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🐟 FishtankFishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera
Alex B quite litteraly had every advantadge possible;
He was the energetic, attractive, son of a billionaire, who attended NYU. All he had to do was work a nice corporate job, and 192 million dollars was his for the taking. Despite this, he never worked in his life and managed to get 3 years in prison for drug charges, likely having an insane legal team to negotiate this for him.
Even in the Fishtank, it's quite obvious Alex B was supposed to be the S3 TJ. All he had to do was follow Sam's instructions and he would have had a fake charachter arc and would win the show. (After Alex walked, Sam was even considering a Simbal win near the end, he was so desperate to not give Burt the money lol)
Even today, if Alex took the same kind of action he claims to do in front of a camera ("I just divorced that fat bitch ohohahah, MKC W") he would instantly have a better life. Even if he didn't get a job (which he instantly could with his famlies resources), he could easily continue his life of watching Netflix shows, scootering arround Houston, and appearing on anything Fishtank related with a nicer, more attractive, gold digger by his side.
I can only imagine how his successful, high-society family feel about him. They are probavbly hoping he just overdoses in his apartment before he can kill more animals and waste more of his allowance.
Alex has responded to being caught with the Pig again, not by addressing it, but by ranting and threatening Slackerblue with lawfare
Yeah, I took $70,000 and stolen shit and 10 K and damages to please you guys. Just another obsessed, jealous walker grasping at straws Dude I truly feel bad for people like that like, what do they do with their time? Not a joke. The dude’s been off my nuts forever. But don’t worry. What I wasn’t able to do last time my mom was. All these people so excited and two other people got hit with a $10,000 cease and desist order. Don’t believe me ask them. Or I can just release the file and block out the names. You all get too bored. like I said it’s funny. These people aren’t speaking up and they’re starting to get charges. This will be the third walker. I’ll say at publicly it’s true. It’s either they press charges on him or I had a case against the city. A very strong one. Which way do you think they leaned? Even the detective assigned the case couldn’t believe this guy’s obsession. I pressed kore charges than anyone. Does the documentary include all of the repairs. That I had to tell the house sitter to press charges cause she was scared of Jacquline She filed charges of her own . But mine. My gun. My window. Breaking and entering. Theft by unlawful taking 7 counts. Vandalism There’s like 8 felonies and 7 misdemeanors from my charges alone. Which still stand. Please use your heads this isn’t rocket science. When I was at streamer house. They robbed me. Got an apartment. Stole my shit the FIRST time. And had been gone 37 days. Poffin incident expect this kinda bullshit from you. But when my mom came down. Shit got done so fkn fast. lol. Charges. Cease and desist orders from a furry or 2. And this I even posted texts from my own mother lol. She actually considered speaking on the matter but doesn’t wanna be reninded if he deceased husband every 2 seconds Actually. Just keep doing weird shit like this. See if if I don’t follow though with my promises. I have my own little walker trace now. This will be the only thing I say about this other than that stay obsessed weirdos. And to the cool ass ppl out there. Love you mfers
I know a guy who's kind of the Alex B: Good Ending. Spent his 20s doing every drug under the sun and fucking about the with worst whores you could imagine. Family was able to step in and convince him to go to fucking rehab and now he has a comfy nepo job as a UX designer, so he gets paid like 200k to screw around on Figma all day and be "california sober" - this guy also had some financial setup where his rich parents could basically threaten to cut his ass off if he kept being a retarded junkie.
Alex never had that shot, the smart one in his family was his dad, who fucking died before he was hugely off rails. His mom is very weak-willed and just lets him do whatever, and the money's probably in an irrevocable trust so there's nothing she can do to change the inevitable outcome of him actualizing his inheritance and blowing that shit right up his hog's stinky latina ass.
Also in a way, Alex is a man destroyed by his fetish. He reminds me a lot of the MC of Obsession in the sense he is willing to burn his entire life to the ground so he can keep huffing latina farts for one more second. Fishtank just made that worse by giving him an audience, which he also seemingly has a fetish for
(he is a feeder with a humiliation kink, he wants to become a fat slave and fuck fat bitches while everyone makes fun of him for it - the only thing preventing him from actually getting fat himself is the fact he's on so many drugs food probably seems disgusting to him)
Shoovy is landing in Delhi in ~4 hours, at 1am local time. He just got on a connecting flight from presumably Doha.
Here he is in business class making baby noises:
Also in a way, Alex is a man destroyed by his fetish. He reminds me a lot of the MC of Obsession in the sense he is willing to burn his entire life to the ground so he can keep huffing latina farts for one more second.
lol. So dumb. Like I said. Ask James. Didn’t 85 inch tv get broke. That we submitted to to the police That wasn’t on stream. James was there. Me the house sitter and James are “co victims”. In the eyes of the law Walkers. You’re growing more desperate by the day. Yep. Getting cops invoked. Ya know what. I lost 70k and 12k in damages. Do you think I did that for you Fucks ? Ya know cause I REALLY need that …. James didn’t tell me he was even bringing it. You walkers grasping at straws. Ask em yourself i’m about to be un humble and take a screen recording of just one of my several accounts. Cause ya know me. I’m I such desperate need of cash. And btw. The TV they broke was worth more than that I had 12k in damages. 70 stolen. And yes. It’s public record. Look it up. Or like I said. ASK JAMES It’s not like he didn’t see me talking to the officers or anything or like I said the 85 inch TV that no one has seen footage of I guess it was just broken for views. Along with my two other TVs that were stolen my beats headphones. My Window smashed my PlayStation VR to my PlayStation itself with all the controllers my gun. Like I said, there’s a whole lot of videos you all have not seen. So if the walkers are trying to like turn James against me, I 150% promise you it won’t work. He was there and knows exactly what happened. Oh, I forgot the two doors. I had broken down the bathroom door and my closet door. And the water that was thrown all over my electrical sockets. I just paid for a new AC unit upstairs. It’s fried now and. All the dishes in cookware, literally clean the fuck out. That part was beforehand the cookware, but. Yeah, I guess Me James and the housesitter are lying. Damn you all are a bunch of geniuses. Oh wait did I mention a $550 thermostat? No I didn’t but I had to re-order it as well as a lot of other things I withdrew 7000 cash yesterday and my inheritance won’t clear for another five or six weeks or so Look at the dime stampAweeeee. Poor babies. God, you all are really gonna hate me. The walkers. Up and it’s up and it’s up and it’s up. No matter how many people walkers people in life who I thought cared for or looked out for my best interest in well-being. And again if you have any other doubts, just go to the source ask James ask him what I said to the Police. and the days after that, we continued to work on it.
Definitely too high to realize it. He's too stupid (and high) to make an argument; plus, he's one of those retards that thinks if he kicks and screams and "explains" that he can get out of it.
I wonder how this worked. Did the Ogress svengali him after the robbery? Or did Alex know about the robbery, staging it to get the heat off him about Benji? If he did this all behind James Drake's back, he's going to be fucking furious. If James Drake continues to associate with him, he's either spineless or retarded. Especially considering he's out a pistol and his deceased dog's collar.
if James Drake continues to associate with him, he's either spineless or retarded. Especially considering he's out a pistol and his deceased dog's collar.
James Drake knows that once the lolcow content stops, his stream views will decline. James is clinging to Alex especially hard, since:
Alex is easy to manipulate
Alex has "an in" with production
Alex has been trying to produce a fihtank offshoot called "Cobrapit". James will likely try to wrangle Alex into controlling this show.
If James denies Alex's wacko stories, he looses all of this and there will be no Alex on the camping trip, which is one of his 3 major sources of content (Burt, Landon Trolling, and Alex Trolling)
James has done this since, season 5: 90% of the conflict was between Bashir and James trying to become the tard wrangler for the twins and Landon, in hopes that this will make the audience like them.
Shoovy is landing in Delhi in ~4 hours, at 1am local time. He just got on a connecting flight from presumably Doha.
Here he is in business class making baby noises: shoovy baby noises.mp4
Ben's back to streaming on the site (and probably Kick) tonight. I saw a picture of Damiel in their new office, so wherever they moved to, sounds like they're already full set up. Thank God, honestly. Any content is welcome at this point. The S1 rerun is lame and whatever the literal Hell else is happening in the Fishtank community.
Definitely too high to realize it. He's too stupid (and high) to make an argument; plus, he's one of those retards that thinks if he kicks and screams and "explains" that he can get out of it.
I wonder how this worked. Did the Ogress svengali him after the robbery? Or did Alex know about the robbery, staging it to get the heat off him about Benji? If he did this all behind James Drake's back, he's going to be fucking furious. If James Drake continues to associate with him, he's either spineless or retarded. Especially considering he's out a pistol and his deceased dog's collar.
He's already said that he suspected that Alex was withholding evidence to try to help her and that he doesn't care what Alex says, he's going after her to the full extent of whatever he can do.
After Bloodgames, Ice Poseidon ran his own live event, Hunger Games, with Jon and Letty taking part. It was a clusterfuck, but some of us who still use the Sneedchat in-between the Seasons watched it and found Shoovy. He is really fucking stupid. He went missing at the start of the event, with him not being eliminated but just disappearing, not being locatable on the map that tracked contestants using their phones. Ice randomly discovered him a day or two before the finale, having gotten lost and stuck inside a small forest on the land. He had ran out of water and was surviving off of MREs. Ice found him to be really entertaining, dropped him some supplies, handcuffed him to a branch that he had to then drag along, and proceeded to use him for some funny content.
Afterwards, we started paying more attention to him. His streams are mostly boring but he is nevertheless a retard that can be hilarious at times. He peaked during his boat arc, where he managed to acquire a boat and wanted to go down the entire US east coast to Florida. But, being a fucking retard, he didn't know how to sail, was afraid of it, and wanted to use the boats motor, which was only intended for manoeuvring into docks for the entire journey. Of course, this was a disaster, albeit a hilarious one. He kept needing to be rescued by the Coast Guard because of getting stuck in shallow waters, would take days off where he would just stay in Hotels not doing anything (He's a really lazy retard), eventually met up with another streamer that knew how to sail who helped him cover a lot of distance only to go right back to using the motor after the guy left, only managing to sail on his own once or twice, which never lasted long because he would freak out and end it. He had made a money bet with Ice about reaching Miami by a certain date and he could've actually done it despite his really slow speeds from using the motor, but his laziness ruined it and he never reached Miami, with the boat arc eventually ending. Other characters entered the Boat arc, such as one streamer named Squeeze, he was also really low IQ and retarded. His first tenure on the boat ended after Shoovy ordered him to get into cold water to untangle the motor, which of course led to him getting cold, so he freaked thinking out that he was dying and demanding that Shoovy call the Coast Guard to evacuate him, while Shoovy was reluctant and kept getting Squeeze to say that he had agreed to a contract that left Shoovy not culpable for this.
The content continued, with Shoovy doing more stupid shit such as duct taping his streaming phone to his head to give the audience his POV as he tried to sail, only for it to end with him screeching in pain ripping the tape off. Eventually, Squeeze returned but the boat picked up another person, Xena. She's a crazy, mystery meat, mentally ill onlyfans thot/streamer who torpedoed the Boat Trip. Shoovy was already lazy, but after her time there he was done with the boat, wanting to just fuck her instead. She had a BPD meltdown on the boat, Squeeze got kicked off, and Shoovy eventually ended the boat trip, having never reached Miami.
After that, we periodically pay attention to him. He's not interesting enough to be worth watching all the time but can do funny retard shit, such as building a raft out of planks of wood and using it to sail on a lake in Texas, while the raft slowly sank. Anyways, he was brought up because he's on his way to India to stream, which could just be really boring, or could be hilarious.
i’m about to be un humble and take a screen recording of just one of my several accounts. Cause ya know me. I’m I such desperate need of cash. And btw. The TV they broke was worth more than that I had 12k in damages. 70 stolen. And yes. It’s public record. Look it up. Or like I said. ASK JAMES It’s not like he didn’t see me talking to the officers or anything or like I said the 85 inch TV that no one has seen footage of I guess it was just broken for views. Along with my two other TVs that were stolen my beats headphones. My Window smashed my PlayStation VR to my PlayStation itself with all the controllers my gun. Like I said, there’s a whole lot of videos you all have not seen. So if the walkers are trying to like turn James against me, I 150% promise you it won’t work. He was there and knows exactly what happened. Oh, I forgot the two doors. I had broken down the bathroom door and my closet door. And the water that was thrown all over my electrical sockets. I just paid for a new AC unit upstairs. It’s fried now and. All the dishes in cookware, literally clean the fuck out. That part was beforehand the cookware, but. Yeah, I guess Me James and the housesitter are lying. Damn you all are a bunch of geniuses. Oh wait did I mention a $550 thermostat? No I didn’t but I had to re-order it as well as a lot of other things I withdrew 7000 cash yesterday and my inheritance won’t clear for another five or six weeks or so Look at the dime stampAweeeee. Poor babies. God, you all are really gonna hate me. The walkers. Up and it’s up and it’s up and it’s up. No matter how many people walkers people in life who I thought cared for or looked out for my best interest in well-being. And again if you have any other doubts, just go to the source ask James ask him what I said to the Police. and the days after that, we continued to work on it.
