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🍔 QuarterpounderJeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest
He didn't even buy a 'lesser' machine though. It was 100% a lie. He claimed he required it to save his business when it was under a politically-motivated attack when he was most vulnerable. I can't even think of a weasel-word excuse for him on this one.
One: The camera angle is MEEK! I can picture him hunched over holding his phone close to his waist as to not draw attention to his health flex on the alogs. The quality is poor, most pics on the farms are, but I like to imagine it is because his alcohol withdrawal bone rattling shakes are confusing the AI stabilization style technology.
Two: This is not a meal for him. This is an appetizer, if not a light snack. At Hambly’s mass, this might even be considered finger food. Unless he is loading his gut with potatoes and rice he will need a full pig or cow, maybe 8 chickens if they are properly bloated through corn and cancer tumors.
In all reality, down the belt there is a couple of bottles of cheap nigger swill. A two-four of Celsius. Two packs of condoms so every bull has a sleeve. Hopefully some cherry juice for the gout, I hear it does wonders.
He looks like a rejected unit from starcraft. Like a pic of one of those that got grabbed by the zerg and detonates themselves into a giant fireball and coffee grounds. When you click on the unit it says, "doo be doo be doo."
He looks like a rejected unit from starcraft. Like a pic of one of those that got grabbed by the zerg and detonates themselves into a giant fireball and coffee grounds. When you click on the unit it says, "doo be doo be doo."
He didn't even buy a 'lesser' machine though. It was 100% a lie. He claimed he required it to save his business when it was under a politically-motivated attack when he was most vulnerable. I can't even think of a weasel-word excuse for him on this one.
He didn't even buy a 'lesser' machine though. It was 100% a lie. He claimed he required it to save his business when it was under a politically-motivated attack when he was most vulnerable. I can't even think of a weasel-word excuse for him on this one.
Yeah, and that's the shit that makes what he did more and more unforgivable. I was listening to one of Flurgundy's recent recaps (that I believe was covering a @returnofthemacandcheese recap), and it's insane how brazenly he lied about it. Thank God he's so retarded, or he might have been successful at scamming non-boomers. There's no doubt in my mind that he'd sell his own mother for the slightest financial gain. I mean, the dude already sold his dad to Jamaican bulls for the sake of Internet arguments
Many people, especially the Casino, question why he's always sniffing, and I think I have the answer... he's not exactly sniffing, he's taking deep intakes of air through his nose because he's constantly out of breath, hence why he's always sniffing but his nose is always dry, he never flicks it or rubs it to suggest allergies or w/e...
His breathing is just that fucked... a loved one of mine has issues with breathing due to repeated lung infections because of a born weak immune system which results in pneumonia many times through her life, leading to lung damage.
And even with her condition, she still doesn't have to breath like Jer, his out of shape nature, his fatness, his addictions.. he can barely breath, I'm surprised he's not ona CPAP machine.
Many people, especially the Casino, question why he's always sniffing, and I think I have the answer... he's not exactly sniffing, he's taking deep intakes of air through his nose because he's constantly out of breath, hence why he's always sniffing but his nose is always dry, he never flicks it or rubs it to suggest allergies or w/e...
His breathing is just that fucked... a loved one of mine has issues with breathing due to repeated lung infections because of a born weak immune system which results in pneumonia many times through her life, leading to lung damage.
And even with her condition, she still doesn't have to breath like Jer, his out of shape nature, his fatness, his addictions.. he can barely breath, I'm surprised he's not ona CPAP machine.
I'm going with a simpler explanation. The Jeraplegic is always out of breath because he's a fat lazy lying bastard hopped up on opiates and benzos while pounding caffeine like the Jewbull on his wife.
I'm going with a simpler explanation. The Jeraplegic is always out of breath because he's a fat lazy lying bastard hopped up on opiates and benzos while pounding caffeine like the Jewbull on his wife.
That, legitimately crippling anxiety, and also a fear of public speaking. The latter two are somewhat interchangeable in this circumstance, but Jeremy just looks like he's terrified as he's trying to get words out. I imagine his habit of constantly breathing away from the mic was borne out of streaming etiquette, but it is very obviously a nervous tic now. FFS, he does you on damn near every other word at this point.
>Jeremy's 24-hour cope-eration is STILL ongoing
Okay, so to summarize
He's firing staff
he's selling off assets and prized possessions
he's admitting on stream that his show is 'on the way out'
he's botting his views
Everything points to him not making money, and it is known that he doesn't make money on the coffee bags either. So he's burning money, but he keeps his show running anyway, and also keeps going to the casino (referring to literal casinos, not the kino casino)
What drives him to keep going? Why doesn't he just fold the youtube view + coffee business model and do something else? Every other day he keeps going wastes resources.
There's just so many layers to his decisionmaking that I can't relate to at all.
If I were in his situation, I'd be scrambling to pull out of the conservative youtuber grift (yes I'm usually against throwing around this word willy-nilly but it absolutely applies here) and set up a completely different business. >but how do you know a different business would make money?
I don't, it could flop, but with the current one, I know it doesn't make money for certain.
His personal life, same deal. Him and Heather, how are they still married? I couldn't imagine.
If I imagine I was in his situation, my wife comes up to me and tells me she either wants to fuck another guy and won't take no for an answer, or she already has, I couldn't imagine staying in that marriage. I don't think I could do it emotionally even if I wanted to. First thing I'd do is record her admitting to all this, and then lawyer up and file for divorce. Even if I get divorce raped, that's still better than being stuck in the cuckshed within your own marriage.
He didn't even buy a 'lesser' machine though. It was 100% a lie. He claimed he required it to save his business when it was under a politically-motivated attack when he was most vulnerable. I can't even think of a weasel-word excuse for him on this one.
I have a theory on how the k-cup machine thing played out. So when he was asking for those 80k dollars to buy the machine, he was complaining about how companies were giving him the Josh Moon treatment by collectively refusing to offer third party K-cup machine usage, and he said he needed to buy his own machine because nobody was willing to let him use theirs.
And then fast forward, Luther or whoever else discovers that the company he white-labels from also supplies the k-cups for his coffee, so he's not even using his own machine for it.
He gets blackballed by all the companies that could handle K-cup machine usage
Asks audience to finance him buying his own machine at full price, so he can do it himself, says his business is fucked if he can't get one because no k-cups -> no selling coffee
His viewers fund the full 80k for the machine
A changing development happens, the coffee company he white labels from, offers to also let him use their k-cup machine for an extra fee
Jer bags the money the audience gave him, and accepts the offer to use their inhouse k-cup machine instead of buying his own
BTW that ultra mega 11,000 cup an hour machine has a 4-width line. The same company makes 1 and 2-width lines but no, jejer MUST HAVE THE ABSOLUTE BIGGEST AND BADDEST ONE!
There's even this little self-contained all-in-one unit that does 3,000 an hour that's half the price of the one jerjer wants, NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
have a theory on how the k-cup machine thing played out. So when he was asking for those 80k dollars to buy the machine, he was complaining about how companies were giving him the Josh Moon treatment by collectively refusing to offer third party K-cup machine usage, and he said he needed to buy his own machine because nobody was willing to let him use theirs.
1. He put $120k down with Mill Creek and got ghosted before Mother’s Day.
2. He retcons this story later to his audience as, a contractor ghosted him for 8 months for his down-payment on a new studio, to hide drop-shipping but still use the story to complain
3. “My coffee company is under attack. The woke left fucked me guys, they fucked me. They really really did.” Stream happens
4. Changes vendor to JavaTaza using the money he crowdfunded for a K-cup machine, during Mother’s Day emergency busking.
5. All roasting and manufacturing moves to JavaTaza & distribution to Amazon
6. JavaTaza stops offering White Label service and custom flavored blends
7. Loses Wal-Mart distribution offer
8. V-log threatens to sue the Internet for stochastic terrorism
9. ???
10. Suicide
That's not technically impossible, but Jer told so many other lies throughout that video that it is extraordinarily unbelievable. Given his history of lying and outright scamming, he lost the benefit of the doubt over a decade ago. Retaining what I believe is a reasonable level of skepticism, he would need to address the following -
Did his k-cup packer did consciously cut him off as a customer
Was the reason for this was because they were contacted by political activists engaging in actual cancel culture
What he spent the actual money on
Why he never chose to admit or apologize for this or offer refunds
Why he thought he needed the 80k machine and not a cheaper one
Why he couldn't fund it through his ad revenue (which was close to its peak at that time)
His volume of sales at the time that required that level of production
Why he needed to crowdfund it at all (anyone who has 80k available on a credit card must have large assets and revenue)
Why he couldn't have paid off the 80k on the credit card through the sales of the product being processed through the machine he was considering purchasing
And that's just off the top of my head.
Frankly, it'd be irresponsible to believe that's the true story until the above is addressed, and I think that's fairly objective and reasonable. And even if it is true, he's still a scumbag. Even in best-case scenario, that is not an ethical way to run a business whatsoever. People apparently gave his business eighty thousand dollars and didn't even get a bag of his shitty coffee. Businesses are supposed to sell products or services, not accept donations.
What are the crawfish for? 
I hate I missed some of these streams back in the day. This is Kino
