💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

Hm, his little "go wun away" document looks to be faked, it refers to him as "this gentleman" which is an Andee calling card, lots of grammar errors, and says "History of autism hypertension", which isn't a thing.
Plus, he doesn't have a diagnosis of Autism, no matter how much he just keeps saying it over and over, which he's tried for years now, to no avail.
 
Genuinely pleased about the upcoming crashout. Hopefully it stays nice and hot in Erie so Andee can get some sun on that pale egg that is his empty head. Looks like he's not gonna go wun away today as someone called him and placated him, so it's gonna be packed huggies and doin cool e-mails in front of 3 box fans. It warms my heart knowing he's super mad about his caregivers being able to deny his whims. If he actually committed suicide then surely people would care, rite? it'd be on dem, rite guys?
 
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It really surprises me that any of these care agencies are willing to risk massive lawsuits from their employees just for Amby's tardbux. Guess they dont hire the most brilliant people. If my employer was forcing me to get sexually abused...I wouldn't be working anymore because of my massive lawsuit payout.
 
Hm, his little "go wun away" document looks to be faked, it refers to him as "this gentleman" which is an Andee calling card, lots of grammar errors, and says "History of autism hypertension", which isn't a thing.
Plus, he doesn't have a diagnosis of Autism, no matter how much he just keeps saying it over and over, which he's tried for years now, to no avail.

All it needs are tone shifts, and idiosyncracies like "severe autism disability disorder", and "Andy" instead of "pt."

He's even filmed himself forging documents.

He also probably will not want a new ADOS autism test. They changed up the modules so you can't "study" for it anymore, and added measures to catch fakes.
 
It really surprises me that any of these care agencies are willing to risk massive lawsuits from their employees just for Amby's tardbux. Guess they dont hire the most brilliant people. If my employer was forcing me to get sexually abused...I wouldn't be working anymore because of my massive lawsuit payout.
Exactly if I were a worker getting tricked into diaper boys sexual assault I would sue the shit out that company putting me into that position .

And I think I’m gonna run away this Canadian smoke is killing me.
 
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I’m curious too. If I recall correctly, when he lived in the b cozy he ate mostly cereal and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Does he take insulin? Oddly he’s never mentioned it, to my knowledge.

New video.. he’s trying to sound as pathetic as possible.

0:00 Ugh, another APS call.
0:33 Andy gets past the wait time and an APS lady picks up the line.
Andy forgoes the fake AAC device and actually talks to her. Fatboy's totally verbal today.
0:46 "My namb's andy dish, I'm CAWLing…" He's REALLY trying to sound like someone rammed an ice pick up his nose.
0:50 "I'm not safe and I need HALP. Can you identify me please?" Pig nigga, you just ID'd yourself, why ask her to do it too?
He wants her to take a report and he suddenly sounds normal. Andy's got his business diaper on today, it seems.
0:57 "I call every single day asking you gaiz for HALP." (Translation: YOU GUYS NEVER COME OVER AND TOUCH MY MOON SIZED ASS)
1:00 APS lady starts to ask what andy wants, but andy cuts her off saying he's making a report AND a complaint saying he wants "immediate adult protective services intervention." (meaning he wants his ass wiped NOW.)
1:14 Andy "its not safe."
APS lady: How?
Andy: I've been calling you every single day, I need dat halp. My psychologist has reported you guys as well. I have no caregivers to fill my medications. My caregivers aren't qualified to do that but they do it anyway. I have no halp. Caregiver helps me eat my breakfast (like a baby bird I bet)
1:48 Andy starts stumbling over his words for real and its honestly kinda funny.
He says they help him eat his lunch and dinner too.
2:00 He has no one to help him plan meals (pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time~)
2:06 He doesn't know what to eat and doesn't know how to cook safely.
2:13 I don't know how to shop. (BULLSHIT)
2:17 I HAVE NO HALP. NO ONE HERE TO HALP ME.
2:21 NO ONE HERE TO HELP ME CHANGE MY DIAPER. NO HALP WITH WIPING.
(I remind you, she asked "how is it not safe" and andy has been talking about how he has no one holding his hand to do basic shit. He's not answering the question, he's just bitching.)
2:35 ANDY NEED HALP DRINKING BECAUSE NO CAN FEEL THIRSTY AND NO CAN FEEL HUNGRY.
2:45 he's now moved on to showing her his pokemon cards by listing off all his supposed medical problems. he lists balance and coordination issues, he can't bend over and reach behind him to wipe his ass or wash his feet.
3:00 I CAN'T TAKE MY MEDICATIONS, I HAVE TOO MANY!
3:10 I CAN'T PLAN MY ACTIVITIES! (even though he has a day planner in his hand at all times that he does himself)
3:20 MY CAREGIVERS WEREN'T STRUCTURING MY DAY!
Andy claims that structuring his day was an optional thing for his caregivers.
3:33 Andy claims his mean, evil caregivers didn't HALP him with getting speech therapy that were ordered by his totally real medical doctor.
3:49 andy says this totally real medical doctor recently discharged him, so therefore don't go looking for the orders to get speech therapy.
4:00 so because no one was HALPing him, andy couldn't send his fake AAC to get it fixed... even though he said he DID get it sent in.
4:16 I NEED HALP WITH THINGS! (Yeah, help right off the fucking pier you parasite.)
4:28 Andy says he's lost and confused and has no HALP or caregivers.
I remind you: HE'S STILL NOT ANSWERED HER ORIGINAL QUESTION.
4:34 "I wander every single day and almost get hit by car" (So he almost gets hit by cars every single day now. You'd think that would happen once if its an every day occurrence.)
Andy claims his psychologist called an am-bell-ants for andy because APS refuses to HALP him.
He is talking normally and not using the baby talk voice he started with.
5:00 andy's talking about how hard it was to leave a message with 'the office.'
5:12 More "its hard for me to even be alive" shit from andy.
It'd be really funny if she'd hung up 5 minutes ago and he's been ranting and raving to a dead line.
5:38 Andy says sunrise told him they were going to stop caring for him (No, he FIRED them.)
5:59 Andy has no capacity to get a new doctor.
6:15 his caregiver Anthony signed 'for andy' to go to the dentist when he wasn't allowed to do that.
6:34 NO ONE HEAH TO HELP ME. MY DAYB NO WANNA HALP ME.
6:48 andy says he has no access to food he can eat safely because he has to cook.
7:04 Not only can he not eat or cook safely, he can't feel hungry. This is all sunrise's fault because they didn't wanna halp him
the APS lady has said 2 lines in this entire call. its been nothing but andy talking brain to mouth about any problem that comes to mind.
7:22 Andy claims his caregivers were sleeping all day when they were with him.
7:36 "I have pictures! They would rather sleep than take care of me!"
7:40 Holy shit andy stopped talking long enough for the APS lady to talk. She then makes the mistake of asking for his health conditions.
Andy says: Autism, intellectual disability, unable to take care of himself, in-comp-e-tant, needs 24 hour care supervision and guardianship under medical orders, its not safe for him, he has no way of getting out in case of an emergency, he can't take his meds, he can't do anything on his own. he can't go to the doctor because getting on the bus requires someone to HALP him. Stranger danger issues. hits his head during thunderstorms. NOT SAFE FOR HIM.
8:30 I'M SKERT!
8:37 APS lady says she'll file the complaint for him (What part of that insane ramble was worth putting to paper?)
8:42 APS lady asks for his email to be included in it.
8:46 Andy changes his tablet to show us all his icons.
Andy begins talking very fast and very clearly how he's requesting immediate medical intervention.
Video ends.

key takeaways:
- Andy keeps throwing Sunrise's caregivers under the bus to look pathetic. He'll say they went above and beyond for him but they weren't allowed to do that so they're bad.
- He lied to the APS lady saying Sunrise let him go when he fired them.
- Andy says Sunrise caregivers slept all day.
- new thing for the 'andy can't' list: andy doesn't know how to shop.

also lets look at this list of Icons on his tablet
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Of course fatty has Mcdondalds on demand.
7 guitar apps because andy's gotta try to be better than DAYB.
A kids app, ew.
2 catholic apps. I'll avoid the obvious joke and say this is for andy pretending to have some sort of moral excuse for all his actions.
I see the bus app he uses to get around
The chess game he sucks at
lots of wheres waldo style baby games
his friend Gemini AI has its own icon
The clock he can't read
 
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He's fucking 50, if he hasn't learned how to behave like a human being or "built skills" yet, it's never going to happen, so there's no use pounding money down that particular rat hole anymore! The most effective way to deal with people like Andrew Ditch is to deal with him in the way that the US used to deal with his ilk: with either long periods of incarceration, or putting him in an asylum and keeping him off in some corner gorked to the gills on antipsychotics/mood stabilizers until the lard in his veins finally stops his heart for good.

Fuck Andrew Ditch for making me change my mind on bringing back asylums. Congrats, Andy...you finally stripped me of my empathy, something that years of practicing failed to do!
 
Somehow, I suspect if you start recording a phone call before any soul is even available to hear the warning that "this call is being recorded" it would not satisfy the requirement to inform the other party that they are being recorded in a two party consent state like Pennsylvania.

Also, editor Amdy, where did the entire 12th minute of the 9 o'clock hour go? Editing the video sure would seem to indicate that Amdy is craven enough to know what to conceal, and that everything released is because he chooses to put it out there. If Amdy was actually a retard he would just release everything without editing. There are conscious choices being made here. tl;dr: Amdy fake
 
He keeps doing normal things/making normal decisions and then telling people he doesn't have capacity lol. Like, you are recording a phone call to try to use later against someone -and you expect me to believe you can't cross a street safely? That isn't how cognitive impairment works, buddy lol.

I also love that he fired Sunrise because they wouldn't send a woman any longer, and he's trying to walk that back but can't. And now, every other home care agency in the area knows to never, ever send women to his place. They'll keep taking his money, but he's completely ruined any chance of getting what he's really after, at least in Erie. Kind of amazing when you think about it.
 
He keeps doing normal things/making normal decisions and then telling people he doesn't have capacity lol. Like, you are recording a phone call to try to use later against someone -and you expect me to believe you can't cross a street safely? That isn't how cognitive impairment works, buddy lol.

I also love that he fired Sunrise because they wouldn't send a woman any longer, and he's trying to walk that back but can't. And now, every other home care agency in the area knows to never, ever send women to his place. They'll keep taking his money, but he's completely ruined any chance of getting what he's really after, at least in Erie. Kind of amazing when you think about it.
Ya I think they’ve noticed he wanted only women being tricked into wiping his ass and not men like other hospitals noticed previously.

Thank fuck for wind I can see the sky again so I’ve canceled my running away for now.
 

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Somehow, I suspect if you start recording a phone call before any soul is even available to hear the warning that "this call is being recorded" it would not satisfy the requirement to inform the other party that they are being recorded in a two party consent state like Pennsylvania.

Also, editor Amdy, where did the entire 12th minute of the 9 o'clock hour go? Editing the video sure would seem to indicate that Amdy is craven enough to know what to conceal, and that everything released is because he chooses to put it out there. If Amdy was actually a retard he would just release everything without editing. There are conscious choices being made here. tl;dr: Amdy fake

Classic low cunning. He is smart enough to know which parts of a conversation undermine his chosen narrative, but not smart enough to realize that the entire complex of behaviors is doomed to fail when people inevitably realize Amdy fake.
 
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Classic low cunning. He is smart enough to know which parts of a conversarion undermine his chosen narrative, but not smart enough to realize that the entire complex of behaviors is doomed to fail when people inevitably realize Amdy fake.
He always manages to find some kind hearted gullible soul that will fall for the tard act but I don’t think he has one this time and Tom dgaf anymore so this could get interesting.
 
He's fucking 50, if he hasn't learned how to behave like a human being or "built skills" yet, it's never going to happen

Yeah, at his age, which if I remember correctly is early 40's, it's entirely too late to do anything to help him even if he had a real disorder. He'd be on a trajectory of terminal decline. No one would waste time and money on any kind of service for an attempt at improvement. The best thing they could do for him, or anyone who was actually retarded, is electroshock until they won't stop drooling, and very high dose Thorazine.
 
He always manages to find some kind hearted gullible soul that will fall for the tard act but I don’t think he has one this time and Tom dgaf anymore so this could get interesting.

Clearly Sunrise is still playing ball with his baby games or at least trying to pass the buck. If he does receive an actual, trained member of the medical profession...

Well, that's very bad luck for him. He seems to think that's what he wants but doesn't seem to realize they're trained to zero in on fakers and also won't be putting up with his shit.
 
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