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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 94 10.0%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 119 12.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 226 24.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 445 47.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 56 6.0%
  • Total de votantes
    940
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Burt just got the cops called on him. He attempted to do a prank call stream and the first place that he managed to get through sounded like either a suicide hotline or a women's shelter, and he started talking about how he has a woman in his house that wont stop laughing and if he could make her permanently stop her from laughing because it negatively titillates him. When further asked about stuff he told the operator that he would rather the woman hurt herself than him hurt her, and the operator replied that she has his phone number and is calling the cops. He is now panicking and talking about needing to hide stuff and flush evidence. Holy fuck :story:
 
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Jet's message to fans about the S3 episode
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Blackstar dijo:
Burt just got the cops called on him. He attempted to do a prank call stream and the first place that he managed to get through sounded like either a suicide hotline or a women's shelter, and he started talking about how he has a woman in his house that wont stop laughing and if he could make her permanently stop her from laughing because it negatively titillates him. When further asked about stuff he told the operator that he would rather the woman hurt herself than him hurt her, and the operator replied that she has her phone number and is calling the cops. He is now panicking and talking about needing to hide stuff and flush evidence. Holy fuck :story:
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Mensa member btw
 
StaatsanwaltvonSiemens dijo:
Please pay the subscription during off season we really need it.
Oh you now want to get the promised content? Fuck you why would you even want that shit.
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It wouldn't be so frustrating if they weren't so adamant about "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON'T CANCEL! WE'RE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH CONTENT!!!" But when people pay, they go "lol what? get outta here, nerd, get fucked." This is another example of Jet wanting to be Sam 2.0. Jet saw how flippant and hostile Sam has been towards his fans and paypigs over the years and assumes he can just do that too. It's so gay. "Go watch The Wire." People didn't pay for the fucking Wire, they paid for fishtank. Jet deserves all of the people downloading the episodes and pirating the seasons. If you don't want to give people what they want, don't be surprised when they don't pay.

Don't sell a product if you don't actually want to fulfill the orders, simple as that. Selling a product without delivering is scamming. He hates Indians but scams just like them... interesting.
 
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Burt just got the cops called on him. He attempted to do a prank call stream and the first place that he managed to get through sounded like either a suicide hotline or a women's shelter, and he started talking about how he has a woman in his house that wont stop laughing and if he could make her permanently stop her from laughing because it negatively titillates him. When further asked about stuff he told the operator that he would rather the woman hurt herself than him hurt her, and the operator replied that she has his phone number and is calling the cops. He is now panicking and talking about needing to hide stuff and flush evidence. Holy fuck :story:
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I can just imagine Burt doing his girly Burt streams while frantically trying to flush all his pills and poppers down the toilet. :lit:
 
I was at the beach yesterday and encountered what can only be described as the male version of Bingo & Bongo. They were obviously twins and "impacted" by something, both looked pretty dented. One was significantly larger and chunkier than the other and they both wore identical SpongeBob beach shorts.
 
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I was at the beach yesterday and encountered what can only be described as the male version of Bingo & Bongo. They were obviously twins and "impacted" by something, both looked pretty dented. One was significantly larger and chunkier than the other and they both wore identical SpongeBob beach shorts.
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You need to play cupid to bring the world the anti-Christ.
 
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