Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[glioblastoma multiforme]

Unless you are really close I don't think you need a respirator for wildfire particulates.

We currently have government advice in place for one.. Basically no strenuous physical exertion outside (so Vicky's fine), if you're asthmatic or have another lung condition, do your normal management shit and keep inhalers etc on you (which is in every asthma plan anyway), keep windows shut and limit going outdoors. If it was so dangerous hospitals would get flooded or there'd be serious long term health consequences I think they'd go more extreme. It costs less to hand out respirators than for the NHS to treat any significant proportion of the > 2 million people in the smoke's path. The advice extends to places a significant distance from the fire which is a bit disconcerting but better safe than sorry I guess.

Anyway I mostly am posting to let the record stand that "harm reduction drinking" is a thing now. Its not an unhealthy coping mechanism, its harm reduction. Water if you're dehydrated is harm reduction drinking, IIRC the consensus about the good shit in red wine is that its outweighed by how awful alcohol is for you. I'm not moralising about booze, I enjoy a G&T or bougie lambic, Vicky can have whatever tipple she likes but framing it this way is irksome.

Does a power chair count as a vehicle for the purposes of DUI? I suppose it doesn't matter too much as she's probably sad drinking in her room. Soon her bed mayo will have a winey friend.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Anyway I mostly am posting to let the record stand that "harm reduction drinking" is a thing now. Its not an unhealthy coping mechanism, its harm reduction. Water if you're dehydrated is harm reduction drinking, IIRC the consensus about the good shit in red wine is that its outweighed by how awful alcohol is for you. I'm not moralising about booze, I enjoy a G&T or bougie lambic, Vicky can have whatever tipple she likes but framing it this way is irksome.

This was harm reduction for medication interactions with her alcohol habit. In other words, you want to do this not terribly good for you thing, let's see which meds you should discontinue when you do it or which ones we need to switch you away from entirely.

I think Vicki could quickly "quirky haha I consume alcohol like my fellow youngsters" herself into a nasty addiction, if she isn't careful. Drinking alone ain't good, and I don't think she's hanging out with people, or we'd here her rapturous recounting of how she told them something and they all reacted positively and paid attention to her.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Derailing a bit but the AA dogma that if you have issues with alcohol you have to stop drinking NOW and never even smell a glass of Veuve again does not jibe with the evidence. Less is better, and sometimes good enough. All addiction medicine clinics here offer programs for ”controlled drinking”, which I guess would qualify as harm reduction. Naltrexone is one of the tools used, as is psycho-education. Binge drinkers seem to respond especially well.

Your average chronic hobo drunk will not be able to utilize those strategies, though. Only Jebus and Antabuse (and death) works for them.

Anyway. My point is that I hope Vicky gets alcohol poisoning.

 

[RuPaul’s Drag Racist]

You aren't supposed to find a therapist on twitter you shoulder munching retard.
I hope someone takes her up on her offer of an arranged marriage and sets her up with an even more lazy and disgusting lolcow who turns every complaint back on her with cries of ABLEISM

Watching her trying to sperg out on twitter without the mob turning on her for being ableist to expect him to get up and do something useful. Dya think poppy and Xena need a third?

I still don't understand why these retards even go to Xitter instead of Bluesoy considering that people can say faggot, troon, tranny, you could call her a kike tranny and she would be offended even though she isn't Jewish or even a real tranny. Hell, you can even say NIGGER there now without so much as a warning. Xitter is /pol/ but with less jannies, it makes no sense that Vicky posts there.

Vicki missed her appointment, magically got in and then talked the ear off of palliative care for 2 hours, during which they decided...she can drink, and they will get her an iron infusion.

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LMAO these people must be the hospital's resident experts in pacifying talkers and munchies. What a job. Listen to this bitch talk for 2 hours about her music and her seventeen different diagnoses for the same nebulous symptoms, and make all the right sympathetic noises so she's satisfied with an order for iron infusions.

Spongebob wants you to know Vicki's grandparents were DEFINITELY NOT Nazis even though they were in Nazi Germany as teens and young adults.

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Grandma died when she was 18, lol. I'm not being insensitive, she actually lols:

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There were child Nazis Vicky, you would know that if you ever read a fucking book instead of spending a decade pretending to be a blind drooling vegetable and getting high. Berlin was mostly defended by grandpas and little boys by the time the allies got there.

 

[Heinrich Maneuver]

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Anyone up to be Vicky's partner-free partner?

Interesting that Vicky says her friends have arranged marriages, when we are all suspecting she moved back in with her parents. She's referring to the social marriages of wealthy families, a marriage that may have been loveless but would have given her a comfortable living and social life, as long as she played her part, not 'arranged marriages' like some daughter being given to Uncle Bashir. Wonder if being back home is making her miss what she could have had. I know she willingly turned herself into a fat gender blob but still

 

[Spunt]

I still don't understand why these retards even go to Xitter instead of Bluesoy considering that people can say faggot, troon, tranny, you could call her a kike tranny and she would be offended even though she isn't Jewish or even a real tranny. Hell, you can even say NIGGER there now without so much as a warning. Xitter is /pol/ but with less jannies, it makes no sense that Vicky posts there.

Like Pigtits Tomlinson and every other lefty/shitlib on Xitter, they stay there because of the reach. Everyone needs to hear Vicky's tween-level musings! Losing them in a tiny hugbox like Bluesky would deprive the world of her genius!

 

[Sperghetti]

She's talking about a marriage arranged by her friends, not saying her friends are in arranged marriages.

She's basically saying she'd like (hypothetical) friends to hook her up with somebody because she doesn't think she'll meet somebody spontaneously on her own. She just uses retarded internet young person terms that have nothing to do with the actual meanings of these things.

 

[CheesyBoy]

Derailing a bit but the AA dogma that if you have issues with alcohol you have to stop drinking NOW and never even smell a glass of Veuve again does not jibe with the evidence. Less is better, and sometimes good enough. All addiction medicine clinics here offer programs for ”controlled drinking”, which I guess would qualify as harm reduction. Naltrexone is one of the tools used, as is psycho-education. Binge drinkers seem to respond especially well.

Your average chronic hobo drunk will not be able to utilize those strategies, though. Only Jebus and Antabuse (and death) works for them.

Anyway. My point is that I hope Vicky gets alcohol poisoning.

When doctors won't treat her for the made up diseases she doesn't have, she can always just destroy her liver.

 

[prolific_mango]

got the link for looking up nazis?

 

[Spunt]

Anyway, you can look up the archive of Nazi party member cards online these days. Found three Markoffs. I am ruling out the worker and the craftsman of the three as Vicky's great grandpa since she doesn't come from such lowly stock, but the engineer Anton Markoff is a good candidate.

got the link for looking up nazis?

Goys guys remember its Markhoff with an H not Markoff.

 

[prolific_mango]

Goys guys remember its Markhoff with an H not Markoff.

yes, i asked for the link because it is not in this quoted post

 

[hey god it's me again]

Found three Markoffs. I am ruling out the worker and the craftsman of the three as Vicky's great grandpa since she doesn't come from such lowly stock, but the engineer Anton Markoff is a good candidate.

I'm afraid I must inform you that her surname is spelled Markhoff, with an H. Do try run the search again with the correct spelling though.

I don't remember if this was already covered but I'll throw it in anyway. The German side of her family, as we know, comes from her pops. Here are the obituaries of her grandpa and grandma from her father's side respectively. They're born 1931-1932. Interesting detail to note is that in granny's obituary, Vicky's name is listed as Victor.


(Link, Archive)


(Link, Archive)

Vicky has said previously that her grandmother was a devout Catholic, and that is provably true. Both obituaries list the St. Pankratius church as the funeral location, which is in Bockum-Hövel. An article published in 2012 celebrates both Markhoffs' membership of the katholische Arbeitnehmerbewegung (KAB) St. Pankratius (Catholic Workers' Movement St. Pankratius) for 60 long years at the time (Archive). KAB is a social and professional association that advocates the for the interests of employees, including social justice, at national level.

Looking into the family further, you may not be surprised to learn that Vicky is actually at least a second-generation Nepo baby. Grandpa Markhoff was one of the founders of Sügro Deutschland, a former large German specialist wholesale group for confectionery, beverages, tobacco products and food. The company is no more as it has since been merged into the company Lekkerland, but as I understand he held an executive position at strategic level and also held a position in various advisory boards until he retired (Source, Archive). Lekkerland still exists today.

Unfortunately I couldn't find much more further up than that because my Wurst is pretty limited. I do know Grandma Markhoff has a father who was a soldier by Vicky's admission (but I suppose, so was everyone's father at the time...). From what I can tell the Markhoff surname is very much from North Rhine-Westphalia, and still has its strongest root there. They were by all accounts a very successful family, and no doubt given a massive advantage as they lived in what would eventually become West Germany at the time.

 

[Boudicca's Boobs]

Some manner of Markhoff relation has a public tree on Ancestry. Here are Heinz and Irmgard, per the obits above:



Looks like Johann Carl Markhoff (born March 10, 1881) and August Jaegers (born August 4, 1902) are the great-grandfathers you'd want to search for in the National Archives, plus similar spellings. I started going through it, but that search is a pain in the ass. I'll leave it to those who can actually read German. There are also way too many August Jaegers in there. He should be from Duisburg if we spot him. Looks like he lost his wife and infant son during the war. Humanizes him a bit. Not that it would stop Vicky from denying and retconning any political allegiance August probably had in order to avoid contradicting the convenient narrative she's made up about herself.

 

[hey god it's me again]

Some manner of Markhoff relation has a public tree on Ancestry. Here are Heinz and Irmgard, per the obits above:

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Looks like Johann Carl Markhoff (born March 10, 1881) and August Jaegers (born August 4, 1902) are the great-grandfathers you'd want to search for in the National Archives, plus similar spellings. I started going through it, but that search is a pain in the ass. I'll leave it to those who can actually read German. There are also way too many August Jaegers in there. He should be from Duisburg if we spot him. Looks like he lost his wife and infant son during the war. Humanizes him a bit. Not that it would stop Vicky from denying and retconning any political allegiance August probably had in order to avoid contradicting the convenient narrative she's made up about herself.

Ooh, brilliant! I see Papa Markhoff was named after his father, that's fun. I'll also defer trawling through the archive to someone who can navigate it. I can't help but wonder why they made a decision to drop the C, i.e. Marckhoff -> Markhoff.

This is tangential but re: the Markhoffs' success, I went down a rabbit hole and found that Vicky's pops testified and advised the US senate on drought preparedness (Archive 1, Archive 2).



I'm not saying that as a child of a tycoon you must always strive to live up to their shoes, but like, really Vicky? Your dad is advising the government on how to organise for water security and you're pretending to be a cripple to bum off twenty bucks from your followers online?

 

[Muskcarpone]

got the link for looking up nazis?

Goys guys remember its Markhoff with an H not Markoff.

Sorry, my bad! On the plus side, there are more Markhoffs than Markoffs.

https://www.sueddeutsche.de/projekte/artikel/politik/nsdap-mitgliederkartei-nazi-datenbank-archiv-e290410/

Edit: I didn't find Johann Carl Markhoff or August Jaegers, though.

Also I find it hilarious that the money wasted on Vicky comes in part from Lekkerland, because I used to work in their warehouses during school vacations as a teenager. Maybe I should claim reparations from her for the exploitation I had to suffer at the hands of her family.

 

[hey god it's me again]

Edit: I didn't find Johann Carl Markhoff or August Jaegers, though.

EDIT: Nevermind, I glossed over the fact that an earlier post literally stated that August Jaegers was born August 4th. Looking at the birthday in this one, I think it says 3.8.02 or 3.1.02. 3.8.02 is pretty close (August 3rd) but, y'know, it's not August 4th.

Anyway, this is not the one we're looking for. I'll spoiler my original post for the sake of posterity. Back to the drawing board...

Spoiler

I tried just "Jaegers" and found this one (Link), but as you can see from the entry they've not registered anything else other than the last name and residence, so including "August" in the query would've hid this one away. This membership was registered in the year '37. Irmgard would've been five years old at this time.



Here's the full image.



First name is August (last name, first name order). His occupation, written below the name Jaegers, is listed as schlosser (I guess locksmith? Metalworker?).

Below that is his birthday. I daresay that birthyear does look like "02" (that is, 1902, when August Jaegers was born according to Ancestry as posted earlier). Place of residence at the time was Duisburg. Address might include the word Kalkhof, number 22. His membership number was 5212464. I can't verify for sure whether it's the August Jaegers we're looking for because I don't know his full birthday.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I'm not saying that as a child of a tycoon you must always strive to live up to their shoes, but like, really Vicky? Your dad is advising the government on how to organise for water security and you're pretending to be a cripple to bum off twenty bucks from your followers online?

Hey, she's got stuff going on!

Is this a stranger? What an unsettling encounter.
Who are these photos for, that we are not graced with? Does she just desire to gaze on herself, fat, masked, cancer kid du-rag'd, in a surplus to requirements chair fit for severe muscular dystrophy, for the pride that swells her chest from witnessing it?


.. inappropriate thing to say but ok



Bitch you can WALK!



(Luckily that hasn't been for a problem yet relevant. Vicky's folks, imagining she might do something like live, work, study abroad, high flying or path treading.. )


Still annecdoting about high school. Also what position

1 like, 1 reply. Reply is herself

0 likes. Given it's recent but I can't see much change coming to fore.
Let's see if Irishwolf will throw her a bone.
She should make friends with some skeevy MTFs and they can bot her some validation.

More scintillating illness tales. Some upstart pooner is getting in on the "dying" action. In fact "I died" they have taken it further than staid, posh Vicky ever dared. Out-munched again




Nice to see she doesn't just save her medical escapades for when there isn't already attention around. Or maybe the couch surf host wasn't giving up enough and needed a performance. Yes, Vicky will put on the dramatics and call an ambulance to your 7th floor flat. And then bitch years later that she wasnt carried out like a little baby.

At the weight she is now at least, EMTs could easily get the kind of spinal twinge that would see Vicky herself into a Christopher reeve powerchair for the rest of her life, lol

 

[hey god it's me again]

We're certainly laughing, Vicky At you, of course

 

[Spunt]

She genuinely thinks she is a big influencer despite getting no engagement at all.

I'm beginning to wonder if this isn't mere narcissism but actual delusional mental illness. After all when Jake Alley does the same thing we stroke our chins trying to work out what the fuck is even wrong with his brain, and in many ways Jake is actually less of a failure than Vicky. He has had a job, he has seen creative projects through to their conclusion, he at one point was connected to some quite powerful people and was a player in a significant cultural movement. Whereas Vicky tried to "omg me too!" on a tweet about a job interview and the best she could manage was for something in high school.

 

[Athena Loves Kiwis]

.. inappropriate things to say but ok

How did this awful phrase ever become popular? Every time I see it, it reminds me of this: