.
 
Leylon Sneed dijo:
To think he could have skipped town in Sam's blue Altima(?) and been just fine if he got pulled over (except maybe the warrant, but I think it took a couple days for that to get processed). At least Sam still has a roof over her head, and her sewing machine and thread and cake pan are safe in Dylan's basement.
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Lol, you really think Dylan kept all that trash? Everything but the Xbox ended up in the county dump right where it belongs, including Sam.
 
mickrussom dijo:
There was one with a better view of the car - you can see its blue. Its sort of nice, Avalons are generally nice. The retard Thicks gave her a car, paid her rent and got minimal puss and she threw the book at him. Brutal.
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Styx's car was not the best ride when the flex pipe was fucked, but it felt a lot better after a new one was welded on. Frontend is still a bit gnarly, and AC isn't working. Rural VT roads are terrible; I do not recommend them.
 
General Insomnia dijo:
Styx's car was not the best ride when the flex pipe was fucked, but it felt a lot better after a new one was welded on. Frontend is still a bit gnarly, and AC isn't working. Rural VT roads are terrible; I do not recommend them.
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So it was a jalopy when Tard gave it to Sam?
 
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mickrussom dijo:
So it was a jalopy when he gave it to Sam?
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Iirc it was left to rot at Mommy and Daddy's, but it wasn't exactly in top tier quality when he bought it. Since then it's been handled a bit rough and also taken the horrendous Vermont road conditions, but I can't judge, I'm not a fantastic driver myself.
 
I checked in on our guy Styx and noticed he finally changed his shirt. There's been speculation that he's languishing on the floor in Mel's laundry room so he should be able to easily and frequently wash his clothes but he clearly doesn't. The Ketchup on my Ketchup shirt though... It's so him! His fine culinary taste on full display.
 
HerTea Pants dijo:
I checked in on our guy Styx and noticed he finally changed his shirt. There's been speculation that he's languishing on the floor in Mel's laundry room so he should be able to easily and frequently wash his clothes but he clearly doesn't. The Ketchup on my Ketchup shirt though... It's so him! His fine culinary taste on full display.
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Goodenov vodka should sponsor him a few free T-shirts.
 
HerTea Pants dijo:
It's so him! His fine culinary taste on full display.
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It was fun to watch Tard give food preparation instructions to his Aryan Princess (who had made content before the philosophy stint on cooking and cuisine) and chose to flex his culinary muscles by drowning things in catsup and reviewing MREs, the height of cuisine.

Ayatollah Rock n Rolla dijo:
Goodenov vodka should sponsor him a few free T-shirts.
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Free tier Goodenuff vodka shirts have shitstains, piss dirt and sweat. Its like acid wash jeans, but instead of acid and a wash, its bodily fluids, excrement, filth and cum crust.
 
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